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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Woah, 10 year bond yields above 4.5% - link |
04/11/25 |
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MPA has really hit the fucking skids |
04/11/25 |
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Libs, your response? (posted from fallout bunker in the Appalachian mountains) |
04/11/25 |
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Scientists: Nuclear explosion outside China’s only nuke factory came from a ba |
04/11/25 |
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SCOTUS: Administration has to effectuate Garcia's return |
04/11/25 |
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"At least he tried something!" he exclaimed as the nukes went off |
04/11/25 |
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Obese, MAGA soybean farmer begging Trump to end tariffs on CNN (real) |
04/11/25 |
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Rate this Flip Hapa who surfs, studies STEM and runs XC for Harvard. |
04/11/25 |
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ur son getting ready for junior year summer internship screwing iphone batteries |
04/11/25 |
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*Rawls sprinting out of treasury with a wheel-barrel full of bonds* |
04/11/25 |
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AI has almost mastered gamer girl nostalgia porn |
04/11/25 |
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Can someone get TT to shut the fuck up? |
04/11/25 |
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Trump: I caved because of the bond market *bond market tanks more* |
04/11/25 |
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China already using Vietnam to get around tariffs - link |
04/11/25 |
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Buying as much SPY as possible for the China tariff reversal |
04/11/25 |
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Spanish PM ignores Trump's warning, meets with Xi - link |
04/11/25 |
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$2,000 in emergency savings can be just as powerful as $1 million in assets |
04/11/25 |
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Harden your heart o bond vigilantes, increase your attacks |
04/11/25 |
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BUT BUT BUT MY BONDS OHHHHH OMG OOHHHHHHH MY BONDS |
04/11/25 |
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Bonds collapsing, EU in talks with China, inflation rising |
04/11/25 |
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“and what did bom say today?” the nurse patronized, handing u ur seroquell |
04/11/25 |
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Why's everyone tatted up these days |
04/11/25 |
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Stock market declining; bond market tanking....180 |
04/11/25 |
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How do you catch up with yourself when you have a job |
04/11/25 |
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Ohio High School counselor admits to sex w/ student, blames her husband |
04/11/25 |
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This is the PILOT of that Helicopter that crashed in NYC today |
04/11/25 |
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jumping into car, entering address into ur tomtom, slipping in green day cd |
04/11/25 |
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FIRING SEEKING ARRANGEMENT BACK UP |
04/11/25 |
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This is all Biden's fault, HTH |
04/11/25 |
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MAGA deadenders trapped in the Mines of Moria, orcs closing in |
04/11/25 |
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Housing market is TTT as fuck |
04/11/25 |
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Donald Trump is fucking America raw |
04/11/25 |
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Two situations that seem INCREDIBLY RARE until they happen to you |
04/11/25 |
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Trump actually believed his own bullshit about bullying other countries |
04/11/25 |
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Played my first 18 holes of actual golf this past week, carded an 88. |
04/11/25 |
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Is 40 too old to become a stone mason? |
04/11/25 |
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Bessent's gonna be up all nite (and we're not talking pnp chemsex at Steamworks) |
04/11/25 |
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Wow so libs were right about everything? |
04/11/25 |
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In trade concession, China agrees to provide azn gfs |
04/11/25 |
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A Midsummer Night's Poast |
04/11/25 |
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Has RSF ever exercised his XO right of Prima Notte? |
04/11/25 |
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For u mainliming my friend;) so cute;) |
04/11/25 |
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Evan39: Do You see? (Mainlining's Machine) |
04/11/25 |
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Grinding for social credit in the Universal Republic of China circa 2050 |
04/11/25 |
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We're gonna maek it |
04/11/25 |
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"It was straight out of bang brothers porno in all ways" - bald wheezing lawyer |
04/11/25 |
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NJ councilman busted for running gambling for Lucchese crime family. Guess race. |
04/11/25 |
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Golf Bros: almost time for COMPETITIVE AMATEUR GOLF this spring |
04/11/25 |
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You searching on Google: "Lawyers talking about gay shit" |
04/11/25 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
04/11/25 |
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RESOLVED: nothing in this world more gaiety-promoting than ZoZo.com |
