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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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App Chick literally told me I was the worst date shes ever been on (TLDR) |
11/25/24 |
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Saquon Barkley is the NFL MVP |
11/25/24 |
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"Dick me down daddy," mewled whokebe as Jinx lathered his asshole |
11/25/24 |
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I work hard. Fingerblast stinkpit all day fart into chair. What he do? He poast. |
11/25/24 |
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Dasha tp pausing her bj on you to vocal fry about the new red wave tp |
11/25/24 |
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🚨 Jack Smith shits his pants, moved to dismiss all TRUMP charges |
11/25/24 |
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This November I’m THANKFUL for life’s cornucopia of Asian Pussy |
11/25/24 |
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so the russians blew up a DHL plane in Europe |
11/25/24 |
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Nazi at protest is unmasked as owner of two kosher cafés inside Jewish hospital |
11/25/24 |
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Kaitlan Collins of CNN comes from "Prattville" Alabama |
11/25/24 |
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benzo here, taking questions |
11/25/24 |
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Map shows countries by IQ (Newsweek). |
11/25/24 |
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Sydney Sweeney on SNL dressed as a HS cheerleader goes full DOGPILL w/ AIRBUD |
11/25/24 |
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Parenting question about academic habits |
11/25/24 |
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rate Axios CEO unhinged rant against Elon Musk calling himself a journalist |
11/25/24 |
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Lauren Boebert is on Cameo, need some good poasters to get her to say something |
11/25/24 |
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Uber driver dropping off chick sees Doodikoff at bar: "I'll just wait here." |
11/25/24 |
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riding an oilchrome dinosaur into the custody hearing tp |
11/25/24 |
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so Shaquan Barkley hurdled a guy backwards? (video) |
11/25/24 |
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** Official College Basketball Thread- November ** |
11/25/24 |
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Reminder: Everyone now thinks Haitians eat Cats |
11/25/24 |
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Fuck it im ordering ice cream cake |
11/25/24 |
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You are not permitted to have an opinion about Jews until you read The Protocols |
11/25/24 |
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Neil Degrasse Tyson: I'm a scientist! Listen to me! *Manages planetarium* |
11/25/24 |
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Microsoft Office is complete down worldwide |
11/25/24 |
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underrated aspect of nyc shittiness: terrible airport access |
11/25/24 |
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Explain the psychology of benzo that causes him to bootlick |
11/25/24 |
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Did Something Very Financially Goyishe Today |
11/25/24 |
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When is ETH going to spike?? |
11/25/24 |
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WSJ: Karlstack "has Trump's ear and seeks to end DEI for good" NOT FLAME |
11/25/24 |
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ITT: extremely catholic first names |
11/25/24 |
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*ring ring* "Matchmaking service, how may I help you?" "I'm doodikof--" *click* |
11/25/24 |
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So Jurassic Park spared no expense, but didn't pay IT guy that could fuck them? |
11/25/24 |
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Kids running down ATL street w/ tapas and cocktail bars: “Doodikoff comin’! |
11/25/24 |
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rach needs to reopen registration |
11/25/24 |
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Russia's economy starting to finally collaspe |
11/25/24 |
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When and how did the woke phony intelligentsia become so big? |
11/25/24 |
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NYT: New government in Lithuania to be led by notorious antisemite |
11/25/24 |
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"Hey bud we close in 20... Oh, Hey Doodikoff. No we have plenty of time for you" |
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Lex: "You did everything right Doodikoff, idk women just hate nice guys haha" |
11/25/24 |
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lol Trump/Musk gonna fuck fed workers |
11/25/24 |
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App girl shouting "hey no-boner no-boner no-boner" at doodikoff like a catcher |
11/25/24 |
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Kamala Harris to RUN FOR PRESIDENT in 2028 |
11/25/24 |
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RATE The Stuyvesant 2024-25 Cheerleaders (PIC) |
11/25/24 |
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can someone "smart" tell me why we shouldn't drain the oceans? |
11/25/24 |
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WSJ: China might have overbuilt high speed rail |
11/25/24 |
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Gladiator II really sucks |
11/25/24 |
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chatgpt has reduced my work week from 40 hours to 8 |
11/25/24 |
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Attn computer nerds: pls help me find OnlyFans server locations (epah) |
11/25/24 |
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Sydney Sweeney Fiancée is 5’9 (not flame link) |
11/25/24 |
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At Barnes & Noble. Total Forcememe On "James" - Huck Finn Retold By Nigger Jim |
