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deconstructing Whokebe

It is not necessary even to look beyond the moniker. "...
sepia dysfunction
  06/20/07
"whokebe," "white," "whokebewithasi...
Slimy base
  06/20/07
i agree with what you said, except the final sentence, which...
Ultramarine exhilarant telephone
  06/20/07
agreed. edited for clarity.
sepia dysfunction
  06/20/07
After weeks of controversy following mainstream media covera...
Ultramarine exhilarant telephone
  06/20/07
That is funny; and i would not doubt if it were true. thi...
Vibrant Confused Famous Landscape Painting
  06/20/07
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Soul-stirring tattoo
  06/20/07
is your moniker a tribute to the porn site? if so are the p...
high-end dilemma
  06/20/07
180
Swashbuckling idiot
  06/20/07
How about you give credit where credit is due, plagiarist?
180 church
  06/20/07
I assumed everybody knew the origin of this - but I guess so...
Ultramarine exhilarant telephone
  06/20/07
lol
misanthropic slate haunted graveyard mental disorder
  06/24/07
that is extremely funny. it's also so typically harvard for...
gold corn cake
  05/01/08
180
Swashbuckling idiot
  06/20/07
we are all jew...we are all boat people.
Geriatric shrine
  06/20/07
180
Big plaza
  06/20/07
To elucidate further the issue of W as everyman, a prominent...
Pea-brained mentally impaired bawdyhouse jewess
  06/20/07
180
high-end dilemma
  06/20/07
180
Swashbuckling idiot
  06/20/07
awesome ty
sepia dysfunction
  06/20/07
180
Big plaza
  06/20/07
180
Big plaza
  06/20/07
180
Slimy base
  06/24/07
you're alright, mike
Sinister red brunch
  05/01/08
I don't think pensive writes like that.
yellow macaca
  05/01/08
i'll admit it's a little more spicy than the average pensive...
Sinister red brunch
  05/01/08
bother to what, make a great post?
Navy hyperventilating temple jap
  05/01/08
yeah, especially this time of night
Sinister red brunch
  05/01/08
i'm confused; the op was posted in the afternoon almost a ye...
Navy hyperventilating temple jap
  05/01/08
"but who else would bother?" Please see http://...
Odious pit
  05/01/08
...
Historical American
  11/04/26
180
Swashbuckling idiot
  06/20/07
Deconstruction is so 1994.
Odious pit
  05/01/08
bravo
Dull appetizing abode
  10/14/08
...
high-end dilemma
  06/20/07
whokebe came to me in a dream once. http://www.indianchil...
Vibrant Confused Famous Landscape Painting
  06/20/07
Whokebe is like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.
Sickened Flushed Candlestick Maker Forum
  06/20/07
nice, subtle seinfeld ref.
Bossy black ticket booth psychic
  06/20/07
One can't if one doesn't wish to destroy its essence.
Slimy base
  06/20/07
People here are too smart for their own good and they have t...
Orchid Disgusting Death Wish Casino
  06/20/07
tell me about it
Sinister red brunch
  05/01/08
...
Glittery Narrow-minded Parlor Athletic Conference
  06/24/07
...
Swashbuckling idiot
  06/24/07
...
contagious set
  05/15/08
jouissance
Supple violent indian lodge antidepressant drug
  06/24/07
This whole thread is whokebe.
Racy space
  06/24/07
...
Stirring crimson hominid hell
  06/25/07
...
Slimy base
  10/16/07
...
Vibrant Confused Famous Landscape Painting
  10/17/07
EVERY POST IS A WHOKEBE POST
Harsh yapping tanning salon half-breed
  10/17/07
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Supple violent indian lodge antidepressant drug
  10/29/07
Date: August 25th, 2007 1:50 AM Author: AK47 can't hol...
Insecure native
  10/29/07
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silver locale generalized bond
  03/04/08
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contagious set
  03/04/08
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ruinous phenotype
  05/01/08
at the risk of redundancy 180
Flirting whorehouse
  05/01/08
10 And there hath not arisen a poster since in XOXO like un...
yellow macaca
  05/03/08
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Vibrant Confused Famous Landscape Painting
  05/15/08
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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: sepia dysfunction

It is not necessary even to look beyond the moniker. "Whokebe," pronounced in the mind, or aloud, is reminiscent of "who can he be?" This question, however, is blurred and distorted into the tribal utterance, "Whokebe," and one can image this ultimate question being chanted around the fires of our most ancient human ancestors. The effect of this figurative transformation is to brilliantly suggest that we are all Whokebe; we are all the answer to the question: "who can he be?" In this sense, Whokebe becomes an "everyman" voicing the universal concerns of all humanity about body image and the finance industry. More elusive, and perhaps more interesting, is the reality that, in the literal sense, Whokebe is actually the only poster on this site.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278257)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Slimy base

