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I have never has a sexual thought about Dakota Johnson in my life.

Not even once. How is this bitch famous?
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
how dare she even show her face in public if YOU aren't pers...
ferengi
  10/05/26
I wonder this as well. Her parents are both famous so it'...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
beautiful lady
Unhinged drunken hunting ground quadroon
  10/05/26
No.
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
lol yeah. she looks too much like her dad
Hairraiser flatulent patrolman national
  10/05/26
On top of having a sort of weird off putting look she's also...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
her breakout role was the those '50 shades of grey' movies. ...
Narrow-minded aquamarine philosopher-king home
  10/05/26
...
emerald autistic crotch feces
  10/05/26
is this what was going on with julia stiles? i could neve...
Hairraiser flatulent patrolman national
  10/05/26
Husky voice but kinda hot ig
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
I would totally bang Julia Roberts wtf. She was steamy in Er...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
Also Anne Hathaway. Beautiful but not sexy
smoky misunderstood circlehead
  10/05/26
Still would. I'm really not that picky I just don't like Mad...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
Objection relevance This is about sexiness not whether you'...
smoky misunderstood circlehead
  10/05/26
I think AH is a lot sexier than DJ. By a wide margin.
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
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  10/05/26
this is right on the money. BUT, julia roberts has sex appea...
Charismatic gay wizard
  10/05/26
I have jacked off to Shakespeare in Love way too many times ...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/06/26
speaking of beautiful brunette actresses, a woman came up to...
ferengi
  10/05/26
True story one time in high school we were driving to my dad...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
lol embarrassing but she was probably flattered
ferengi
  10/05/26
how'd u turn out like this with such an alpha dad
Unhinged drunken hunting ground quadroon
  10/05/26
...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/05/26
...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
For a woman to break social ranks from being judgy and bitch...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/05/26
she must be catnip to people in the industry because she kee...
fuchsia filthy hospital partner
  10/05/26
She's friends with Tay and both her parents are famous. I...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
Had to look her up. Op fucking NAILED it
Fucking Fuckface
  10/05/26
I did not, in fact, nail it. But Chris Martin did, inter ali...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
She has elite genes. The daughter has her beauty and his jaw...
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  10/05/26
Ew no
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
Stop trolling.
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  10/05/26
MG was insanely hot back in the day. DJ not so much. Stop tr...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
Are you really gonna sit here and argue that Don Johnson was...
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  10/05/26
I have zero attraction to men brother. They all look ugly to...
Mahogany curious queen of the night
  10/05/26
i thought her new skit about guns was funny. https://www...
fuchsia filthy hospital partner
  10/06/26
As far as dumb shit goes, The High Note was a decent Hollywo...
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  10/06/26


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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:27 AM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

Not even once. How is this bitch famous?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171636)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: ferengi

how dare she even show her face in public if YOU aren't personally attracted to her?!?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171639)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

I wonder this as well.

Her parents are both famous so it's obvious why she has a career. But I don't think she has any talent.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171645)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Unhinged drunken hunting ground quadroon

beautiful lady

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171643)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

No.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171648)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser flatulent patrolman national

lol yeah. she looks too much like her dad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171655)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

On top of having a sort of weird off putting look she's also very annoying. Her shtick is having zero humility and the joke is that she's rich and famous so it's supposed to be funny when she dunks on people but the whole time you're like lady you can't act or sing and I can't even beat off to this. What's the point?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171658)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded aquamarine philosopher-king home

her breakout role was the those '50 shades of grey' movies. the audience for those was almost entirely female. they had to cast someone who women admire and idealize as a certain type of hot but can also see themselves in, or at least not seethe with jealousy. it's the same way that julia roberts is a huge star but most men would never rub one out to her. they're both 'attractive' but not very sexually appealing to men. the film industry always keeps a few of these actresses around.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171661)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:26 AM
Author: emerald autistic crotch feces



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser flatulent patrolman national

is this what was going on with julia stiles?

i could never understand her being in all those movies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171667)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

Husky voice but kinda hot ig

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171670)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:28 AM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

I would totally bang Julia Roberts wtf. She was steamy in Erin Brokavitch. I have definitely nutted to her once or thrice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171669)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: smoky misunderstood circlehead

Also Anne Hathaway. Beautiful but not sexy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172983)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

Still would. I'm really not that picky I just don't like Madame Web.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172990)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: smoky misunderstood circlehead

Objection relevance

This is about sexiness not whether you'd bang

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173098)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

I think AH is a lot sexier than DJ. By a wide margin.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173103)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: vengeful translucent legal warrant dopamine



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Date: October 5th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Charismatic gay wizard

this is right on the money. BUT, julia roberts has sex appeal so she's not a great comp for DJ. maybe jennifer aniston or gwyneth paltrow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173512)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

I have jacked off to Shakespeare in Love way too many times to throw Gwynnie under the bus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173531)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:25 AM
Author: ferengi

speaking of beautiful brunette actresses, a woman came up to me the other day and said i look like Liv Tyler in LOTR and then raved over my skin, rate preftige?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171664)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:33 AM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

True story one time in high school we were driving to my dad's friend's house and I made an off-handed comment about how his friend's daughter (same age) looked a little bit like Liv Tyler. We get there and it's one of the first things out of my dad's mouth. He goes, "Did you know HAtp said [Suzie] looks like Liv Tyler?" This was around the time those damn Lord of the Rings movies were everywhere. I was absolutely mortified. I was so embarrassed. My dad is a tool.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171672)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: ferengi

lol embarrassing but she was probably flattered

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171673)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Unhinged drunken hunting ground quadroon

how'd u turn out like this with such an alpha dad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172972)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

For a woman to break social ranks from being judgy and bitchy about another woman to openly complimentary for no reason is prestigious, but not enough so to earn the long s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172981)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: fuchsia filthy hospital partner

she must be catnip to people in the industry because she keeps getting great opportunities butvthen failing miserably with audiences.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172986)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

She's friends with Tay and both her parents are famous.

I think as someone said ITT she is the type of sex symbol women broadly respect even if men aren't that into her. She's the opposite of Sydney Sweeney, who men want but women despise.

Hollywood is run by left wing women so obviously they keep going with what appeals to them, not what appeals to America.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172995)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Had to look her up. Op fucking NAILED it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173009)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

I did not, in fact, nail it. But Chris Martin did, inter alia.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173039)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: hideous ratface casino

She has elite genes. The daughter has her beauty and his jawlines.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173100)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

Ew no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173101)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: hideous ratface casino

Stop trolling.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173106)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

MG was insanely hot back in the day. DJ not so much. Stop trying to make everything add up perfectly. Life is messy and imperfect.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173107)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: hideous ratface casino

Are you really gonna sit here and argue that Don Johnson was not an attractive man?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173111)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Mahogany curious queen of the night

I have zero attraction to men brother. They all look ugly to me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173213)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: fuchsia filthy hospital partner

i thought her new skit about guns was funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKDa0gtfoS0

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50174565)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Flickering Provocative Gaming Laptop Theatre

As far as dumb shit goes, The High Note was a decent Hollywood flick. I'm sure XO hates it because she goes for the Black bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50174578)