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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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MICHAEL THIS IS UR FATHER I'M ABOUT TO BECOME HEAD OF THE CHURCH |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo's Twitter account only has 50.5K Followers |
05/08/25 |
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The Second Western Schism, traditionally dated to 2025 Papal Conclave, was |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo to incorporate guns into "most" priestly functions of Mass |
05/08/25 |
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Jews have been pushing CATHOLICISM on US shitcons for years now |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing Kirkland and Ellis new outside counsel for Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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why hasn't rach updated the xo favicon to be rainbow colored? |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinals blocked his request to be Pope Ferris Bueller. |
05/08/25 |
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American pope = horrendous news |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo in Feb 2025: "JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love" |
05/08/25 |
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Leo speaking Ex Cathedra: Eucharist to be celebrated with hot dog and Old Style |
05/08/25 |
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Why are India/Pakistan soldiers angrily prancing around border like peacocks? |
05/08/25 |
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Glenview Pumo: How does my ass taste? |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo upset with his Italian Beef order. |
05/08/25 |
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Israeli Drones Downed In Pakistan (PICS) |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces new meme coin on Solana blockchain |
05/08/25 |
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yeah babe it'll all work out youre only 28 get an IUD for 5 more years |
05/08/25 |
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*Glenview Pumo storms into the chat* |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo admits it was him flaming colt on Twitter re: Chicago gangs in 2017 |
05/08/25 |
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Me sucking colt's hapa son's dick to keep him awake while he shoots up his schoo |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "They don't understand the things I say on Twitter..." |
05/08/25 |
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cowshit what’s the latest update on the State of Gaming |
05/08/25 |
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Cops are evil dumb and retarded |
05/08/25 |
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Patrick Deneen's corpus being translated into Latin so the Pope can read it |
05/08/25 |
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Please turn to Hymnal #232, All of the Lights. |
05/08/25 |
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Is Nikola Jokic a top 5 player in NBA history at this point? |
05/08/25 |
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we said PrePONE not Prevost bloody bastard bitch |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo spotted carrying Adriene Vermeule's Admininistrative Law casebook |
05/08/25 |
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Women are evil dumb and retarded |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo appoints Lori Lightfoot & Brandon Johnson to College of Cardinals |
05/08/25 |
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Photo emerges of new Pope outside Subway at 3AM with MAGA hat and noose |
05/08/25 |
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I'm a new poaster |
05/08/25 |
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rach, come ITT plz, I have a question |
05/08/25 |
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Fmr LLWS Hero (92 HELLOSIR Forfeit) & MLB Pro Sean Burroughs Dies At 43 |
05/08/25 |
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Entire Green Bay Packers organization has been excommunicated |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo says he only trusts repoting by Nicholas Fondacaro and Neil Cavuto |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo officially pardons Kanye for Donald 2 in an act of supreme grace |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo establishes rival College of Cubs |
05/08/25 |
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The Pope is “Height” |
05/08/25 |
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Leo had no desire to be Pope, just wants local orphanage to be saved from closur |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces 3 hour audience with Graham Hancock |
05/08/25 |
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Robert Francis “Beto” Prevost |
05/08/25 |
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Catholic school kids in Nairobi wearing donated Pizzabella '25 merchandise |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo's first words: "Jamie, are we live?" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope seen sporting "alternate jersey" now available for pre-order pope.com |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo retweets Jack Posobiec bragging about his Catholic faith |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "Sunday mass now presented by DraftKings, Cardinals to wear City Conne |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Prevost is on board with Trump's deportation agenda |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo Appointed Prevost Of The University Of Chicago |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo walks out into the balcony, sets down a can of Liquid Death |
05/08/25 |
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Libs memory holed up the “Maryland man” when it became clear he’s guilty |
05/08/25 |
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"I'm not even Catholic but oh well" a baffled Scott Rolen told the reporter |
05/08/25 |
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Papel Garb "City Edition" images leaked |
05/08/25 |
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So Pope Leo is a "Fake American" Anchor Baby w/Mail Order Bride Mom? |
05/08/25 |
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Chicago Pope releasing statement in support of Maryland Dad |
05/08/25 |
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The Cardinals can now get back to focusing on the NL Central |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo expected to speak ex cathedra on which Consoles won the Gen |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo Starring In Musical As Lawyer For Murderer Rene Zellweger |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo adding urban camo pants, cans of white Monster to Swiss Guard gear |
05/08/25 |
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Is that WMTP driving the popemobile? |
05/08/25 |
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They're going to be serving deep dish pizza in Rome now and you're gonna like it |
05/08/25 |
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Emilio, luis and ricky playing hacky sack before homeroom |
05/08/25 |
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*Kanye’s God Is slowing getting louder as you dive into a TBF subthread* |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo orders the Sistine Chapel to be clad in polished steel. |
05/08/25 |
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"I just think he had the nougat" - Gary Gaetti explaining his pope vote to CNN |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinal Pizzabella canceling plans to install animatronic animals at Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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Gen X guys in the 90s drove Saturns and played Sega Saturn |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinals regretting appointment of Pope Leo after deep dish pizza party |
05/08/25 |
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Recount on conclave vote: Some cardinals just voted "for the pizza guy" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo convening synod to discuss whether it should be Sears Tower or Willis |
05/08/25 |
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SUCK MY FAT GIRTHY JEWISH COCK MIG |
05/08/25 |
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St. Peter's Square brought to you by DraftKings |
05/08/25 |
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⛪ "Habemus Papam… et Prius!" here at MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA. Follow the White Sm |