"whokebe," "white," "whokebewithasianguys," "WHITE GIRLS WITH ASIAN GUYS." There's definitely a genetic similarity.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278263)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine exhilarant telephone

i agree with what you said, except the final sentence, which should conclude "Whokebe is actually the only poster on this site."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278267)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:23 PM
Author: sepia dysfunction

agreed.

edited for clarity.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278269)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine exhilarant telephone

After weeks of controversy following mainstream media coverage on sexually harassing content, sharply-worded condemnations from law school deans, and the convening of a panel discussion at Harvard Law School, the infamous Autoadmit message board ceased to hide its posters' anonymity Monday. Visitors were finally able to see which posters were using multiple usernames, and other posters were outright identified by their name or school.

Some speculated that a series of identical form letters from consumer advocacy outfit Reputation Defender had finally done the trick, while others suggested that it was more likely that monkeys had begun to fly out of the rear end of Michael Fertik, the inept HLS grad at the helm of Reputation Defender. The real consensus was that site owner Jarrett Cohen had finally broken down after the five thousandth thread containing "white girls with asian guys" jokes, and had finally decided to open the Pandora's box of the message board's user information which he had been secretly collecting.

The truth about Autoadmit's posters didn't take long to discover.

"Yeah, there are only six people posting," admitted Cohen by email this week. "You can see why I didn't want it to get out."

The new user profile information showed that only six individuals are responsible for 100% of the board's often disturbing content, with some taking on upwards of 50 usernames and arguing with themselves for hours late at night about whether bottom 1/3 at Georgetown really does get biglaw or are just pretending, how many drug arrests it takes to have a real Character & Fitness problem for the bar, or how many seconds it would take University of Texas Professor Brian Leiter to start rationalizing his school's drop in the US News rankings.

An obese grandmother in Dubuque, Iowa was revealed as the force behind posters like "pensive," "bigpapapump," "Mandy," "Mind the Gap," and two dozen more. Female posters "Rowan," "saltybabe," "rasquach" and "sugarywitch" were all revealed to be the work of Southwestern School of Law 3L Kevin McDonald, a 41-year old former security guard.

"IAMAREFRIGERATOR" turned out to be an actual refrigerator in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

"WHOOSH!!" said the poster, when contacted for a comment.

In the most surprising turn of events, the identity of one poster turned out to be a member of the elite law school community. The infamous, obsessive poster "superstudyasian" was revealed to be no other than Yale Law School Dean Harold Koh.

"I am appalled by this accusation," said Dean Koh when asked to respond by telephone. "I am much too busy as dean to post thousands of threads praising those who, like me, have loving, committed relationships composed of an Asian male and a Caucasian female. You might expect these antics from David Lat, but not myself."

Koh then whispered, "WGWAG," and hung up the phone.

As the Record went to print Wednesday, the Internet Speech panel hosted by the Berkman Center was still on, despite uninviting Autoadmit administrator Cohen and Michigan law professor and gadfly Ann Althouse the week before the panel.

"This will be the best panel to ever uninvite the people who might say something interesting," said Professor Charles Nesson Wednesday. "I may just uninvite myself."

http://www.xoxohth.com/go.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.www.hlrecord.org%2Fmedia%2Fstorage%2Fpaper609%2Fnews%2F2007%2F04%2F05%2FNews%2FAutoadmit.Lifts.Veil.Of.Anonymity-2826053.shtml

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278279)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: Vibrant Confused Famous Landscape Painting

That is funny; and i would not doubt if it were true.

this board stopped being about law school along time ago too; we just talk about it because i think we think we are supposed to.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278294)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring tattoo

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278298)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: high-end dilemma

is your moniker a tribute to the porn site?

if so are the people on that site actors or regular people getting fucked on camera

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278300)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278565)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 3:54 PM
Author: 180 church

How about you give credit where credit is due, plagiarist?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278586)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine exhilarant telephone

I assumed everybody knew the origin of this - but I guess some people are seeing it for the first time.

http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2007/04/05/News/Autoadmit.Lifts.Veil.Of.Anonymity-2826053.shtml

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=608203&mc=5&forum_id=2

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278591)



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Date: June 24th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: misanthropic slate haunted graveyard mental disorder

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292793)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: gold corn cake

that is extremely funny. it's also so typically harvard for the motherfucking HLS newspaper to have a web site.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9714764)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278268)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:24 PM
Author: Geriatric shrine

we are all jew...we are all boat people.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278275)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:31 PM
Author: Big plaza

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278288)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained mentally impaired bawdyhouse jewess

