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I just removed a large, 150+ wasp colony from my portocochere
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:31 AM Author: Citrine space I had let this thing grow all summer. Quietly watching the harmless wasps (well I guess they're not entirely harmless if you mess with them) grow and grow. After 3 stings in the last 10 days I decided it was time to take action. I waited until my wife left for work with my three youngest children then invited my oldest out for a show. I climbed up on a ladder with a mixing bowl, a bottle of nail polish remover, and I poured some in. Then I tried to get the bowl directly over the nest. Predictably, I missed and several wasps flew off. I held the bowl there and started to hear them drop. But in the 10-20 seconds or so since the attack, the escapees started to come back. Some hung in the air inches from my hand solemnly. Others began to zoom straight at my face. I dropped the mixing bowl and it shattered upon impact with my drive. I cartwheeled back off the ladder and landed oddly on my ankle. My son rushed over to ask if I was okay, and then he started to laugh. In the end, my ankle is black and blue, the nest is gone, and I only got stung twice on the chest. My son got a morning show before school. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle fuchsia principal's office headpube ur so fucking alpha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50152118) |
Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:35 AM Author: cerise mind-boggling theater stage gay wizard Pics of aftermath (wasps, port coche, ankle) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150443) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM Author: Citrine space I can’t go out there right now because there’s like 15-20 of them zipping around angry and startled. A bunch are hanging out where the nest was (pic one), the nest in the grass (pic two), the dead soldiers on the ground soaked in acetone (pic three). https://imgur.com/a/oT2jTQS |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:51 AM Author: cerise mind-boggling theater stage gay wizard 180 but how did you pour acetone into a nest in that position? Seems like blasting with aerosol would have been best practice. And not exactly sure what the mixing bowl has to do with anything. And what was it made of that it shattered -- were you out there with a ceramic bowl or something (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150478) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Citrine space The acetone in a confined space suffocates them. That was the plan. Yes, the mixing bowl was a medium sized ceramic that shattered. I picked it up already. It’s too crazy to go outside right now though. They are all stirred up. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Arousing Coiffed Point In retrospect does it seem a little retard to have used a ceramic bowl for this
Show us ur fat disgusting ankle |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Citrine space I probably should have used something else, but come to think of it, I think I got that bowl from Costco's so I'm sure I could return it if I was willing to go to that extreme. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150620) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:35 AM Author: Histrionic legend (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150446) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:41 AM Author: chestnut school cafeteria kitty cat Purge the mutant, the heretic, and the alien (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150463) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM Author: fluffy bawdyhouse the most depressing part of this poast is the last two words: before school. fucking criminal that young males have to spend their lives locked up in those prisons. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150467) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:48 AM Author: Citrine space He’s a good egg. I just hope he listens to his teachers! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150476) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface The whole colony should have been injected right up your ass for using a word like portocochere (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150490) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:55 AM Author: Citrine space What would you call it, friend? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150498) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I'd call "fat guy doing stupid stuff and getting hurt" one of my favorite video genres. Do you have a ring video of these shenanigans that you can share? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150555) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:42 AM Author: galvanic mustard roast beef wagecucks You are one dumb piece of shit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150622) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:42 AM Author: Citrine space Thank you, friend! Love you too! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150624) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 3:03 PM Author: Adventurous Meetinghouse Psychic Subject: Lolz lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50151449) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM Author: Excitant shimmering immigrant state I wear a thick hazmat suit with a mask when I engage in wasp warfare. I also use an aerosol and absolutely nuke the hive cluster. I never get stung. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150633) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Citrine space Well, I went in up close and personal in shorts and a tee shirt. My results were mixed. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 2:33 PM Author: effete stage Did you at least let your neighbors know so they can watch? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50151361) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Internet-worthy place of business Do it at night when it's colder and use smoke next time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150645) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Citrine space cr. I did it at dawn when they were all asleep. They have woken up though. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 11:13 AM Author: Excitant shimmering immigrant state (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50150709) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 2:34 PM Author: effete stage (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50151362) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 2:40 PM Author: Boyish purple prole preventive strike did you obliterate whatever you landed on (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50151383) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:54 PM Author: aromatic friendly grandma (kike) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50152089) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:57 PM Author: impressive mad cow disease macaca A can of wasp spray from your local Ace hardware would have let you accomplish the same result from 20 feet away and with both feet firmly on the ground. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50152092) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:05 PM Author: silver gas station 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50152111) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:07 PM Author: Offensive den if you get a power washer nozzle for a hose and put a soap mixture in its basin, you can drown entire hives without too much effort, and from a safe distance. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50152115) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:37 PM Author: Cowardly snowy halford dopamine Brother next time just get the Raid long distance wasp spray and soak the nest at night. They will all be in there and you will kill all of them. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2#50152160) |