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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Never seen anything quite like XOXOhth |
10/26/25 |
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The Gospel reading today was very on point for xo (link) |
10/26/25 |
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All I want for Christmas is a blonde AZN hiking gf who attends Korean Church |
10/26/25 |
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Why don't more people retire early? 55 and under? |
10/26/25 |
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'Animorphs' book cover with a young emilio estevez morphing into golden retrieve |
10/26/25 |
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emilio did you read john bellairs when you were young |
10/26/25 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who turned into a corgi between 1-5am |
10/26/25 |
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flying through space w/ supermodel + corgi puppy on firm dime |
10/26/25 |
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RSF, why do you feel entitled to first class but proles in coach can't use lav? |
10/26/25 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who megapoasts on Autoadmit between 1-5am |
10/26/25 |
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whok and I gettting no pussy speaks volumes about modern women |
10/26/25 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
10/26/25 |
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Can't stop laughing that RSF is a hardcore REDDITOR. OMG LJL |
10/26/25 |
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Lob friend struggles with pier pressure from manly attorneys on Autoadmit |
10/26/25 |
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The Decline, Fall, & Restoration of AutoAdmit: A History in Seven Volumes |
10/26/25 |
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Animorphs cover but it’s Substack “writer” slowly putting on fast food uni |
10/26/25 |
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RSF's summer of fine dining post on Reddit is the gayest thing I've ever read |
10/26/25 |
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NSAM morphing into CNN anchor like Animorphs cover when govt jobs are threatened |
10/26/25 |
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In theory, couldnt you do AUTOADMIT for just 10 years and retire? |
10/26/25 |
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XO is being strangled by all those mega-contracts rach signed in the 00's |
10/26/25 |
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"I do be like that, Mr. Jinx," lisped whokebe |
10/26/25 |
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I found RSF's reddit account |
10/26/25 |
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Nice to meet u Mr blankfein. *animorphs into a Komodo* |
10/26/25 |
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remember when snoop dog animorphed into a doberman |
10/26/25 |
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Julia and TBF prove importance of poasting with Punjabi Princess Jasmines |
10/26/25 |
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Tfw no Legend Of The Galactic Heroes Hildegard von Mariendorf stateswoman gf |
10/26/25 |
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ANY ANIMORPHS HERE? |
10/26/25 |
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Agua cat Do u wish animorphs was real |
10/26/25 |
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Remember the feeling of pride you had making your first Animorphs website |
10/26/25 |
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"If you cannot afford an attorney, a clown-haired pedophile will be provided to |
10/26/25 |
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Your wife's phenotype Animorphing into new race every time you look away |
10/26/25 |
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HBO is adapting Animorphs books into multi season prestige drama |
10/26/25 |
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YOSHINOBU FUCKING YAMAMOTO |
10/26/25 |
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For Those About to Mock (I Will Sue You) |
10/26/25 |
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Spaceporn please sue RSF and daddy Mitch |
10/26/25 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
10/26/25 |
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Since RSF is posting photos of posters and putting. Rate him at Oktoberfest |
10/26/25 |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
10/26/25 |
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RSF u wanna come with me to mar a Lago? |
10/26/25 |
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lol. NBC's Meet the Press with Welker. she's not even listening to Bessent. |
10/26/25 |
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what we poast here, echoes in eternity |
10/26/25 |
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a very chill and mentally healthy day on xo |
10/26/25 |
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that look u get from a shrew when u say Panda Express is ur favorite restaurant |
10/26/25 |
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You unloading Jen Psaki’s Subaru as she rushes inside to see the |
10/26/25 |
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"Father the Sleeper has AWAKENED!" echoes across the National Mall as Melania |
10/26/25 |
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Rosalina is Nintendo’s most inspired sub-creation IMO. |
10/26/25 |
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Princess Jasmine twin @ Rosewood Sand Hill said "to be fair" while serving drink |
10/26/25 |
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Julia's Princess Jasmine + Blue Smoke's Half Life 2 Alyx cosplay c. 2005 (pics!) |
10/26/25 |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
10/26/25 |
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SP here: it’s 180 seeing how cringey Baumeister is on Reddit |
