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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Does anybody else think Sam Altman just seems FUCKING EVIL? |
01/07/25 |
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Two types of people water heater cucks.. and electric shower head geniuses |
01/07/25 |
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Historical figures/writers/artists who 100% would fit in on XOXO |
01/07/25 |
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possible to be a billionaire in 2025 if i'm not attracted to young children? |
01/07/25 |
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Are male gamers who play healer characters beta cucks? |
01/07/25 |
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Next Stop: SKIING in CORTINA, any suggestions skimos? (RSF) |
01/07/25 |
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Remember Grantland lol? |
01/07/25 |
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So it begins. Trump selling out to UAE |
01/07/25 |
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does anyone actually like winter? |
01/07/25 |
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Twins opening philosophy bar called Mojito Ergo Sum |
01/07/25 |
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ITT we play which is MOAR PROLE |
01/07/25 |
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Fell in love with a streetwalker who works outside my regular Burger King |
01/07/25 |
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cucumbers x MiG subthreads forever lost like tears in the rain… |
01/07/25 |
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Brown tell: MAF about tipping |
01/07/25 |
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trump needs to nominate rand paul as fed chair when powells time is up |
01/07/25 |
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impressed how mpm finds new ways to be mentally ill each year |
01/07/25 |
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Zuck bends the knee |
01/07/25 |
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xo meetup in Greenland. who's coming? |
01/07/25 |
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Trump won't rule out invading Greenland - link |
01/07/25 |
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Criminal appeals lawyer taking Qs |
01/07/25 |
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does anyone actually like twitter? |
01/07/25 |
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🚨🚨🚨 MPM DAY 4: ELITE 8 + SUPERLATIVES 🚨🚨🚨 |
01/07/25 |
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JCM a fraud has been perpetuated upon our house |
01/07/25 |
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Boner Police: your ex sucked off a scrum diseased cock and some old dude |
01/07/25 |
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How many poasters regret marrying their wife? |
01/07/25 |
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Just almost died in England |
01/07/25 |
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New Theory: AGWWG is just a function of not regulating WOMEN |
01/07/25 |
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It's hilarious how karlstack is just a tall Taylor Lorenz |
01/07/25 |
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So what actually happened exactly |
01/07/25 |
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nyuug why don’t you have kids? |
01/07/25 |
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Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39) |
01/07/25 |
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trump set to buy grantland (link) |
01/07/25 |
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Black woman invents new chip fabrication process that will put TSMC out of busin |
01/07/25 |
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Wait, grandpa, why did the grocery store manager smell the cucumbers in the firs |
01/07/25 |
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Did I Lose yesterday to a Woman |
01/07/25 |
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evil leprechaun hisses as you wish away all forms of physical or digital currenc |
01/07/25 |
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Nintendo Switch 2 clusters are coming |
01/07/25 |
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Rate my new X Profile: "Elon the Jeet Lover" |
01/07/25 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
01/07/25 |
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It’s cheaper to fly to Europe to ski than Utah |
01/07/25 |
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Bigmap corporate lobbyist |
01/07/25 |
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"The record will show the gentleman is gay." "Thank you Mr. Chairman |
01/07/25 |
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Rate this Birdshits $80 a month Apt in Cambodia |
01/07/25 |
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"Welcome to Diaper Island!" said Freddie as he put on a garland of fresh diapers |
01/07/25 |
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THE YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT |
01/07/25 |
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Santa, startled, dropping his sack after cucumbers says 'good morning' |
01/07/25 |
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I actually think this year's MPM is going well, perhaps the best ever |
01/07/25 |
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Detroit Gas Station SHUT DOWN after Pajeet fires on Shoplifter |
01/07/25 |
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cucumbers tp, trapped in transfinite sims, recalls the Aleph Key: "good morning" |
01/07/25 |
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Companies to buy naming rights to map names like stadiums |
01/07/25 |
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The Internals are not looking good for the Switch 2 |
01/07/25 |
