Date: November 2nd, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: Tirant Lo Blanc
Love is the key to end all your woes
You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe
Together as one we will be
I'll be fucking you and you'll be sucking me
Then lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown
Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this
— 2 Live Crew, “C’mon Babe”
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