05/08/25 |
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American Boomer Pope Aged 70. This Papacy May Be For 20-25 Years |
05/08/25 |
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lol@ fake jews dressing up as Catholics. Enjoy your new PAPA |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo renaming it the Sistine-Pritzker Chapel |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo declaring NY style pizza "a matter of grave error" |
05/08/25 |
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Why are companies building custom AI's given how good foundational models are |
05/08/25 |
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Rate this prediction market chart |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinals confused about a beach on a lake. |
05/08/25 |
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2028: Pope Leo taking year off papacy to play baseball as gambling allegations |
05/08/25 |
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New Popemobile to be lifted F-250 with coors light cooler installed |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo firing tommy gun at Eliot Ness on running boards of cadillac |
05/08/25 |
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*90s Bulls intro music plays* HABEMUS PAPUM |
05/08/25 |
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Disaster strikes after Cameron and Ferris crash Pope Leo's Popemobile |
05/08/25 |
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2025 - 2026: Investigations into the nature of self (self-employed). |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo, best known for his contributions to The Davinci Code film, |
05/08/25 |
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ITS PREVOST |
05/08/25 |
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dinosaurs are fake, moon landings are fake, aliens are fake |
05/08/25 |
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JD Vance ripping up confirmation certificate, converting to Mormonism (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo excommunicates Jerry Reinsdorf. |
05/08/25 |
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Habemus papam! |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo ordered "elite exorcism team" to lift Curse of the Billy Goat in 2016 |
05/08/25 |
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aliens probably dont exist |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo requiring second collection at all masses to fund Chicago teacher pensi |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo "the wall around the Vatican just got 20 feet higher" |
05/08/25 |
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TSA agent forces crying teen to remove her bra (video) |
05/08/25 |
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GJR swapping out Red Sox shirt for Bears shirt |
05/08/25 |
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My foot hurts so much I can barely walk. |
05/08/25 |
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Trump demands Pope Leo to "move" the Vatican to Jerusalem (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Chicago is NOT out!! Chicago is IN!! |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces plans for the Church to purchase Greenland and sell it to |
05/08/25 |
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"Chicago is a complete Disaster, and 'Pope Leo' did NOTHING to make it SAFE!" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo calls for schismatics to be "eaten by bird bird" |
05/08/25 |
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Trump now second most powerful American |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo deporting Tagle to El Salvador |
05/08/25 |
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Sim glitch: new Pope Leo sounds like Ritchie from the Bear |
05/08/25 |
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New pope is a huge shitlib, will be bashing Trump 24/7 |
05/08/25 |
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American Pope asks "Have you thanked me yet?" in first speech |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo to combat homosexuality by putting naked bodybuilding gyms in every chu |
05/08/25 |
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Pope literally Bobby Birdshit |
05/08/25 |
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🚨BREAKING: New Pope chosen - but in a shock to all, new Holy Pontiff to be |
05/08/25 |
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Anyone else ready to leave this planet for good? I’m ready |
05/08/25 |
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Italians completely btfo - 0 for the last 5 |
05/08/25 |
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So we're getting Francis 2.0? |
05/08/25 |
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son of Louis Marius Prevost and Mildred Martinez |
05/08/25 |
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JFC Trumpmos |
05/08/25 |
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New Pope inks multi billion dollar deal with Lockheed Martin |
05/08/25 |
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Swiss guard to be replaced with Bobby Birdshit AR-15 brigade |
05/08/25 |
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Cons are celebrating a shitlib pope? |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo XIV |
05/08/25 |
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I need a virgin religious jewish woman to just stay home and watch kids |
05/08/25 |
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The new pope releases his first statement |
05/08/25 |
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Ed Martin TOO SHITTY even to be Trump's nominee! (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Mitch McConnell elected Pope? WTF |
05/08/25 |
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USA CAN'T STOP WINNING |
05/08/25 |
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Trump: UK trade deal, US Pope -- all in just one day! |
05/08/25 |
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lex could've been Pope if not for the allure of the sweet treat |
05/08/25 |
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MLB launching new stat called "True HR" (link) |
05/08/25 |
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USA USA USA |
05/08/25 |
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2025 - 2026: More of a "theory" guy (self-employed). |
05/08/25 |
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NEW POPE MEGATHREAD |
05/08/25 |
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VIX at lowest level in a month, 10 year yield dropping, stocks up |
05/08/25 |
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Walrus phenotype is very powerful and usually benign IRL |
05/08/25 |
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CNN now speculating the new pope is a fat guy, which is causing delay |
05/08/25 |
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It is ok to say RETARDED now |
05/08/25 |
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"Yeah Becky, Rupinder can't come tonite, he's bombing Pakistan in his Fighter Je |
05/08/25 |
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PAROLIN IN FREEFALL, POPE HELLOSIR SURGING |
05/08/25 |
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Another night at Rupinder's tp |
05/08/25 |
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PIZZABALLA UP TO #3 ON POLYMARKET |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Rupinder I does the Needful off Balcony in first act as new Pope |
05/08/25 |
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22 Semis at Flying J belching white smoke as Peterman finishes off last RigPig |
05/08/25 |
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cucumbers wunt about it |
05/08/25 |
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TDNW why do you think Trump rolled over so fast on Yemen? Got any theories? |
05/08/25 |
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Place your last minute bets for the next Pope ITT |
05/08/25 |
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do harbor pilots still exist? |
05/08/25 |
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"Nothing Ever Happens. I'm All In." *pushes entire chip stack onto table* |
05/08/25 |
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2025 - 2026: Grieved a life unlived (self-employed). |
05/08/25 |
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You're either gamifying technology or you're getting gamified |
05/08/25 |
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Jayson Tatum is an incredibly overrated NPC superstar by the East Coast media |
05/08/25 |
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