10/26/25 |
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What do you think (((exeunt))) is doing with his $300 million? |
10/26/25 |
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When you give up on your one-poast threads, you give up on life. |
10/26/25 |
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Mommy gf: only rates U with Halford #'s ;) Biglaw gf: raise those hourly numbers |
10/26/25 |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
10/26/25 |
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So RSF/Buttcheeks got enraged when I posted about visiting Ostuni |
10/26/25 |
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tfw no Mia Sara circa Timecop gf |
10/26/25 |
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Working list of stuff Demolition Man accurately predicted |
10/26/25 |
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paperclip maximizer but for blonde ponytail moms driving Lexus GX SUVs |
10/26/25 |
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Tfw no Alessia Cara art hoe gf to sing Canadian national anthem 2 U |
10/26/25 |
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guy at the golf range said i had a nice autoadmit poasting history |
10/26/25 |
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This "site" is the sickest, most perverse thing imaginable |
10/26/25 |
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By volume of posts, xoxo is huge. |
10/26/25 |
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Luna Lovehood and u smoking Dunhills off the Hogwarts Express caboose |
10/26/25 |
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Butt cheeks aka Jared Baumeister harasses adoptive fathers online |
10/26/25 |
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So Baumeister is a dark triad very online dork w a huge trust fund? |
10/26/25 |
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Chipotle Chadbro CEO adding protein to Starbucks drinks |
10/26/25 |
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Do XO Orientals Find Effective The Dig That RSF Is A Supposedly Mediocre Writer? |
10/26/25 |
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"SOOOOO CRRRRR! I LAUGH AT YOUR BITTERNESS!" <big tits jiggle excitedly> |
10/26/25 |
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One shot of protein … coming up u grunt from behind semi-transparent curtain a |
10/26/25 |
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Skyfall: Russia and the First Strike |
10/26/25 |
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spaceporn lets pitch a docuseries about your life to TV channels |
10/26/25 |
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Satanic "lawyer" extraction scams |
10/26/25 |
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online men |
10/26/25 |
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Friend got job as substitute teacher, he says there are only 2 cliques in HS now |
10/26/25 |
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Illuminated Emilio jumping off a page of Kells to lick your face |
10/26/25 |
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Gonna bust out laughing if I see "also known as butt cheeks" in a court doc |
10/26/25 |
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I received a text notification that xo volume is down |
10/26/25 |
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What is the most prestigious cell phone carrier? |
10/26/25 |
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Just gave my boss six months notice that I'm retiring |
10/26/25 |
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Chinese peptides are a total game changer |
10/26/25 |
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Chandler we need a new RSF song about his Reddit use |
10/26/25 |
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female lawyers are 23% less likely to be sued for malpractice than male lawyers |
10/26/25 |
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So RSF has a writing career after all? |
10/26/25 |
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Do you have regrets? |
10/26/25 |
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michael marin kills self after judge doesnt cite scholarship |
10/26/25 |
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Fuck Auburn… and LSU… and Tennessee too |
10/26/25 |
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Lex is KT Wall just fyi |
10/26/25 |
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You should probably avoid flying until the budget thing is resolved |
10/26/25 |
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Buttcheeks why don’t you wear your big floppy shoes and red nose all the time, |
10/26/25 |
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I'm a cucky sports nut short and fat. Here is my craft beer here is my hat |
10/26/25 |
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So Butt Cheeks aka Jared Baumeister goes on psychotic stalking sprees? |
10/26/25 |
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Kiev doesn't even have running water |
10/26/25 |
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Rank Azn pussy by nationality ITT |
10/26/25 |
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Why do latently mentally ill UMC women Shoplift? Do they also cheat on their hus |
10/26/25 |
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LEGO exec cheats at Boston Marathon because of his shrew wife |
10/26/25 |
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Trump’s ballroom will exist for two years tops |
10/26/25 |
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Andrew Cuomo gets endorsement of Elliot Spitzer - “it’s time for change” |
10/26/25 |
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Only 54% US born Hispanics can speak Spanish now |
10/26/25 |
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“Let’s go around the table and everyone say something u are grateful for” |
10/26/25 |
