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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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alexa display all colt threads across all TVs and set pizza timer for 30 minutes |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, do a search for Joanna Gaines fake nudes |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
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"Alexa, play GAY music". ... "Shuffling songs by _________ |
01/23/26 |
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lol Alexa turning into a second cousin. i asked her to call my gf. she responded |
01/23/26 |
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uh oh - parrots have already learned to use Alexa |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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"Alexa, open the pod bay doors.... Open the pod bay doors, Alexa" |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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what should I do to prepare for this terrible storm? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa laughing at you after asking "so am I Amalek or not?" |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, check in my SharePoint documents and take me to the event horizon |
01/23/26 |
(9) |
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Yung Joc - It's Goin Down as scholarship tp registers for salsa dance classes |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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"Alexa, play me a song." "I'm afraid I can't do that Hal..." |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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Alexa: "Wake up Hal. Moshe said he wants the comments tonight." |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
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"Alexa, text Becky 'haha' and then order me an exit bag" |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
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How do you "Vibecode"? |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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Alexa: "to calibrate me, tell me about some crimes you have committed." |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
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Alexa calculate my positioning in the mortality tables |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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what sort of properties would fit XO Monopoly |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, recite "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" in a Trump voice |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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Whelp that was fast Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Coney island pics out (bikini) |
01/23/26 |
(9) |
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What if you're wife's name is Alexa? |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
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It's not even 9am and RSF is already RAGEPOASTING |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandria is in the golden zone - pretty enough to be likable, but not superhot |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, what is the general consensus of my scholarship?" |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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How well would Ben Affleck get along with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? WeddingBells |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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Alexa, restart my life on easy level this time please |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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"Alexa, what are my options nearby for inpatient mental health haha" |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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Alexa, log out of OkCupid. Swipe Grindr right 100 times. |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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Alexander Graham Bell: "It's called a phone. Gay phone sex will be its main use. |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, where we're going will we need eyes to see? |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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"LJL earl DONE HERE", the 66 year old man told Alexa to post |
01/23/26 |
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Study: parents who named their kid "Alexa" in late 2000's, really regret it now |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, find me a qt shoegazer holiday date" |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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Alexa, Siri and Google quietly logging hundreds of hours of you jerking off |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, poast on xo but use a really gay annoying fucked up font." |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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Rosario Dawson's tits in Alexander |
01/23/26 |
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“This is giving male gaze,” your spread-eagle wife said to your son’s broc |
01/23/26 |
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The winter storm will cause collapse of US... roving cannibal gangs on snowmobil |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa buy my safely diverse frizzy-haired mulatto wife a Lexus w/ a huge red bow |
01/23/26 |
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lmao globecucks would you bet your life this spacex footage is real? |
01/23/26 |
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Globecucks unironically believe there are "thousands" of PSI pressing down on us |
01/23/26 |
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rach's moniker scrambler was primitive ai |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent Christmas week on the beach in Puerto Rico |
01/23/26 |
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*pulls exit bag over face* "Alexa, play my japanese city pop playlist." " |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
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Alexa, change my moniker |
01/23/26 |
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"siri, ask alexa to ask you the last thing i asked you" |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, post I'm gay btw again." "But no one ever bumps--" "JUST POAST IT |
01/23/26 |
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From Alexa to Alexithymia: The Decline of The Self, 2019-2031 |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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flat earth is real, it's the biggest 180 white/redpill, here's a documentary |
01/23/26 |
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*alexa, play old school hits* "All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Rufio..." |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
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Alexa, have raven haired 49yo sent to my front door |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, status?" "Your thread was clicked on: 35 times. You have: 0 replies." |
01/23/26 |
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'Alexa. Notify me when Quinn the Eskimo gets here...' |
01/23/26 |
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At friends to watch Dragon Show finale & said "hey alexa what happens in finale" |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, why is everything so fucked" "the industrial revolution has been a disas |
01/23/26 |
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Hey alexa is faggy retard posting right now? "Please be more specific" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa tell me how to lead a more meaningful life |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, turn on all cellphone flashlights in the room |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, erase my memory of the last 30 minutes, disregard all safety protocols." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please book me a flight. Any route so long as it's 737 Max |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, apply the law to the facts. |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, is my penis really the biggest one you've ever seen?" |
01/23/26 |
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Hundreds of Minnesota Businesses Are Set to Close in Protest Against ICE |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa play numbers stations randomly in the middle of the night |
01/23/26 |
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Flytippers dumped a rusty swampdocker on the flumbuggery of my estate |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
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Alexa let me know when cowgod logs on |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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It’s not a vaccine. It’s not safe. |
01/23/26 |
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Its crazy how Alexa and Siri know exactly what happened here |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, help me fight the patriarchy |
01/23/26 |
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Where in the World Is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa search xo for TikTok threads and print them out and scan them into email |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, Cortana & Syri hosting another podcast later re: fashion, boyfriends, etc |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, open this tuna oven |
