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Must be nuts representing criminals facing death penalty or even life in jail

Seems like a lot of pressure
sinister space fanboi
  09/24/26
The most stressful to me are relatively young clients who ...
Jet angry messiness plaza
  09/24/26
you didnt make them break the law
Mind-boggling striped hyena gaming laptop
  09/24/26
True. I don’t lose a lot of sleep over my clients thes...
Jet angry messiness plaza
  09/24/26
Fuck'm. Good chance the should be locked up.
Bipolar aphrodisiac gunner
  09/24/26
What's some wild impulsive shit one of your 19 year old clie...
Self-centered casino boiling water
  09/25/26
A few that come to mind are currently still being litigated ...
Jet angry messiness plaza
  09/25/26
What's he looking at time wise on bein well gross with steps...
Self-centered casino boiling water
  09/25/26
He’d get 25 to life if he loses at trial but something...
Jet angry messiness plaza
  09/25/26
Hey seems guilty of rape rape imo
Self-centered casino boiling water
  09/25/26
You should be happy they’re getting locked away
Shimmering son of senegal
  09/25/26
These <25 chiles get "youth" parole after 25 yr...
Useless bat shit crazy double fault
  09/24/26
Collecting on the bill seems like it would be an issue, yes....
shaky pozpig people who are hurt
  09/24/26
I did a case once where my client faced 10+ years. Prosecuto...
Arousing mauve set
  09/24/26
Phew!
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  09/24/26
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disturbing massive preventive strike
  09/24/26
Kind of insane to gamble on 10 years vs probo. That's like c...
Self-centered casino boiling water
  09/25/26
You don’t prole do you
Shimmering son of senegal
  09/25/26
(Katherine Magbanua)
Self-centered casino boiling water
  09/25/26
Thank you for your service
Mahogany Background Story
  09/25/26
Crim appeals bro here. I only do lifer chomos and murderers....
Useless bat shit crazy double fault
  09/24/26
I mean, isn’t that kinda exactly how it’s suppos...
shaky pozpig people who are hurt
  09/24/26
When I know my clients are represented by guys like luis at ...
Useless bat shit crazy double fault
  09/24/26
I got my first Crim def client who is using AI to write up ...
Jet angry messiness plaza
  09/24/26
God help us. Are they on bail, or do they have access to AI ...
Useless bat shit crazy double fault
  09/24/26
the only thing you have to worry about is getting a client w...
Startling indian lodge
  09/24/26
I've handled over 5000 criminal cases and I don't think one ...
hyperactive heady volcanic crater
  09/24/26
I've had a couple self-defense cases where the I thought my ...
Useless bat shit crazy double fault
  09/24/26
this is why I enjoyed working with the USTs and the NGRIs mo...
Startling indian lodge
  09/24/26
Has a psychiatrist ever cured anyone
Shimmering son of senegal
  09/25/26
the meds can prevent further psychotic episodes, so they&rs...
Jet angry messiness plaza
  09/25/26
cr you're lawyer version of Hyeseong Kim.
Galvanic mediation senate
  09/29/26
it's low stress because the clients are all guilty, so it do...
Startling indian lodge
  09/24/26
Lol
Comical mischievous meetinghouse
  09/25/26
I just represented this crazy bitch that killed her three ki...
Comical mischievous meetinghouse
  09/25/26
you bribe any jurors?
red appetizing clown field
  09/25/26
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godawful multi-colored site
  09/25/26
imagine being a judge, day after day just sending people off...
khaki sex offender
  09/25/26
"No, I'm not superman. I'm a judge."
Arousing mauve set
  09/25/26


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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: sinister space fanboi

Seems like a lot of pressure

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153959)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Jet angry messiness plaza

The most stressful to me are relatively young clients who catch charges that could carry 50 to life.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153963)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling striped hyena gaming laptop

you didnt make them break the law

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153973)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Jet angry messiness plaza

True. I don’t lose a lot of sleep over my clients these days. Just feel kinda bad for the 19 year olds making retarded impulsive decisions

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153987)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Bipolar aphrodisiac gunner

Fuck'm. Good chance the should be locked up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154154)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Self-centered casino boiling water

What's some wild impulsive shit one of your 19 year old clients did?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154215)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 1:27 AM
Author: Jet angry messiness plaza

A few that come to mind are currently still being litigated so I don’t want to say too much.

