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German associate dude at my firm pees sitting down

We were coming back from lunch and German dude says he's gon...
exciting new version
  10/16/26
wtf
Ocher vivacious point
  10/16/26
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mustard location
  10/16/26
It voids your bladder fully & properly Standing upright...
Pea-brained Black Sweet Tailpipe
  10/16/26
Sitzpinkler tp
supple mint jap temple
  10/16/26
How forceful was the piss stream?
Violet coffee pot spot
  10/16/26
Was war die geschwendigkeit von den Pissen?
Ocher vivacious point
  10/16/26


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Date: October 16th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: exciting new version

We were coming back from lunch and German dude says he's gonna take a leak. We all say yeah me too. So we all enter the bathroom, with the German dude leading the way, and German dude just immediately goes to the stall, drops his pants, pisses, and leaves. One of the other associates says, "I thought you had to piss?" This is where it gets weird.

German dude starts proudly telling us all that he pisses sitting down, how civilized it is, and how much better Germany is than the US for this "urination technique" (his words). Anyway, a black partner overheard this German guy saying this and then asked, "are you gay?"

The German dude just sort of glared at the partner and walked away. Now everyone at the firm is wondering if this German dude is gay.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913221&forum_id=2#50192249)



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Date: October 16th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious point

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913221&forum_id=2#50192327)



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Date: October 16th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: mustard location



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Date: October 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Pea-brained Black Sweet Tailpipe

It voids your bladder fully & properly

Standing upright you will never get all of the urine out, you just never feel it because you only get the urge to pee at like 70% capacity or something

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913221&forum_id=2#50192355)



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Date: October 16th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: supple mint jap temple

Sitzpinkler tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913221&forum_id=2#50192371)



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Date: October 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Violet coffee pot spot

How forceful was the piss stream?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913221&forum_id=2#50192396)



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Date: October 16th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Ocher vivacious point

Was war die geschwendigkeit von den Pissen?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913221&forum_id=2#50192997)