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Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
shivering selfie temple
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
Greedy supple parlour
  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
hairless comical coldplay fan
  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
Insane theatre
  08/18/13
I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
hairless comical coldplay fan
  08/18/13
...
Violent histrionic generalized bond
  08/19/13
greg abbott is my dad
bistre principal's office friendly grandma
  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
Rose sticky spot
  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
Adamo Tuti
  07/21/12
i teared.
Haunting indirect expression
  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
saffron regret
  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
Lascivious nubile forum volcanic crater
  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
charismatic deer antler
  07/22/12
...
Odious Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator
  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
Adamo Tuti
  12/21/12
...
Red rough-skinned meetinghouse mad cow disease
  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
Hairraiser Ruby Church Building
  12/21/12
WTF
Chartreuse impertinent senate gay wizard
  12/21/12
120
nofapping spectacular corn cake public bath
  12/21/12
Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue. 120
Topaz karate
  12/21/12
120
Obsidian motley ticket booth
  02/25/17
CAF
hateful clown resort
  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
mildly autistic excitant cuckoldry
  12/21/12
180
brass vigorous hairy legs orchestra pit
  12/21/12
http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg
Thriller startling parlor
  12/21/12
...
brass vigorous hairy legs orchestra pit
  12/21/12
...
propecia mathematica
  02/25/17
I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
nofapping spectacular corn cake public bath
  12/21/12
...
Chartreuse impertinent senate gay wizard
  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
Cordovan Whorehouse Partner
  12/21/12
...
Chartreuse impertinent senate gay wizard
  12/21/12
Nothing to see here!
Insane theatre
  08/18/13
...
Insane theatre
  08/18/13
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
hairless comical coldplay fan
  08/18/13
Is Greg Abbott a racist?
Greedy supple parlour
  08/18/13
...
At-the-ready school cafeteria tank
  08/18/13
...
At-the-ready school cafeteria tank
  08/18/13
On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dan...
Burgundy office
  08/18/13
...
Greedy supple parlour
  08/19/13
...
At-the-ready school cafeteria tank
  08/19/13
...
Odious Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator
  01/22/14
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Odious Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator
  02/25/17
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well-lubricated autistic piazza wrinkle
  02/25/17
niggertits
heady set
  12/05/18
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Blathering prole
  03/18/19
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Yellow arrogant voyeur pozpig
  08/01/20
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Historical American
  11/04/26


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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: shivering selfie temple

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Greedy supple parlour

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: hairless comical coldplay fan

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: Insane theatre

Easy, chief.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: hairless comical coldplay fan

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Violent histrionic generalized bond



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: bistre principal's office friendly grandma

greg abbott is my dad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Rose sticky spot

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: Haunting indirect expression

i teared.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: saffron regret

jfc, nay...

JFC!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143379)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Lascivious nubile forum volcanic crater

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: charismatic deer antler

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Odious Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Red rough-skinned meetinghouse mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser Ruby Church Building

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Chartreuse impertinent senate gay wizard

WTF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: nofapping spectacular corn cake public bath

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Topaz karate

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Obsidian motley ticket booth

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: hateful clown resort

CAF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: mildly autistic excitant cuckoldry

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: brass vigorous hairy legs orchestra pit

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Thriller startling parlor

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: brass vigorous hairy legs orchestra pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: nofapping spectacular corn cake public bath

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse impertinent senate gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: Cordovan Whorehouse Partner

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse impertinent senate gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Insane theatre

Nothing to see here!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: Insane theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: hairless comical coldplay fan

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: Greedy supple parlour

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready school cafeteria tank



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready school cafeteria tank



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Burgundy office

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: Greedy supple parlour



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready school cafeteria tank



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Odious Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876489)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM
Author: Odious Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32696771)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated autistic piazza wrinkle



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: heady set

niggertits

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37355205)



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Date: March 18th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Blathering prole



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37949416)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Yellow arrogant voyeur pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#40692497)



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Date: November 4th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Historical American



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#50233239)