04/11/25 |
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Hallmark special "Christmas at Bellevue" filmed live in front of zozo poa audien |
04/11/25 |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
04/11/25 |
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I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made |
04/11/25 |
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Should I move to Cleveland, OH |
04/11/25 |
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Chaos in US as residents frantically prepare for massive volcano eruption... wit |
04/11/25 |
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"hallmark christmas movie? there's a wholesome golden retriever lawforum..." |
04/11/25 |
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Must've been cathartic for Perseus to decapitate Medusa |
04/11/25 |
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What set off the "mental illness" tripwire now |
04/11/25 |
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*moves to introduce certificate of good standing at mental competency hearing* |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue “xo wing” features recreations of Davis Polk office, 1992 Pizza Hut |
04/11/25 |
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Our Society is Just a Succession of Constant Jokes |
04/11/25 |
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Cowgod, describe your personal home Gaming setup |
04/11/25 |
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Douglas Murray calls out Joe Rogan to his face |
04/11/25 |
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"hi, bellevue?how many available beds do you- here, let me just fwd the thread" |
04/11/25 |
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“The groom and bride intend to spend their honeymoon in Bellevue” |
04/11/25 |
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I want to turn Barron into a catamite dancing boy solely for my pleasure |
04/11/25 |
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The Panicians are angry today. |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue therapy dog named “Emilio” playing with poasters in day room |
04/11/25 |
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the comparative advantage of azn pussy |
04/11/25 |
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Who wrecked it worse: Trump/U.S. Economy or Musk/Tesla Brand? |
04/11/25 |
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xo has become sentient |
04/11/25 |
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ITT: We track vandalized Tesla cars, dealerships, and charging infrastructure |
04/11/25 |
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Thomas Szasz recanting life’s work after five minutes with xo Poaster |
04/11/25 |
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“And what does this ink blot look like to you?” “A subthread wasteland.” |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue doc: "No, Taylor Swift PAYS YOU the $25k in the hypo" |
04/11/25 |
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DURRRRRR THE MARKET CRASHING AGAIN, WHY IS THIS? |
04/11/25 |
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Waking up with an absolute raging hard on in your 40s |
04/11/25 |
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We already have plans to show up in the DSM-V, PDM-2, Merck Manual, pretty much |
04/11/25 |
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Need an AI agent to blank bump MPA threads I can't keep up I'm too old |
04/11/25 |
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My wife's sister in law bragged about her boob job all through Christmas dinner |
04/11/25 |
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Rate this cute white girl who behaves/believes she's a DOG |
04/11/25 |
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I didn't know Douglas Murray was an irl sodomite |
04/11/25 |
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Freud examining xo poaster: “Fucked if I know he’s just fucking insane I gue |
04/11/25 |
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"Even my MAGA Toupee?" whines TSINAH to the repo man "Especially the MAGA Toupee |
04/11/25 |
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all aboard the cart 2 Bellevue itt |
04/11/25 |
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"Visiting a patient? Oh...an...XO poaster? That's room 180..." (Bellevue) |
04/11/25 |
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*Bellevue nurse opens front door* *sees line of ir8 xo bros* |
04/11/25 |
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When I travel, car always running & Garmin programmed w Bellevue |
04/11/25 |
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Still irate @ NYT article. Do they have Chipotle @ Bellevue? |
04/11/25 |
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So thrilled my kids will be able to get jobs assembling iPhones in the USA! |
04/11/25 |
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Shitlaw boss hands me flashlight and drops me off at Bellevue alley: get 2 files |
04/11/25 |
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Thoughts on new electric Escalade? |
04/11/25 |
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Xo 2012: cart me to Bellevue lol. Xo 2017: accepted to Bellevue, McLean, Broadmo |
04/11/25 |
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if you post on zozo and aren't psycho you need to be carted off to Bellevue |
04/11/25 |
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China says US "will become a joke in the history of world economy" |
04/11/25 |
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Framed my law degree, my bar admittance & my certificate of sanity from Bellevue |
04/11/25 |
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You, explaining MPM bracket on ur white board to partner: "Uh, Project Bellevue |
04/11/25 |
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Shrinks @ Bellevue shutting down XO, deciding experiment failed as a treatment |
04/11/25 |
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"Can you list the 75 nations?" "Well the EU called, thats like 30-40 right there |
04/11/25 |
