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Went to a wedding where the groom got straight up DEMOLISHED in speech

Groom is 5’10 and bride is 5’4. All of her exes ...
passionate giraffe library
  09/18/26
that song is in one of the remastered movie editions now, i ...
opaque set
  09/18/26
It's also in the direct to video sequel, The Lion King 2: Si...
henna famous landscape painting resort
  09/18/26
heights of everyone involved?
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  09/18/26
Was The Nordic Boy in attendance?
"in real life"
  09/18/26
they're guiding you, they live in you
Stimulating umber half-breed reading party
  09/18/26
“Let the men of her past guide you to be a better man....
passionate giraffe library
  09/18/26
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Stimulating umber half-breed reading party
  09/18/26
actually they all live in her brain
crystalline razzle selfie
  09/18/26
I really like it here
180 base
  09/18/26
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snowy fortuitous meteor
  09/18/26
On a more real note, people don't realize that the Proud Boy...
excitant kitchen foreskin
  09/18/26
So that's why I saw so many virile young men standing at att...
henna famous landscape painting resort
  09/18/26
I was at the same wedding holy shit
embarrassed to the bone ratface
  09/18/26
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Cobalt crawly native
  09/18/26
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snowy fortuitous meteor
  09/18/26
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"in real life"
  09/18/26
Balding.
Hairraiser location
  09/18/26


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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: passionate giraffe library

Groom is 5’10 and bride is 5’4. All of her exes were present. The bridesmaids whole speech started with the typical “sorry party so drunk hahahah”

Then she made everyone watch the screen. The lion king song started playing but not the one we’re used to. Not from the movie. It was a 180 song from the Broadway show (a pleasant surprise).

It’s called “They Live in You.” It was a song where Simba was being told that his dad and all the kings in the past live in you even though they’re dead. They’re guiding him from beyond.

Well the story wasn’t so “inspiring” for the groom. The montage was of all her past men she’s slept with or dated (a total of 4 minutes lol).

Then the bridesmaid says “Greg, all of Lindsay’s past men…they all live in you. They’re reaching out to you from beyond to treat Lindsay right. They’re guiding you. They’re teaching you about her and her needs and her body.”

The whole room clapped. Then she asked the men to stand up and come over and give Greg a pound. He stood there with a horse faced look and smile. Balding.

He makes $700k and has an inheritance of $15 million.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143310)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: opaque set

that song is in one of the remastered movie editions now, i watched it and was like the what fuck is this song, i dont remember this at all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143315)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: henna famous landscape painting resort

It's also in the direct to video sequel, The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143322)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

heights of everyone involved?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143313)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: "in real life"

Was The Nordic Boy in attendance?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143317)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Stimulating umber half-breed reading party

they're guiding you, they live in you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143323)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: passionate giraffe library

“Let the men of her past guide you to be a better man.”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143346)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Stimulating umber half-breed reading party



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143378)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: crystalline razzle selfie

actually they all live in her brain

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143379)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: 180 base

I really like it here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143356)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: snowy fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143422)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: excitant kitchen foreskin

On a more real note, people don't realize that the Proud Boys are actually named from a musical number in the Aladdin musical on broadway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143359)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: henna famous landscape painting resort

So that's why I saw so many virile young men standing at attention in the theater during that song.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143383)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ratface

I was at the same wedding holy shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143381)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Cobalt crawly native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143419)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: snowy fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143421)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: "in real life"



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143457)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser location

Balding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143425)