1. got home from a NYC trip after an NLRB trial at like 4 pm one afternoon. was drinking the whole train ride home, then ripped like 3 fat ass lines. i called the rainmaker partner whose client it was and started motormouthing to him about the case and he was like "uhhhh, ok thanks"
2. got coked up at a partner dinner in georgetown and talked a bunch of peoples' ears off.
Chaim Levine most commonly refers to Chuck Lorre (born Charles Michael Levine), the American television producer and creator of sitcoms like The Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men, whose Hebrew name is Chaim
i did make this up though. in order to have daily content, i'd have to routinely invent shit. or i could recycle through the same 200-ish stories i have been for the last decade.
Date: October 15th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Or you could go buck wild and live the life you deserve, but this time without blowing up your marriage or feuding with Virginia's greatest trial lawyer