To elucidate further the issue of W as everyman, a prominent branch of contemporary whokebology, an examination of the whokebe chronology is required. Skeptics have cautioned against adding to the already saturated corpus of whokebe mythography. I maintain that a more thorough and conscientious scholarship can help us avoid the trap of devolving into whokebe hagiography, and indeed, will help us construct a wholly immanent whokebe. The disappearance of whokebe in 2006, through a theologic prism, would appear analogous to the ascent of Christ; and his occasional <sup, doods?> thereafter, renders all too easy a comparison with the descent of the Holy Spirit during Pentacost and subsequent religious revivals. Among the more mystically minded, there exists a sect fervent in its belief that the recent series of legal and extra-legal debacles faced by xoxo are in reality eschatological events and therefore augur the return of whokebe in whole and undisguised form. I would argue, however, that it is possible to conceptualize whokebe as the ground of being that pervades every xoxo post, that in fact the disappearance of whokebe is a theological slight of hand: whokebe has been with us all along.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278363)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: high-end dilemma

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278480)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278574)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: sepia dysfunction

awesome ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278722)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 8:14 PM
Author: Big plaza

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8279365)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: Big plaza

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8279373)



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Date: June 24th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Slimy base

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292701)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Sinister red brunch

you're alright, mike

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715493)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 2:49 AM
Author: yellow macaca

I don't think pensive writes like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715503)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 2:56 AM
Author: Sinister red brunch

i'll admit it's a little more spicy than the average pensive post. but who else would bother? whokebe himself? i guess it's possible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715535)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: Navy hyperventilating temple jap

bother to what, make a great post?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715548)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 2:59 AM
Author: Sinister red brunch

yeah, especially this time of night

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715558)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 3:03 AM
Author: Navy hyperventilating temple jap

i'm confused; the op was posted in the afternoon almost a year ago

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715575)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 3:01 AM
Author: Odious pit

"but who else would bother?"

Please see http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616148&mc=286&forum_id=2

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715565)



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Date: November 4th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Historical American



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Date: June 20th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278563)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 2:33 AM
Author: Odious pit

Deconstruction is so 1994.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715424)



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Date: October 14th, 2008 9:53 PM
Author: Dull appetizing abode

bravo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#10262122)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:30 PM
Author: high-end dilemma



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278283)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:35 PM
Author: Vibrant Confused Famous Landscape Painting

whokebe came to me in a dream once.

http://www.indianchild.com/images/hindu_god_ram.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278302)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: Sickened Flushed Candlestick Maker Forum

Whokebe is like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278312)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Bossy black ticket booth psychic

nice, subtle seinfeld ref.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278320)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: Slimy base

One can't if one doesn't wish to destroy its essence.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278321)



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Date: June 20th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: Orchid Disgusting Death Wish Casino

People here are too smart for their own good and they have too much time on their hands.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278603)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 2:48 AM
Author: Sinister red brunch

tell me about it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715499)



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Date: June 24th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Glittery Narrow-minded Parlor Athletic Conference



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Date: June 24th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot



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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:26 AM
Author: contagious set



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Date: June 24th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Supple violent indian lodge antidepressant drug

jouissance

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292699)



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Date: June 24th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Racy space

This whole thread is whokebe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8296123)



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Date: June 25th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Stirring crimson hominid hell



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8298712)



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Date: October 16th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Slimy base



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Date: October 17th, 2007 4:59 AM
Author: Vibrant Confused Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 17th, 2007 5:35 AM
Author: Harsh yapping tanning salon half-breed

EVERY POST IS A WHOKEBE POST

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8778495)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:59 PM
Author: Supple violent indian lodge antidepressant drug



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:02 PM
Author: Insecure native

Date: August 25th, 2007 1:50 AM

Author: AK47

can't hold it in any longer.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556782

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Date: August 25th, 2007 1:51 AM

Author: goose egg

what are your other monikers?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556785

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Date: August 25th, 2007 1:52 AM

Author: whokebe

well, whokebe, for one.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556795

Reminder - AK47 is not a tax lawyer, he is a pathetic TTT NYU dropout who bombed the mcat and now lives in his basement posting on xoxo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8828651)



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Date: March 4th, 2008 2:23 AM
Author: silver locale generalized bond

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9425056)



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Date: March 4th, 2008 2:26 AM
Author: contagious set



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Date: May 1st, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: May 1st, 2008 12:12 AM
Author: Flirting whorehouse

at the risk of redundancy

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9714723)



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Date: May 3rd, 2008 6:11 PM
Author: yellow macaca

10

And there hath not arisen a poster since in XOXO like unto Whokebe, whom the lord knew face to face;

11

in all the signs and the wonders, which Whokebe sent him to do in the land of XOXO, to GTO, and to all his servants, and to all his doods;

12

and in all the mighty hand, and in all the great terror, which WGWAG wrought in the site of all XOXO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9728482)



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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:42 AM
Author: Vibrant Confused Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 22nd, 2008 2:12 AM
Author: Rusted Knife Kitty



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Date: November 4th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Historical American



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