11/25/24 |
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What would you do if you won a $15m lottery? |
11/25/24 |
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Rating poasters as upcoming 2023 Doodikoff date results |
11/25/24 |
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Where did ocean water come from? |
11/25/24 |
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Staff @ Doodikoff's fav date spot starting cash raffle on Doodikoff date times |
11/25/24 |
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Jewish McDonald’s FANATICS get itt |
11/25/24 |
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BPD appslut trapping Doodikoff with trail of ranch leading to her pussy |
11/25/24 |
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bumble date: "Let's Netflix & chill!" doodikoff: "I don't have netflix account |
11/25/24 |
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Reminder, RSF went to CLS |
11/25/24 |
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doodikoffs date, flashing pussy, nipples visibly erect "we can go somewhere warm |
11/25/24 |
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*Doodikoff drops wing on pants* 'U wanna wash @ my place' 'This won't wash out' |
11/25/24 |
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Ivy Football 3-Way Tie; No Tiebreaker. Harvard, Dartmouth & Columbia All #1 |
11/25/24 |
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Is it a good idea to try to knock up a 43/44 year old woman? |
11/25/24 |
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Spaceporn literally doesn't think pedophilia is determined by age (link) |
11/25/24 |
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"And this doodikoff, he moved on her like a bitch, I said I thought I was bad" |
11/25/24 |
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The 12 Hottest Photos From Halford’s Pride Party (OMG @ #8!!) |
11/25/24 |
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"oh u meant kintsugi" (me blushing after i've cum all over her face) |
11/25/24 |
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bumble date: "Want to go somewhere more quiet?" doodikoff: "Volume here is good |
11/25/24 |
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Are reptile's shtick is finally starting to collapse. |
11/25/24 |
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bumble date: "This is worst date ever!" doodikoff: "For you. For me, it's normal |
11/25/24 |
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“Glad u got home safe. Can I send you SurveyMonkey link to fill out?” |
11/25/24 |
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My wife is reading "This Girl's A Killer" at the pool |
11/25/24 |
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Lucy Liu went to UMICH and STUYVESANT: how much more preftigious is she than the |
11/25/24 |
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Doodikoff installing Nielsen box on his phone |
11/25/24 |
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West Elm Caleb is Back: releases nudes of nearly 1000 NYC girls (link) |
11/25/24 |
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Redditor miscarries before she can abort, is devastated |
11/25/24 |
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XO has finally FUCKED MY ASS irl with an accidental email FUCK UP |
11/25/24 |
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Trump needs to imprison every potential 2028 Dem candidate |
11/25/24 |
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Mr. Trump, what should Doodikoff have done? *cuts to depo* "RRRAPPPE!" |
11/25/24 |
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Biz Idea: App that Venmos $40 & "Had a great time!" as Doodikoff adds # to phone |
11/25/24 |
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Lab Friend Licking & Sniffing Tinder Date Until She Gives Him Feedback |
11/25/24 |
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bumble date: "wreck this" doodikoff: "this date?" |
11/25/24 |
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Swarthmore English Major wins Fields Medal for solving the Trollope Problem |
11/25/24 |
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Cathy yelling "ACK!" when she spots doodikoff at the bar |
11/25/24 |
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"Nearer, My God, to Thee" plays as u pick up copy of New Yorker with XO on cover |
11/25/24 |
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The last decade has been a decade of public revelation |
11/25/24 |
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U @20: Exchanging Bodily Fluids w Sororitutes | @ 45: Exchanging Feedback w Tind |
11/25/24 |
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The combo of words to unlock woman's heart: "Tall men, wine tours, beach yoga" |
11/25/24 |
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Let's be real. Taylor Lorenz is out of the league of most XO posters |
11/25/24 |
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*David Attenborough voice* "The betas must be cautious. Someone else has his eye |
11/25/24 |
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TT Calling Your Date To Ask Her To Complete 2 Question Survey Afterwards |
11/25/24 |
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Marriedmos Reading Doodikoff Threads, Shocked How Easy It Is To Fuck Strange |
11/25/24 |
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Luis i am 4 u 💗 |
11/25/24 |
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ITT: Extremely Jewish First Names |
11/25/24 |
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Jack Smith: “No hard feelings haha” |
11/25/24 |
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I Take It Silence Means No 2nd Date. We Should At Least Exchange Feedback, Haha |
11/25/24 |
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is uncle elon really going to buy msnbc |
11/25/24 |
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"I guess nice guys finish last" (guy in overnight jail for refusing to rape app |
11/25/24 |
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Dupa is it true you have no 'thinner monologue' |
11/25/24 |
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"But I *did* have breakfast this morning. Doodikoff bought it for me!" |
11/25/24 |
