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Zurich’s definitive ranking of the Friday the 13th movies

Part 4 Part 3 Part 2 Part 6 2009 remake Freddy vs Jaso...
laughsome principal's office partner
  10/21/26
I haven't seen any of these in too long to really weigh in, ...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/21/26
5 would be #1. it was directed by a former porn director. ap...
laughsome principal's office partner
  10/27/26
Part IV is the only one that feels like the cynical slaughte...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  10/21/26
i love IV. imo it's clearly the best, wish they hadn�...
laughsome principal's office partner
  10/27/26
A lot of people do; it has a shaggy appeal Have you seen ...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  10/27/26
no, i'll check it out, MPA ty
laughsome principal's office partner
  10/27/26
(Excluding Jason X, Freddy vs. Jason, and the remake, which ...
mahogany digit ratio
  10/27/26
damn, 3 is low. i've seen that one fall down a lot of r...
laughsome principal's office partner
  10/27/26
the only problem with iv is not showing the main girl's...
demanding whorehouse
  10/27/26
i always thought the final girl in II was really pretty. arg...
laughsome principal's office partner
  10/27/26


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Date: October 21st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office partner

Part 4

Part 3

Part 2

Part 6

2009 remake

Freddy vs Jason

Part 1

Part 10

Part 8

Part 9

Discuss



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Date: October 21st, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I haven't seen any of these in too long to really weigh in, but since they're so similar, I'd probably have to rank by amount and quality of TITS on display

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50200186)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office partner

5 would be #1. it was directed by a former porn director. apparently the sex scenes were pretty graphic and they had to be cut back by a lot.

that's the one with the fake jason.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50207114)



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Date: October 21st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus

Part IV is the only one that feels like the cynical slaughter-snuff people acted like the franchise was

Part 2 is the best imo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50200192)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office partner

i love IV. imo it's clearly the best, wish they hadn't edited the kills as much as they did.

II is also 180 as shit. for me, 2, 3 and 4 are all damn near identical.

i love this franchise for some reason.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50207115)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus

A lot of people do; it has a shaggy appeal

Have you seen Bay of Blood (aka Twitch of the Death Nerve)? It's a 1971 giallo (Italian horror-crime movie) that was largely the prototype for Friday the 13th. Lots of fun.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50207136)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office partner

no, i'll check it out, MPA ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50207166)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: mahogany digit ratio

(Excluding Jason X, Freddy vs. Jason, and the remake, which I have not seen)

Part 6

Part 4

Part 2

Original

Part 3

Part 5

Part 8

Part 7

Part 9

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50207144)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office partner

damn, 3 is low. i've seen that one fall down a lot of rankings. it used to be near the top of almost all lists.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50207167)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: demanding whorehouse

the only problem with iv is not showing the main girl's boobs. she was really gorgeous.

feldman's performance was superb

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50207152)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office partner

i always thought the final girl in II was really pretty. arguably the best final girl in the franchise, too. she referred to jason as a "frightened retard"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914380&forum_id=2#50207169)