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Forgot I had $430K in 529 plans that I funded in 2007 |
01/07/25 |
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Friend of mine drives garbage truck now, sends me lots of pics |
01/07/25 |
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“Oh Malk! They call me chinky chink, no censor?” |
01/07/25 |
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my mom died suddenly. do i want to see the body? |
01/07/25 |
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Gulf of Mexico to be renamed Gulf of America |
01/07/25 |
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Trump, gesturing wildly about Greenland, Gulf of Mex, while Vance waves in H1B |
01/07/25 |
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Jen Psaki at dinner: do you think $400k is a lot of money? |
01/07/25 |
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if i get like 500 apples, take all the seeds, and eat them quickly can i suicide |
01/07/25 |
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Salata is full of fats |
01/07/25 |
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🚨 TRUMP FORCE ONE just landed in GREENLAND |
01/07/25 |
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is Ricky a TBF alt or vice versa? |
01/07/25 |
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Performance artist Rikesh “Ricky” Patel tp |
01/07/25 |
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Gladiator 2 sux |
01/07/25 |
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gunneratt tries so hard to be funny you have to admire the effort |
01/07/25 |
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Twins give us the yearly update brother |
01/07/25 |
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monkey paw confused after poaster asks him to strangle him to death with first w |
01/07/25 |
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LMFAO there's an "MPM Hair Removal Studio Exclusively for Men" |
01/07/25 |
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cfb game of the year tonight: montana st. v. north dakota state |
01/07/25 |
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poor monkey person taking qs |
01/07/25 |
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Male Anal Sex Expert. Most people just call me MASE though. |
01/07/25 |
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>>College>>Law>&g
t;All in One |
01/07/25 |
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Switch 2 motherboard |
01/07/25 |
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*Zuckerberg beating off to pics of ur HS gf that she sent to Chad while dating u |
01/07/25 |
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I might swerve bend that corner whoaaa |
01/07/25 |
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"Emperor Barron, our envoy to Greenland requests an audience" |
01/07/25 |
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Derek Chauvin pooping out buckets of nigger cum every weekend |
01/07/25 |
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Is 3.85 a decent GPA for 1L fall? |
01/07/25 |
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gunneratttt can't keep getting away with this |
01/07/25 |
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"Welcome to Pedophile Island!" *Jurassic Park theme plays, FBI agents in awe * |
01/07/25 |
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TRUMP: "PM Modi agrees Guneratttt needs to go back. Discussing TBF next!" |
01/07/25 |
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Lex, gunneratttt, MASE, HATP: The Four Wise Men of Zozo |
01/07/25 |
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If I started an OnlyFans, would you guys be interested? (Julia) |
01/07/25 |
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Is there any poster with a higher poast to impact ratio than poerkan? |
01/07/25 |
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parentmos: can zoomers actually get into college? |
01/07/25 |
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Enoch Powell's lesser-known "Rivers of Cum" speech (video) |
01/07/25 |
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The Chinese Boner Pill Lab Putsch |
01/07/25 |
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Cop acts like a faggot, gets shot a bunch of times (link) |
01/07/25 |
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In unusual move, Trump names poerkan & hegemon Co-Directors of FDA |
01/07/25 |
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Golden Retriever Emilio looks back, begging you to follow him to the True West |
01/07/25 |
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COPS = SHIT |
01/07/25 |
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Lex, MASE, gunnerattt, and HATP sitting bobsled style in bathtub full of cum |
01/07/25 |
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only fags could come up with something as degenerate as a "blumpkin" |
01/07/25 |
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thanksgiving day parade gets more viewers than the oscars |
01/07/25 |
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Rate my new Lexus LC500 in yellow |
01/07/25 |
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Rate this court clerks explanation for why a motion is not on calendar |
01/07/25 |
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My anti-Trudeau note is very popular |
01/07/25 |
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Spaceporn is the King of XO and it isn't close |
01/07/25 |
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That law came from Project 2025! That thing's operational! |
01/07/25 |
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Found a video of XO poa typing out a poast |
01/07/25 |
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I'm scared what the Europa Clipper will find when it reaches Europa in 2031 |
01/07/25 |
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My feces absolutely reeks today |
01/07/25 |