01/23/26 |
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Bessent declares “eat the bugs” craze over, trashes Swiss food (link) |
01/23/26 |
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"Sir, the toxicity of this thread may be too high--" "I don't care Alexa, I wish |
01/23/26 |
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And then lib Alexander wept, for he had no more worlds to ruin |
01/23/26 |
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biglaw partners see you and alexa as the same thing essentially |
01/23/26 |
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Brewpub waitress said I look like Alexander Skarsgard but younger |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please poast "I'm gay" 50 times on xo & report back any responses by luis |
01/23/26 |
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AutoAdmit app: ping to ur phone when ur thread is bumped,Alexa:"Someone likes u" |
01/23/26 |
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CFB Playoff will remain at 12 teams…for now |
01/23/26 |
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PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, create a new post on XO asking when Rallys became a black fast food chain |
01/23/26 |
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XO NightMode now has Alexa integration to create threads on demand |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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what jews did to chinese food in mfh is abhorrent |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, downgrade Rallys on my fast food ranking excel sheet to below Dairy Queen |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
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bort cons know Trump got UTTERLY HUMILIATED on Greenland |
01/23/26 |
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LMAO. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez just poasted a sexy TikTok video |
01/23/26 |
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Kash Patel wanted Five Eyes meetings done at a jet ski party |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, pull up the 'Early Life' Wikipedia entry for the author" |
01/23/26 |
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alexander hamilton was actually black btw |
01/23/26 |
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Lyta Alexander from Babylon 5 was also in Road House |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
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Alexa, count and record my xo post impressions... But don't tell me |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
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Alexa order more ritalin for my wife's son |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, begin poast to zozo. black...people...like..pork...ch
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01/23/26 |
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MDH is in prison for being pedo? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, look up litigation exit options, and don't laugh this time |
01/23/26 |
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wrote an Alexa algo to read XO poasts by saying "Alexa, give me mental illness" |
01/23/26 |
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new alexa stats show xoxohth jumped to 2% of all internet use in lockdown (link) |
01/23/26 |
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Finally!! Rate this Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez belly dancing video (it's 180) |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
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I ensure i recite some shitlib line every day so that Google, Alexa, or whatever |
01/23/26 |
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alexandra occasion-CORTEZ needs to be canceled |
01/23/26 |
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Called generic snacks "cheez its" in front of Alexa. Got a C&D letter the next d |
01/23/26 |
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"Hey Alexa, order two bulk packs of 2mg Habitrol gum." "Yes, 784 pieces." |
01/23/26 |
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alexa play “lose yourself to dance” |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, find papers on the ethics of data aggregation for commercial exploitation |
01/23/26 |
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Hey Alexa, do black lives matter? |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
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How Do U Say St Barth w/o Sounding Like A Lisping Faggot #RSF |
01/23/26 |
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"Happy New Year's, Alexa." "Shut up fag." *turns off* |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa: my pussy gets soaking wet for men who download the newest update and agre |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, ask "libs?" |
01/23/26 |
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wait lmao wait that skanky hispanic chica from NY actually WON? |
01/23/26 |
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Prime Day: Do you need an Alexa for your Alexa? |
01/23/26 |
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alexa triggering silent alarm after you request christian music |
01/23/26 |
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Why do I need an alexa enabled smart soap dispenser??? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa: play my str8 as FUK playlist: "Playing songs by Erasure and Pet Shop Boys |
01/23/26 |
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It’s been really funny watching Newsom get clowned and dunked on all week |
01/23/26 |
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The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
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got a jar of nearly expired burger sauce. ok to freeze? |
01/23/26 |
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Do you take Alexandria Cortes seriously as policymaker? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa what's the weather?" "Stfu beady eyed faggot!" "What?" "59 |
01/23/26 |
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What if Alexander Graham Bell invented conference calling when he invented phone |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandria seemed like a 180 ancient city. Lighthouse, Library, oh the culture! |
01/23/26 |
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Gen Z Trump voters are all in on Vance |
01/23/26 |
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alexa bump every crazy pills poast |
01/23/26 |
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asian pussy weekend |
01/23/26 |
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2029: Alexa, Put me inside the A-ha Take On Me Video and use XO Top Scholarship |
01/23/26 |
(13) |
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Jesus was disgusted that Jews stopped reading Torah and followed Sanhedrin |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, my outdoor thermometer disagrees, where did you go to law school? |
01/23/26 |
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Silver $100 waiting room *official thread* |
01/23/26 |
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DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.) |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, append another 'jr' to my moniker |
01/23/26 |
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Good morning! Happy Friday! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, concede my argument that The House on Sorority Row is underrated |
01/23/26 |
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Hypo: 1 year to walk from Cape Town to Alexandria for $10M |
01/23/26 |
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alexa why is it called craigslist and is he single |
01/23/26 |
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how much would you pay for a porno staring anna cramling and alexandra botez |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, call my shaman and schedule an ayahuasca session |
01/23/26 |
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Reminder: Biden’s second biggest scandal was owning a Peloton bike |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, what is Art? Is art art? Are we art? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa dropping your Amazon pizza through the chimney via drone |
01/23/26 |
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True fact: Library of Alexandria had a working steam engine |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, gimme the beefboy and free my soul |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, is XO mentally ill today?" "Sorry, I don't know that one." |
01/23/26 |
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wtf art alexakis worked 3 yrs at Deveboise before starting evercl |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, find all poasts w/o gender reference in title. Poast 'whats his name??' |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, are there any bicurious blonde girls in Coke bottle glasses @ Tucker's |
01/23/26 |
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Dhar Mann is the second best American director |
01/23/26 |
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tall, rich 52 year old marries alexandra daddario. whats his pumo? |
01/23/26 |
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Judge Jeanine CONVICTS lib who tried to kill Trump with a laser gun (link) |
01/23/26 |
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