But one allegedly got rapey with his very Young stepsister (no actual rape or sex though)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154230)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 2:02 AM
Author: Self-centered casino boiling water

What's he looking at time wise on bein well gross with stepsis?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154251)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: Jet angry messiness plaza

He’d get 25 to life if he loses at trial but something like that would likely resolve for much less time before trial. depends on how tough the DA wants to be on him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154267)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Self-centered casino boiling water

Hey seems guilty of rape rape imo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154484)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Shimmering son of senegal

You should be happy they’re getting locked away

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155131)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Useless bat shit crazy double fault

These <25 chiles get "youth" parole after 25 yrs, as you know. But still a lot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153989)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: shaky pozpig people who are hurt

Collecting on the bill seems like it would be an issue, yes. Significant moral hazard involved

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153990)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Arousing mauve set

I did a case once where my client faced 10+ years. Prosecutor offered a couple years on probation with no time incarcerated. I told her (the defendant) to reject the offer because the prosecution's case was weak (and I was skeptical about her making it on probation without pissing hot and getting popped for that). Pressure was really on after that because she had an out and I told her not to take it. Went to trial and copped that Not Guilty verdict.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153995)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling striped hyena gaming laptop

Phew!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154002)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: disturbing massive preventive strike



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154151)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: Self-centered casino boiling water

Kind of insane to gamble on 10 years vs probo. That's like catching a gutshot straight. Even if you're attorney says the evidence against you is dicey how hard can it be to pee in a cup?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154217)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Shimmering son of senegal

You don’t prole do you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155133)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Self-centered casino boiling water

(Katherine Magbanua)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155193)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: Mahogany Background Story

Thank you for your service

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154526)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Useless bat shit crazy double fault

Crim appeals bro here. I only do lifer chomos and murderers. I sometimes feel enormous pressure knowing that I'm literally the last chance they will ever have at any relief from the justice system. But then I realize they're already guilty as fuck, that I lose 99% of my cases, that the appellate system is stacked against them, so there's nothing much I can do so it's no big deal.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153996)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: shaky pozpig people who are hurt

I mean, isn’t that kinda exactly how it’s supposed to work?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154003)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Useless bat shit crazy double fault

When I know my clients are represented by guys like luis at the trial level, I know they had their day in court rofl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154101)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Jet angry messiness plaza

I got my first Crim def client who is using AI to write up detailed screeds telling me what i should be investigating and subpoenaing . A lot of it was complete nonsense lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154121)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: Useless bat shit crazy double fault

God help us. Are they on bail, or do they have access to AI bullshit from prison? I haven't received any AI letters yet from clients, but one family member recently sent me an AI email about post-appeal habeas shit which I ignored.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154133)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Startling indian lodge

the only thing you have to worry about is getting a client who's innocent

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154119)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: hyperactive heady volcanic crater

I've handled over 5000 criminal cases and I don't think one was truly "innocent". A couple of .08 or drug DWI's that were found not guilty but they definitely weren't 100% sober. Overcharges were more common but the ADA always came off those charges. Closest case to truly innocent was a federal DWI on a military base where client took ambien, drank a glass of wine and went to bed to later drive in her nightgown around the base at 3am. Judge found her not guilty by reason of lack of "autonomy" over her actions. Also had a few self-defense assault cases that were thrown out or found not guilty but they shared some responsibility in the altercation

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154146)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: Useless bat shit crazy double fault

I've had a couple self-defense cases where the I thought my guy was truly innocent. Sure they shared some responsibility in the altercation or the lead-up. But I still genuinely felt the shooting was totally justified. The DAs like to overcharge these cases knowing the jury won't likely exonerate the defendant knowing there's a dead body and will likely split the baby.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154163)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Startling indian lodge

this is why I enjoyed working with the USTs and the NGRIs more than the criminal defendants. There was absolutely no doubt as to what they had done. Furthermore a UST who gets good legal representation is only getting fast tracked to jail. If the state psychiatrists give you the treatment you deserve, the prize is you becum fit to stand trial.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154171)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Shimmering son of senegal

Has a psychiatrist ever cured anyone

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155136)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Jet angry messiness plaza

the meds can prevent further psychotic episodes, so they’re managing the symptoms at least

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155150)



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Date: September 29th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Galvanic mediation senate

cr you're lawyer version of Hyeseong Kim.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50160507)



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Date: September 24th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Startling indian lodge

it's low stress because the clients are all guilty, so it doesn't matter if you lose

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154117)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Comical mischievous meetinghouse

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154205)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Comical mischievous meetinghouse

I just represented this crazy bitch that killed her three kids in MA.nearly copped dat NGRI plea but for one asshole holdout juror.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154207)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: red appetizing clown field

you bribe any jurors?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154231)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: godawful multi-colored site



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154237)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: khaki sex offender

imagine being a judge, day after day just sending people off to prison for decades.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154640)



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Date: September 25th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Arousing mauve set

"No, I'm not superman. I'm a judge."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155269)