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MPA’s comments on his MPM votes are pure scholarship, unironically |
01/07/25 |
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Greenland’s new national anthem will be a reading of The Tall Man’s Creed |
01/07/25 |
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does the novelty of getting your wife a boob job wear off the third time you hav |
01/07/25 |
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JD Vance = Republican Kamala Harris, both have estranged fathers named Donald |
01/07/25 |
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Chudjak Garfield |
01/07/25 |
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Recently divorced, went on my first ever app date |
01/07/25 |
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Mel Gibson to direct new film about Greenland secession (hollywood insider) |
01/07/25 |
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Remember The Circa 2000 Backlash Re Turd Call Centers & GC Went To Hellosirs |
01/07/25 |
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MASE tried to cheat MPM and now going insane because he didn't advance? |
01/07/25 |
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are Greenlanders MAGA? |
01/07/25 |
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Major small dick energy coming from MASE. Needs Germany niubian pills |
01/07/25 |
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MASE = Megapoasting Award Secured Extralegally |
01/07/25 |
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Words MASE rhymes with: disgrace, jewface, headcase |
01/07/25 |
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Does Andrew Tate really make $10 million a week? |
01/07/25 |
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Mark Zuckerberg interview: "Uncut Gems changed my life" (The Ringer longread) |
01/07/25 |
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Dell kills the XPS brand |
01/07/25 |
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"Gonna need you to inspect this too," said MASE, spreading his buttocks |
01/07/25 |
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3 Israeli Snowboarders Trapped For 12 Hrs On Mountain In JAPAN |
01/07/25 |
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The idea of corporate Darwinism being shattered was particularly profound for me |
01/07/25 |
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Michael? Michael Obama? Your cock is ready for you. |
01/07/25 |
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Former Thai Prime POTUS: "African Women Look Like Gorillas" |
01/07/25 |
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a lot of MPM striver hopefuls need to get out of the dancing monkey frame |
01/07/25 |
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Live. Love. Laugh. Dance. Sing. Get Raped by Niggas. Die of AIDS. |
01/07/25 |
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Heart of a woman, strength of a man. |
01/07/25 |
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"FLW Cup" a separate MPM where ONLY Boner Police alts can vote |
01/07/25 |
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so MASE isn't jew but he's opposite of prole goy mr. fixit? so he's worthless? |
01/07/25 |
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XO Orientals: RATE Our Sunday Sushi & Sunomono (PICS) |
01/07/25 |
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how much would someone have to pay you to drive 8 hours each day |
01/07/25 |
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Peak of civilization: 1992 Penn State v. Notre Dame "Snow Bowl" |
01/07/25 |
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remember how libs used to fawn over Trudeau? |
01/07/25 |
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2024 was the year MPM split into two contests, the annual "FLW Cup" |
01/07/25 |
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Guy on L-train listening to iPod, reading McSweeney's magazine (pic) |
01/07/25 |
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RATE Our Hanukkah Chocolate Gelt, Latkes & Jelly Donuts (Sufganiyot) (PICS) |
01/07/25 |
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XO Orientals: Rate Our CHINK XMas Cooking (PICS) |
01/07/25 |
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Jimmy Carter banging TheClub's mom in HELL |
01/07/25 |
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Your app date exclaiming the salad is "bussin" and her pasta dish "slaps differe |
01/07/25 |
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Is 2024 the final year of MPM and therefore final year of America? |
01/07/25 |
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this must be what it feels like to see your daughter marry a black guy |
01/07/25 |
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Lib Quotemo, come ITT for a minute please |
01/07/25 |
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Report: Homelessness in Colorado increased 30% in 2024 |
01/07/25 |
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Hypo: 10 million dollars but you have to fuck the black guy who reviews iphones |
01/07/25 |
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Putting the designer plug in today. round cut. got your net worth in my asshole. |
01/07/25 |
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Let us descend into Hell, where Republican legislators burn for eternity |
01/07/25 |
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Im 6’3. Discuss. |
01/07/25 |
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Gujaratttt assembly gives mpm 2024 a clean chit |
01/07/25 |
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Before Sunrise: Mainlining & Evan39 Edition – The Denver Chronicles |
01/07/25 |
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Alexander, Cyrus, Caesar, Scipio Africanus, Pyrrhus, Hannibal = POTUS? |
01/07/25 |
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mainlining are we rewatching Terror s1 or Chernobyl tonight |
01/07/25 |
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