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Best ways to tell someone has no inner monologue? |
11/25/24 |
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This is the worst app date I've ever been on. So hoist up the John B. Sail |
11/25/24 |
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More leaked texts between destiny and Lauren Southern |
11/25/24 |
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Scott Bessent has to defeat seven previous Treasury Secretaries before |
11/25/24 |
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Hold on honey I’m Blank bumping mpa bumps in a clever women are 180 thread |
11/25/24 |
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Finishing a good anime can be very emotionally draining |
11/25/24 |
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Elite Banker Blows the Whistle on Pedo Elites and the "Intelligence Community" |
11/25/24 |
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Gladiator II is a Triumph (early review) |
11/25/24 |
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doodikoff forget about women the only "date" that matters is 11/30 Utenn @ vandy |
11/25/24 |
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“How about a second worst date ever haha” |
11/25/24 |
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Diehard Christians, how old is the Earth? |
11/25/24 |
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PE analyst concerned about Doodikoff's GTM (Go-To-Margit) Prospects |
11/25/24 |
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assfaggot dressing as 'buckethead' at biglaw for halloween. it's april. |
11/25/24 |
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sunday night. tmrw all brewery dads become mere regional reps and sales managers |
11/25/24 |
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"You either die a Chad, or you live long enough to become a Patagonia Dad" |
11/25/24 |
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"You don't get to bring dates" (app chick looks @ doodikoff) "This is not my "da |
11/25/24 |
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"Look at it this way babe, you're 40-50x the provider he is." |
11/25/24 |
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Millennial shrews are absolutely brain broken now |
11/25/24 |
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Bukkake is an ancient Japanese art form |
11/25/24 |
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Justice Coney Barrett: "Donald who? haha" |
11/25/24 |
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RATE Madison Keys At Her Bachelorette Party w Pegula & Sup Jen Brady #tennis |
11/25/24 |
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Poaster has poast shitmodded before he can blank it, is devastated |
11/25/24 |
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Wife shaves 🪒 her vagina before she travels for work |
11/25/24 |
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Prediction: Elon Musk will buy MSNBC & give it to Alex Jones to play with |
11/25/24 |
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ITT: We count down days until the Trump restoration as libs seethe |
11/25/24 |
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ur old: ur divorced bro is jerking off to his daughters bff who was born after |
11/25/24 |
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90s had Rob Zombie, White Zombie, and “Zombie” by Cranberries |
11/25/24 |
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dark doodikoff insisting everyone refer to him from now on as 'Michael' |
11/25/24 |
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Tawnee Stone is same age as Amy Coney Barrett |
11/25/24 |
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The holidays are approaching, so it'd be great if you TENDERED DEM LIMITS |
11/25/24 |
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"Brett never leave me alone with Kagan again-promise?" (Barrett, J- seducing) |
11/25/24 |
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"OMG Brett, I am SO drunk!" (Barrett, J. consenting) |
11/25/24 |
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"And then he raped me by refusing to rape me, which is clearly what I wanted" |
11/25/24 |
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"Incels VERY confident Trump will finally get them laid" (Fox) |
11/25/24 |
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"Brett, is this skirt too slutty?" (Barrett, J. for the majority) |
11/25/24 |
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I think I am going to start getting into drinking wine. I like it. |
11/25/24 |
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they should just inaugurate TRUMP straight away, why wait to Jan 20 |
11/25/24 |
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What are some ideas for lawsuits to fire against former employers? |
11/25/24 |
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Always thought this chick in CNN was a lesbian |
11/25/24 |
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Calling the VERY TOP of the stock market bubble - S&P 500 6666.66 |
11/25/24 |
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If Michigan beats OSU I will post a 46-second clip of me buttfucking my wife |
11/25/24 |
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Someone thought 45 & 47 was Mandy lmfao |
11/25/24 |
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Explain the psychology of benzo that causes him to get no dick |
11/25/24 |
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Nebraska is blowing out Wisconsin Wialsconsin nearly took it to #1 Oregon |
11/25/24 |
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you're old. people born in 1995 are going to be 30 soon |
11/25/24 |
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Tyrolean Doobs Served Spaghetti Out Of Davis Coupe (PIC) #tennis |
11/25/24 |
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RATE ATP #1 Tyrolean Doobs' Golf Swing (VID) #golf #tennis |
11/25/24 |
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just showed this pic to a female bartender |
11/25/24 |
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Prole Tell: First Names Ending In -or / -er |
11/25/24 |
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Reports: Israel-Hezbollah Ceasefire Imminent |
11/25/24 |
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