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why are there so many "gruesome" leg injuries all of a sudden |
10/26/25 |
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Nuclear weapons design is extremely easy to understand |
10/26/25 |
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"I'd rather be home with my ipad" -my brain during all form of IRL thingdoing |
10/26/25 |
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How do we feel about this half naked app girl? (RSF) |
10/26/25 |
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“I’m supposed to be studying for the bar teehee” |
10/26/25 |
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Farmer friend gave me bag o' sweet potatoes. What do with them? |
10/26/25 |
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Rsf and Tdnw need to accept they can’t step up to HYMAN tp. |
10/26/25 |
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do you like it when white women weeb it up |
10/26/25 |
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Our ape hunter-gatherer ancestors had a diversified diet but not like this |
10/26/25 |
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What if you’re wrong? |
10/26/25 |
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Who is Zadie Smith? |
10/26/25 |
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Poland's Birth Rate shockingly BOOMS to 1.9 |
10/26/25 |
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i can basically tell you the origin of every xo meme since 2004 |
10/26/25 |
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God disciplines those He loves |
10/26/25 |
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a sober weekend of sports, sex, billpig, scholarship |
10/26/25 |
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Things just haven't been the same since hours-hungry BILLPIG retired... |
10/26/25 |
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tfw no applebees waitress pigtails melancholy zoomer gamer gf |
10/26/25 |
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AZNgirl Asking Admiral Yamamoto Why You No Pitch Shutout? |
10/26/25 |
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Rank Jewess Pussy By Nationality ITT |
10/26/25 |
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how is it already December?! 2022 flew by |
10/26/25 |
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I’m sorry |
10/26/25 |
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israel is 180 nuke these kike devils |
10/26/25 |
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Resolved: Demolition Man was the best 90s movie |
10/26/25 |
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xo server hamster watching kieslowski colors trilogy due to decrease in |
10/26/25 |
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entire point of jewish "law" is just to facilitate slavery |
10/26/25 |
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Make Thingdoing Great Again |
10/26/25 |
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it’s already November |
10/26/25 |
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Extremely coked out Bob Dylan on the Chabad telethon |
10/26/25 |
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Remind me why the Boomers turned over so many US companies to Indian CEOs? |
10/26/25 |
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PS5 Outsold Switch 2 in September. OYT on suicide watch |
10/26/25 |
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We have 48 … 72 … 126 ICBMs incoming! Everyone, prepare to make a final cum! |
10/26/25 |
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This year did not get ghoulish at all |
10/26/25 |
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The real marvel of the Manhattan Project was consuming 20% of us electricity |
10/26/25 |
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Can't eat fried food anymore |
10/26/25 |
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Hilarious when angry homosexual gnome and totally not a fed Nick Fuentes rejects |
10/26/25 |
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Ukraine destroyed a dam in russia (video) |
10/26/25 |
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you can turn uranium into a gas using nail polish remover |
10/26/25 |
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Damn that Jewish New Jersey leach sock puppets on Reddit and xo too |
10/26/25 |
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My mushy boners aren't even 30% hard, can't fuck (whok) |
10/26/25 |
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Sweat building up where your bitchtits rest on your gut during depo |
10/26/25 |
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doordash driver delivering my slop “come get it lil piggggggyyyyyy” |
10/26/25 |
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Partner: fucking bill for me you little BiLLpIG." You: "thank." |
10/26/25 |
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SP asking casino for “non monetary payment” after winning Minor Jackpot |
10/26/25 |
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tfw no Sandra Bullock circa Demolition Man gf, interests: Mrs. Officer roleplay |
10/26/25 |
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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp |
10/26/25 |
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Nick Mangold dead at 41 |
10/26/25 |
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Smartest Guys in the Room about Enron scandal seems quaint by today’s standard |
10/26/25 |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
10/26/25 |
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Local pizza place “The Cuttingtable,” leafy 90s suburbia, Perry Como 🍕 |
10/26/25 |
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Golden retriever, mouse, BEAVER caught on Olivia Rodrigo’s *lick cam* (SFW!) |
10/26/25 |
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Proles ordering "DoorDash" slop |
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