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Carrot Top just tried to off himself

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Long time coming on that.
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His Vegas show just got renewed for five years, he's doing g...
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cr, his goofy prop comedy stuff was kinda endearing.
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It's his phenotype that got him the hate
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imagine having tickets to that show
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He'd rather kill himself than face another performance for h...
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But doctor... I am Pagliacci
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there is a special kind of hell in which you become a figure...
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jestering generally
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  09/19/26
it's happening to Blake Neff, but unlike Carrot Top, he dese...
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  09/19/26
Imagine being a Candace guy lmfao
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figure of mass ridicule for no real reason tp
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  09/19/26
Not only that, he literally has Hair. Most of his detractors...
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  09/19/26
fuck what am i supposed to do in vegas now
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  09/19/26
gamble?
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  09/19/26
Hookers
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i saw him once and he was funny as shit
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He is dating a woman. Doubt he has the gay mental illness bu...
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In retrospect he looks pretty gay
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He grabbed the wrong prop
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fuck
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Typical Gen Xer
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He just needs to commit to hitting the gym.
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Why now? Why not 30 years ago?
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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: Passionate Citrine Regret Casino

I have a feeling he’d go for a real suicide attempt rather than a fake “cry for help” one but we’ll see I guess

https://x.com/nypost/status/2101154799064334713

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143523)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Sepia Spectacular Base Reading Party

Long time coming on that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143528)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: talented high-end volcanic crater

That’s sad. I hope he gets some help. It must be really hard to be an aging goofball act.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143524)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Carmine church building faggotry

youre doing great at it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143525)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: talented high-end volcanic crater

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143526)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: nighttime anal indirect expression scourge upon the earth



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144364)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: buff fragrant church



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Date: September 19th, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: topaz provocative mental disorder chapel



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: indigo contagious stead



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: smoky national hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143749)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Excitant Location Son Of Senegal

one shot kill thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143769)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: unholy meetinghouse faggot firefighter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143884)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: sienna self-absorbed ladyboy parlor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144106)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: nofapping background story plaza



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144362)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

His Vegas show just got renewed for five years, he's doing great.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143764)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: Maize zippy cruise ship useless brakes

I feel bad for him because he was basically the most hated person in the country for 10 years - solely because dorky comedy writers controlled the airwaves and hated how much more successful Carrot Top was.

But really, Carrot Top was harmless and pretty clever and a decent joke writer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143533)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Thirsty roast beef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143573)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: indigo contagious stead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143723)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:47 AM
Author: Excitant Location Son Of Senegal

cr, his goofy prop comedy stuff was kinda endearing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143770)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: crusty really tough guy pervert

It's his phenotype that got him the hate

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144233)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: Nudist dingle berry

imagine having tickets to that show

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143534)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 2:43 AM
Author: Shivering Out-of-control Turdskin

He'd rather kill himself than face another performance for his fans

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143587)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Learning disabled cuck gas station

But doctor... I am Pagliacci

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143536)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: indigo contagious stead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143724)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:39 AM
Author: hairraiser den

there is a special kind of hell in which you become a figure of mass ridicule for no real reason, I think.

it just becomes a mindless frenzy to 'hate Carrot Top,' in which even the dregs of humanity, who have no business ridiculing anyone, get in on the act and feel free to shit all over him.

once that process gets started, you are robbed of all humanity for the rest of your days. even when you kill yourself, everyone is still making fun of you, lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143539)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Nudist dingle berry

jestering generally

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143540)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: hairraiser den

it's happening to Blake Neff, but unlike Carrot Top, he deserves it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143541)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Bistre sanctuary pistol

Imagine being a Candace guy lmfao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143549)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: Carmine church building faggotry

figure of mass ridicule for no real reason tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143610)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: judgmental hall

Not only that, he literally has Hair. Most of his detractors don’t.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143846)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Saffron Ape Chad

fuck what am i supposed to do in vegas now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143582)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

gamble?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143766)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Shaky vermilion mad cow disease

Hookers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143960)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:01 AM
Author: Cobalt Razzle Gaping Deer Antler

i saw him once and he was funny as shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143595)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:17 AM
Author: sienna self-absorbed ladyboy parlor

had no idea he was a gay pedo

https://x.com/susangrant60501/status/2101189783330681256

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143654)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Excitant Location Son Of Senegal

based

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143772)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: unholy meetinghouse faggot firefighter

He is dating a woman. Doubt he has the gay mental illness but if true it definitely explains this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143896)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: sienna self-absorbed ladyboy parlor

In retrospect he looks pretty gay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144179)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Salmon Party Of The First Part Cuckoldry

He grabbed the wrong prop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143674)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143707)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: judgmental hall

Typical Gen Xer

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143691)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: indigo contagious stead

(pulls comically large pill bottle out of prop trunk)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143727)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Harsh station travel guidebook



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143889)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: yellow principal's office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144141)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Dashing Pink Hominid



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144186)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: low-t angry address yarmulke

Carrot Top has an estimated net worth of $70 million as of 2026

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144175)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Umber boltzmann senate

Imagine having that much hair and money in middle age and still wanting to die. What hope is there for the rest of us

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144278)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: nighttime anal indirect expression scourge upon the earth

He just needs to commit to hitting the gym.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144366)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Underhanded misanthropic lodge kitty cat

Why now? Why not 30 years ago?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144425)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: sienna self-absorbed ladyboy parlor

This is why

https://x.com/susangrant60501/status/2101189783330681256

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144445)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Underhanded misanthropic lodge kitty cat

He enjoyed sucking cock? Not seeing a reason

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144463)