BARZINIMANDIAS

I met a poaster from a Big 10 land

Who said: Two vast and chubby legs of stone

Stand in the quad. Near them, on the grass,

Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose cheeks

And cloddish chin, and gaze of dim command

Tell its sculptor well his threads had read

Which yet survive, stamp'd on these plumpish things

The posts that mocked him and the Jewess that fled

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Barzinimandias, king of kings:

Look on my Fort, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Little beside remains. Round the decay

Of his blundered life, virginal and spare,

Sororistutes and tourists stretch far away

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