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Navarro introducing new “Numberwang” system for determining tariffs |
04/11/25 |
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"What's behind the maximum security doors at Bellevue?" "Ohh...that's Group 2." |
04/11/25 |
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Girlfiend: "Why am I only number 2 on your speed dial?" Me: "Bellevue ER is #1" |
04/11/25 |
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Good morning, that concludes “Tariff Week.” All tariffs reset to 0% |
04/11/25 |
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"I was an auto admit once. Not law school, it was Bellevue psych ward. But yeah" |
04/11/25 |
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Blue States need to stop pretending Red States deserve the right to vote |
04/11/25 |
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rach recruiting new mods at Bellevue discharge counter |
04/11/25 |
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Donald, you’re out of your element! |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue doc: "What is the patients case history?" Nurse: "Um, he wrote, xoxohth |
04/11/25 |
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GWB: Great Recession. DJT: Great Depression. Republicans are smart! |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue shrink leafing thru your crude sketches of computer screens on t.p. |
04/11/25 |
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Had a really sad Doordash tonight |
04/11/25 |
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*Spins and throws hat in air like Mary Tyler Moore before entering Bellevue ER* |
04/11/25 |
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*signs honiara tp into Bellevue ER, hugs him* "It's going to be okay." |
04/11/25 |
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AutoAdmit launches new chain of fast casual forums: Bellevue's |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue doc: "he's having delusions again. thinks men can't be women |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue nurse: "So I inject pentobarbitol, he just said "credited" and nods off |
04/11/25 |
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XO: "Next Steps in Our Commitment to Bellevue" |
04/11/25 |
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Fuck "Gabby Petito" just another dead whore fraud |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue Emergency Room to host this years MPM Awards (link to invite) |
04/11/25 |
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I'm shipping up to Bellevue whoa I'm shipping off... to find my Jewish friends |
04/11/25 |
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FURKKKK, should've pulled the trigger on 3d printer |
04/11/25 |
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XO still working on Bellevue's wifi |
04/11/25 |
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Me: Bellevue. Of Counsel's office: No view. |
04/11/25 |
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just put my sugar baby on a PIP |
04/11/25 |
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*spins Bellevue commitment form to clerk on lazy Susan*: "Now with attachment." |
04/11/25 |
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Hypo: Trump announces NO income tax for ALL who SIGN oath of loyalty to Trump |
04/11/25 |
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*receives standing ovation as I check myself into Bellevue* |
04/11/25 |
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XOs Wikipedia page reads like a Bellevue psychiatric case history |
04/11/25 |
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O fortuitous hotel lobby aquarium explode on me with 1,500 fish |
04/11/25 |
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The most prestigious posting from bellevue forum in the world |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue Doctors instructing front desk not to admit any more stupid lawfags |
04/11/25 |
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Fortuitous Meteor: Please Handle |
04/11/25 |
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Driving back in silence from the trade negotiations. |
04/11/25 |
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Bane voice: “He’s from New Jersey, not New York “ |
04/11/25 |
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Louis Poasteur tp— who the fuck is this idiot? |
04/11/25 |
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“A Nougat Supreme! The Rat-Like Jew’s Dream!” |
04/11/25 |
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Christ is Risten |
04/11/25 |
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The stock market seems fine |
04/11/25 |
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"LIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *birds fly away from house as you check your 401(k) balance* |
04/11/25 |
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Trump: “Tariffs get us so far, we have to decrease WAGES to really boom" |
04/11/25 |
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Trump to offer lump sum $250k Social Security “buyouts” to ppl over 50 (link |
04/11/25 |
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Gemini 2.5 Pro is the best model |
04/11/25 |
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Cons please react to this list of POTUS budget deficits |
04/11/25 |
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English major who thinks RC is bullshit on the LSAT |
04/11/25 |
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SoL for insider trading is 6 years |
04/11/25 |
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A whole religion bound up in an Omerta code of silence |
04/11/25 |
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u can call me prole but Bush's "Sixteen Stone" is a perfect album. |
04/11/25 |
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Can't spell LIBERATION DAY without "LIB" ... LIBS UR RESPONSE???? |
04/11/25 |
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the US is not a place to raise a family, pursue a passion, or build a life |
04/11/25 |
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