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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Jaxon Dart's season is over. |
09/21/26 |
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advertisements = TITS with semen in the middle |
09/21/26 |
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Bellevue therapy dog named “Emilio” playing with poasters in day room |
09/21/26 |
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Do you invite out-of-town grandparents to your kids’ birthday parties? |
09/21/26 |
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The Penis can you think of one reason for hi res audio more than anti aliasing? |
09/21/26 |
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Candace Owen: “Blake Neff is a homosexual” |
09/21/26 |
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Walking through the mall with your sister and realizing she has great tits |
09/21/26 |
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How do you think celebrities manage money |
09/21/26 |
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if you're not getting your water directly from a birch tree tap ur insane |
09/21/26 |
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So MAGA was totally fine with Epstein's rape island but $4.50 gas was too much? |
09/21/26 |
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lex tp--100% SKITTLED OUT on dat CANDELABRA--lecturing you on the pre-socratics |
09/21/26 |
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an Islamic friend group is a paliphate |
09/21/26 |
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*** CLAVICULAR BUSTED! |
09/21/26 |
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lex, 100% blackout, SNIZZLED UP on byzantine greek scholarship at 2 am |
09/21/26 |
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About to set up my 1890s cuckoo clock |
09/21/26 |
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Wat does Anthony Binken do for fun? |
09/21/26 |
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Russell Wilson dusting off his jersey |
09/21/26 |
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Will young people ever unite against the common enemy? |
09/21/26 |
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Shooting giant ropes of pearly cum on her big knockers |
09/21/26 |
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Germany is collapsing |
09/21/26 |
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Anyone else NEVER get any requests denied on gpt for safety? |
09/21/26 |
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Drumpf: "And the Beautiful Arch is going to be armed with friggin' laser Beams!" |
09/21/26 |
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David Bowie - Love Is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy for the DFA - |
09/21/26 |
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You're absolutely right. I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me. |
09/21/26 |
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The Fake geography of famous events |
09/21/26 |
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It's AMAZING the Dems haven't developed a Single New OBAMA |
09/21/26 |
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I created the r/GamerDinnerDiaries subreddit |
09/21/26 |
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overcame desire by exhausting desire which is the tantric path of Buddhism |
09/21/26 |
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I'm looking for Llewellyn Moss |
09/21/26 |
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Tommy T has no response to this |
09/21/26 |
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Could you hold it together if you got hit with a diarrhea gun while driving? |
09/21/26 |
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Cindy Crawford's son KILLSELF at 27 after Mething out of his mind #BirdshitLife |
09/21/26 |
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Did spaceporn vote for Kamala or some lib third party? |
09/21/26 |
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Are any poasters on Raya? 8 referrals and 4 months later still on waitlist |
09/21/26 |
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What do you guys usually poast on Rach’s Web 1.0 cyberhaiku canvas? |
09/21/26 |
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I can proudly say that I have never had a car with Apple Car Play |
09/21/26 |
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I'm about to crank my hog again |
09/21/26 |
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Crazy it's 10 yrs since Kedi istanbul street cat film, feels like only yesterday |
09/21/26 |
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Rachmiel resembles Jakob Dylan IRL except even better looking |
09/21/26 |
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"blacked nobility" (Italian mudshark) |
09/21/26 |
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GM dropping Apple CarPlay from their cars |
09/21/26 |
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Stanford uses AI to looksmaxx an AZN girl on school brochure |
09/21/26 |
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Watching Muppets Christmas Carol & Treasure Island on a continuous loop tp |
09/21/26 |
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Apple Music recommended Seth MacFarlane sings The Muppets, 180 album actually |
09/21/26 |
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BangBus launches lesbian vertical LickSubaru |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: He Must Have Gone To Cotillion | JAP GF: He Must Make A Million! |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: Tanglewood, JAP GF: Darnell from the hood |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: Unitarian; JAP GF: blew an MTA ferryman |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: I Had A Debutante Ball | JAP GF: I'm Gonna Drain Your Balls :-P |
09/21/26 |
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So the Matrix was written and directed by two brothers who BOTH became trans wom |
09/21/26 |
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Russia has a new AI for Yankee ass fucking |
09/21/26 |
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TULIP gf: no free will, JAP gf: you're picking up the bill! |
09/21/26 |
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Outsourcing your political & financial decisions to gay law computer friends |
09/21/26 |
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Catholic gf: Pope of Rome, WASP gf: calls God on the phone |
09/21/26 |
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The insects always know. You can learn by observing them. |
09/21/26 |
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The Emeric Belasco of Biglaw |
09/21/26 |
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"So, do you kiss on the first date?" your uncle asks you at the Kings of Leon sh |
09/21/26 |
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xo board traffic down 90% as posters are all at temple for yom kippur |
09/21/26 |
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"But Chad's car has a carbon footprint," the BUSCUCK moaned |
09/21/26 |
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tOSU giving up 13 points to Lightspeed University |
09/21/26 |
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Clancy gf: manifestations, WASP gf: Predestination |
09/21/26 |
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Early 2000s soft core “solo girl” sites really influenced my sexuality |
09/21/26 |
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hey guys rach put me in charge of the bort while he celebrates yom kippur |
09/21/26 |
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New fuckboy Crate and Barrel Bryce |
09/21/26 |
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Gunnercricketmobile holds himself sideways |
09/21/26 |
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The weird sisters in Macbeth are named Hobart, William, and Smith |
09/21/26 |
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(Re: Subjugation of Ukraine) “Just checking in on this, thx” |
09/21/26 |
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Neo-noir: Emily Ratajkowski c. