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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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NO MY FARTCOINS |
01/31/25 |
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Pretty big argument with my wife about the Toilet Bowl |
01/31/25 |
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RSF & Pilots: How Are Pilot Hours Measures? Are They Padded Like Biglaw? |
01/31/25 |
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Pretty big argument with wife about the Superbowl. |
01/31/25 |
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BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg removes pronouns from bio |
01/31/25 |
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"Listen man, I'll pay you $50 to jizz on my face." (Whok) |
01/31/25 |
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I'm an alcoholic |
01/31/25 |
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Mainlining - rate this unreleased Slowdive song |
01/31/25 |
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The Sundays - "Here's Where The Story Ends" still fucks |
01/31/25 |
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putting my life savings in JEWISHSHEKELFRAUDCOIN |
01/31/25 |
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Men really do transform into beta drones after marriage and kids |
01/31/25 |
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Consuela taking questions |
01/31/25 |
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scholarship with butterfly wings |
01/31/25 |
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I just quit/walked out on my Adjunct Professor gig, never teaching again |
01/31/25 |
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You all sense it coming. The moment where everything MOVES |
01/31/25 |
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Very Good Chance Left keeps failing to kill Trump,so they take Vance out instead |
01/31/25 |
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Just farted, pretty sure a little shit juice shot out |
01/31/25 |
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ITT name a better album than Less Than Jake’s “Losing Streak”. |
01/31/25 |
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Theory: XO oscillates between periodicity and chaotic diffusion |
01/31/25 |
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2 DC Litigator Chicks Doing Depo In KS On AA Flt: AZNgirl (w Handsome) & WG (PIC |
01/31/25 |
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The Lack of Interest in Hiring Belichick is Lol |
01/31/25 |
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Whites as a race are really shitty at breeding |
01/31/25 |
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media now reporting it was a “perfectly executed squib flight” |
01/31/25 |
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PSA, you are not supposed to feel sexual urges after age 40 |
01/31/25 |
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White lady gets her ass beat by youths at DC's L'Enfant metro station: |
01/31/25 |
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“Prove u never got laid in HS” *slides Operation: Mindcrime CD across table* |
01/31/25 |
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Odd only 2 of 3 (pilots) have been identified |
01/31/25 |
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"tulsi gabbard" is such an innocuous name |
01/31/25 |
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Any mfes on tracking down some slut in russia? |
01/31/25 |
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SAD when Execs decide to become active on LinkedIn |
01/31/25 |
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Gulf of America |
01/31/25 |
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What fuels birdshits to overdose on METH? |
01/31/25 |
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Breaking: your spirit and capacity for optimism. |
01/31/25 |
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In-house compensation experts needed itt |
01/31/25 |
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Prove your empathy bro. Accept migrant HIV cock into your anus bro. |
01/31/25 |
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Brian De Palma is a criminally underrated director |
01/31/25 |
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Anyone else cop dat o3 mini high update? |
01/31/25 |
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NYT Connections had ‘Snoot’ as a clue today |
01/31/25 |
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"Honey? What's this Autoadmit website you left up on your screen...OH MY GOD" |
01/31/25 |
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What fuels pajeets and chinx to overachieve in STEM? |
01/31/25 |
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Their horrible idolatry | Our gleaming values |
01/31/25 |
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Roadside Picnic |
01/31/25 |
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Aella is the hottest woman who showers only every 10 days and it's not close |
01/31/25 |
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Rate my first edition book collection (CSLG) |
01/31/25 |
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"Hey man, you're looking really faggy today." "Thanks dude, that means a lot" |
01/31/25 |
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Ruthless Beria style purges in the gaming community |
01/31/25 |
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Good morning I fucking hate extroverts so much holy shit |
01/31/25 |
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Panera killer lemonade |
01/31/25 |
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Reminder: Coach K's last game was a loss to UNC |
01/31/25 |
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holy fuck these new FL Drivers Licenses are horrendous |
01/31/25 |
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benzo, serious q, have you ever been on a plane? |
01/31/25 |
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The tranny actor from that “Emilia Perez” movie turns out to be based as fuk |
01/31/25 |
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A rat can tread water for 3 days. |
01/31/25 |
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Oscar nominated tranny hates Muslims, thinks George Floyd faked his death |
01/31/25 |
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Can a poaster regale me w/some hearty bons mots before I retire for the evening? |
01/31/25 |
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in multiverse there should be infinite butterfly effect sequels |
01/31/25 |
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US society and "culture" is incredibly SHIT |
01/31/25 |
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XO poasters riding the wave into the noosphere like digital Bodhisattvas |
01/31/25 |
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Solana price predictions for next 4 years? |
01/31/25 |
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RFK exposes Bernie as a pharma shill right to his face (link) |
01/31/25 |
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havent drained my balls in almost 8 months, starting to go bonkers |
01/31/25 |
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taylor swift lying in your bed emaciated, squishing a pop tart between her toes |
01/31/25 |
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STICKY: The word "jeet" is banned on xoxo |
01/31/25 |
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like butterfly, xo emerged to live beautifully, but only for a day |
01/31/25 |
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Reminder: human joke & cumrecepticle Peterman is worth $100 mil |
01/31/25 |
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I Do Nothing at Work and No One Seems To Notice or Care |
01/31/25 |
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Jeets making “jeet” a banned no no word on Twitter is hilarious |
01/31/25 |
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What Happens In Prison When You Can't Pee On Command |
01/31/25 |
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Recent DNC townhall shows Dems learned their lesson from 2024 defeat (link) |
01/31/25 |
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Uranus is 1.7966 billion miles away but UR ANUS is never far from my mind |
01/31/25 |
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Pacific Palisades rebuilding must include low income housing (link) |
01/31/25 |
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Psychotic lib pumos nestling in for another 17hr spamming marathon |
01/31/25 |
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January 31st 1990 - The first McDonald's in the Soviet Union opened in Moscow |
01/31/25 |
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Zuckerberg: “That’s cute” — proceeds to build a bigger LLaMa. |
01/31/25 |
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Weird how the guys with the biggest dicks always have the weakest piss streams. |
01/31/25 |
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BREAKING: Blackhawk pilot was a woman |
01/31/25 |
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So Much Awesome: Howard Stern and Amy Schumer Help Madonna Make Stand-Up Debut |
01/31/25 |
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Denver led Colorado in a 30-year journey to welcome immigrants. |
01/31/25 |
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SEEKING ARRANGMENT UPDATE - NEW GIRLS |
01/31/25 |
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The World's Deadliest Aviation Accident |
01/31/25 |
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doodikoff what was the 32x launch like |
01/31/25 |
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gonna be a little DATE PIG this coming week |
01/31/25 |
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Cons why do you think blacks never went extinct? |
01/31/25 |
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"this community fucking hates niggers" the realtor exclaimed |
01/31/25 |
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Black Hawk helicopters are named for Black Hawk, a Sauk Native American leader |
01/31/25 |
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5,609 people died in the construction of the Panama Canal. |
01/31/25 |
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Million Dollar Point is an area in the Pacific where the U.S. army dumped all it |
01/31/25 |
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Pluto takes 248 Earth years to orbit the Sun |
01/31/25 |
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people can only meet you where theyre at |
01/31/25 |
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Antarctica is about 1.3 times as large as Europe. |
01/31/25 |
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Hawaii is moving toward Japan 4 inches every year. |
01/31/25 |
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Redditor started disliking things he loved in the algo turns into a Chad (link) |
01/31/25 |
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Kamala: "and when I awoke, I wondered if I was a butterfly dreaming I'm a person |
01/31/25 |
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A road intersects the airport runway in Gibraltar and consequently has to be clo |
01/31/25 |
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Family of second Pilot has asked Pentagon not to release THEIR name |
01/31/25 |
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List of unusual deaths |
01/31/25 |
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So everyone involved in the crash except the airline pilot was white and male? |
01/31/25 |
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"like the guy from 'The Fountain' except you blow your bubble from cum" |
01/31/25 |
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The only continent with no active volcanoes is Australia. |
01/31/25 |
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hey fidelity, issue my 1099 you piece of shit nigger brokerage blackie |
01/31/25 |
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Dead chickens are thrown into plane jets during safety tests. |
01/31/25 |
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Trump opens his Big Fat Retarded MOUTH = Stocks Drop |
01/31/25 |
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There is some weird, gross shit lodged deep in my beard. |
01/31/25 |
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Movie rec: Diving Bell and the Butterfly |
01/31/25 |
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Video of Steven Seagal SHREDDING on a guitar, live |
01/31/25 |
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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has banned skinny jeans |
01/31/25 |
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FYI: the "lib quotemo" is WLMAS trying to sneak back on to xo |
01/31/25 |
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Crocodiles can live up to 70 years in the wild |
01/31/25 |
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The plans crashed because the pilots were distracted and watching child porn btw |
01/31/25 |
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Why are people these days so awful and horrible |
01/31/25 |
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Humans and tree shrews are the only known mammals that like spicy food. |
01/31/25 |
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military screen collides with passenger screen |
01/31/25 |
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Rainwater is no longer safe to drink anywhere on Earth due to "forever chemicals |
01/31/25 |
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The most prestigious child pornography law discussion board in the world. |
01/31/25 |
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Murder. Death. Kill. |
01/31/25 |
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Stories about how shockingly dumb juries are? |
01/31/25 |
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“What do you do as a ‘public servant’?” “Watch child pornography all d |
01/31/25 |
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women can't stand an idle man. u have to cower & hide at work to relax |
01/31/25 |
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Poll: should this alien be shotgunned in the face? |
01/31/25 |
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what do you consider a good income |
01/31/25 |
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"teach a man to fish..." (trump teaching black guy how to inherit $400 million) |
01/31/25 |
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Report: Unidentified Blackhawk pilot hit control stick while TWERKING |
01/31/25 |
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How are libs still going crazy today? |
01/31/25 |
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Mentally Retarded Jewish Pedophile tp |
01/31/25 |
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It seems Retarded POTUS has UNILATERAL Power to Tariff |
01/31/25 |
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There's an inordinate amount of dick juice in my poop chute |
01/31/25 |
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at what income should your bitch be a SAHB/W/GF? |
01/31/25 |
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Latham requiring all associates to bill time before flying |
01/31/25 |
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Wow, that is a REALLY faggy thread. I gotta get in there |
01/31/25 |
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man realizes his childhood dream - a $12k giant tamagotchi in his office |
01/31/25 |
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Butterfly fluttering its wings on xo can cause a Boltzmann brain to emerge |
01/31/25 |
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Bundestag narrowly defeats second anti-asylum bill - link |
01/31/25 |
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"It was at that moment, when all hope was lost, that Lasko returned." |
01/31/25 |
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RTE the tweets from Emilia Perez star Karla Sofía Gascón. |
01/31/25 |
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butterfly effect movie w ashton kutcher proof we can all make it |
01/31/25 |
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Melania: "I'm gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a bee." |
01/31/25 |
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all the lowercase winged insect crew listening to "Butterfly" right now |
01/31/25 |
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Had a mullato gf once, would sing black butterfly to her all the time |
01/31/25 |
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Asked during conference call "aren't we breaking a butterfly on a wheel here?" |
01/31/25 |
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Look, the Irma models were right, but a butterfly decided to fuck them up |
01/31/25 |
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Me n I'm gay rolling up to UVA Law in a 95 Camry as crazy town - butterfly plays |
01/31/25 |
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Fake extroverts melting away as the ONE TRUE SOCIAL BUTTERFLY approaches |
01/31/25 |
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Tadpole and frog and caterpillar and butterfly |
01/31/25 |
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AssFaggot and j shad forming cover band that only does "Butterfly" by Crazy Town |
01/31/25 |
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Stavros Halkias is a spiritually revolting creature |
01/31/25 |
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Ignored masterpiece: "The Butterfly Effect" (2004) - why was this overlooked? |
01/31/25 |
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Ballot with Butterfly Wings |
01/31/25 |
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Diving Bell & Butterfly translator: "knock off the 'im gay' nonse-" "im gay" |
01/31/25 |
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i cant believe people tolerate the concept of "speeding" on the road |
01/31/25 |
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180 response "how do you know when the paintings done". "I get emotional" |
01/31/25 |
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