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Shitlaw mastermen, pls weigh in on Tiger’s DUI plea deal

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they we...
haunting chapel
  09/02/26
Tiger did nothing wrong
Exhilarant disturbing macaca fanboi
  09/02/26
there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reas...
curious autistic deer antler
  09/02/26
he's asian
Exhilarant disturbing macaca fanboi
  09/02/26
blasian, actually
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Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea
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cerebral topaz brethren locus
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  09/02/26
Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled ove...
Orchid startling organic girlfriend
  09/02/26
>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu Sounds like a d...
Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as...
Lascivious House
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Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the...
Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "shoul...
gunneratttt
  09/02/26
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  09/02/26
lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Ti...
cerebral topaz brethren locus
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Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to d...
razzmatazz bipolar casino striped hyena
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Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea
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Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal? T...
cerebral topaz brethren locus
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Costumed roast beef
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Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea
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Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea
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Great deal for a repeat offender
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: haunting chapel

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they were really gonna nail him. Obviously he can afford drivers but riding in the backseat like a child for 5 years is pretty humiliating.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110786)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant disturbing macaca fanboi

Tiger did nothing wrong

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110800)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: curious autistic deer antler

there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reason ever again. he's a billionaire - hire a fucking driver.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110805)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant disturbing macaca fanboi

he's asian

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110806)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: curious autistic deer antler

blasian, actually

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110822)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: cerebral topaz brethren locus



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Orchid startling organic girlfriend

Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled over for going 70 in a 60 then being a little wobbly in a field sobriety test. He was driving recklessly while hopped up on goofballs and tutu and flipped his car. And this isn't his first DUI or inebriated wreck. He's going to kill someone eventually.

Presumably, the prosecutors were afraid to try the case and possibly lose, so they agreed to a weak plea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110844)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea

>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu

Sounds like a description of many megapoasters over the years, too 😋

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111078)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Lascivious House

Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as a dark skinned Indian from Kolkata who pretended to be black

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111420)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea

South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the most hilariously bizarre modern cultural occurrences (and modernity is full of MANY 180 phenomena!)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111424)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "should" go to jail if we consider what we know about him, but it wouldn't be fair to treat him more harshly than others just because he's famous and we know he's a lush.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111127)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: cerebral topaz brethren locus

lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Tiger Fucking Woods.

Even if they did get a guilty verdict, no judge would actually put Tiger in jail for a fucking non-injury DUI.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110903)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz bipolar casino striped hyena

Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to do this. Plus another group of judges love locking up rich and/or white people.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111404)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111412)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: cerebral topaz brethren locus

Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal?

The Judge was well within their power to say that they didn't think this sufficiently penalized the Defendant nor serve as a deterrent.

The Prosucutor pussed out and the Judge let him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50120198)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Costumed roast beef



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz bipolar casino striped hyena

Great deal for a repeat offender

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111397)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Theater Stage Marketing Idea



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111400)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: cerebral topaz brethren locus



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