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Best Ways to Carry Out a Death Sentence
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface The botched execution of that one ugly chick made me wonder about the best way to carry out executions
It seems to me that putting motherfuckers in a transparent cylinder about a hundred feet tall, with a 10 ton, perfectly fitted metal cap that can be loosed to fall down the shaft of the cylinder and onto the head or prone body of the perpetrator, would be cheap, safe, effective, and impossible to fuck up
The same would be true about just blowing them up with a bunch of C4 or other explosive
Putting aside gratuitous pain and suffering, what would be the best method to carry out executions? |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Cordovan water buffalo sound barrier Why transparent? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176982) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface There are supposed to be witnesses who can attend/watch. Embedding cameras seems harder than making it transparent. And something like this should be a bit of a spectacle
It should probably just be crosshatched rebar or something so the displaced air can escape and people can see in |
Date: October 7th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: talking nofapping gas station ratface firing squad (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Do enough of them and some asshole with the bullet won't get a clean shot in, and it will be a problem (my understanding is that not everyone has a viable round). Why not just do something quick and impossible to fuck up (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176593) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Self-absorbed Gaped Parlour Why not just give everybody a round? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176596) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: Angry sanctuary I thought everyone but one got a round? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176599) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface You just know eventually there will be some kind of bullshit that causes a furor (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176607) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: talking nofapping gas station ratface "Do enough of them..."
how often do you think we have firing squads?
anyways, a FS is filled with army sniper types. those guys arent missing.
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface My curiosity here was basically for a universal redesign of executions. So my assumption was that if we used a firing squad, that's what would be used for all death sentences going forward
Probably true that someone wouldn't miss. But why take that chance? And why risk giving the firing squad a route to disability pay from PTSD or some shit? |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Vivacious legend church lol fag (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176833) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Motherfucker, nothing gay about not wanting to pay more motherfuckers scamming disability pay (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176838) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Vivacious legend church PTSD claim risk is unique to firing squads and not the electric chair switch flipper, lethal injector, etc?
every cop who carries a gun is a risk for shit like that. firing squad crew is a popcorn fart by comparison. |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Let's assume not. But a whole squad vs 1 person changes the risk substantially
EDIT: Thank you for the cop example. Yet another reason for me to not like those motherfuckers |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:15 AM Author: Vivacious legend church you probably have a crew of people similar in size to a firing squad running the lethal injection or electric chair procedure. watching someone get electrocuted while they spend their last few seconds in life pissing and shitting themselves into a diaper has to be pretty traumatic.
firing squad seems like the least fucked up and least risk of failure.
https://youtu.be/Dkmbo5KJVZA?t=211 |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface That's kind of the purpose of this thread: can we come up with better methods for whatever you're solving for (I agree risk of failure and not being fucked up are key considerations)
Hard to believe we got it maximally right all those years ago. The "massive dose of fentanyl" idea below is a pretty good one, though I don't like things that could be faked/substituted easily
I'm partial towards essentially instant, guaranteed unsurvivable, impossible to fuck up, easily verifiable as complete solutions |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Startled native One way flight to mumbai (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176602) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: Startled native I don't get why they don't put someone up on the gallows, noose around neck lethally inject them, have firing squad pepper them with 5.56 and then drop them and hang them and u could even fill the chamber with gas too (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176603) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Goddamn! Is this an execution or some kind of make work program? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176609) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: Cordovan water buffalo sound barrier (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176986) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: Cordovan water buffalo sound barrier Executioner earn his pay today (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176987) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Angry sanctuary (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178012) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:46 PM Author: fragrant shaky library international law enforcement agency human compactor (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176630) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Like my cylinder idea above? Or just a repurposed garbage truck or car crusher or something? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176633) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: fragrant shaky library international law enforcement agency any of those would make sense they'd just need to know it's coming slowly - you wouldn't want it instant.
a freak who abuses kids etc - they should be put in the compactor and have it slowly compact them.
going to courthouse/prison for this stuff is not appropriate and is the wrong message to all other freaks. |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Turquoise Out-of-control Den Goyim a guillotine seems pretty easy to maintain in working order (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176651) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Much more practical than my cylinder idea, but it lacks a bit of that WOW factor, you know? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176790) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: animeboi (.) fent (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176652) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Simple, effective, and guaranteed with a large enough dose. May be bad to have large quantities (large in the sense that doses are so tiny) of fentanyl going into prisons, though (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176709) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:38 PM Author: comical harsh locale windowlicker Bluesmoke moving to South Carolina and immediately committing capital murder, why? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50177148) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178024) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 5:07 AM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt) Fent + gun or guillotine seems pretty foolproof and insane (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50177822) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: Self-centered volcanic crater voyeur a mounted submachine gun Thailand carried out executions by shooting from 1934 until 2003, using a mounted submachine gun; executions since then are performed by lethal injection under capital punishment in Thailand.[20][21][22][23] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_by_shooting |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Self-absorbed Gaped Parlour (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176684) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Goddamn!
Reminds me of this headline as well (North Korea executing someone with an anti-aircraft gun): https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/north-korea-executes-defence-chief-with-an-anti-aircraft-gun/ww2lfncy1
There is something visceral about over the top executions that seems satisfying, like just blowing motherfuckers up |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:50 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Sir, how in the hell do you think we could get consensus to repeal the 8th amendment in this political environment? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178016) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: wonderful twisted son of senegal stain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SennnKmGJXo
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: fear-inspiring cocky genital piercing national security agency firing squad sounds humane, to be honest (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178031) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Curious Brunch Double Fault I've always thought it made sense to set up redundancies. Like put them on a ship in the ocean on a plank, then give them a megashot of opiates, back away, and shoot them off the plank. That way if the bullets don't get them the drowning & drugs will (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178042) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Too high a chance their sense of smell is already shot from clouds of Indian BO now that America has become New New Delhi. Need something more likely to work (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178374) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: avocado psychic Vigo the Carpathian was poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered, and beheaded. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178052) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: fear-inspiring cocky genital piercing national security agency did he survive? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178060) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: avocado psychic Just before his head died, his last words were: "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I’ll be back." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178070) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Soul-stirring Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House Compassionate drowning (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178364) |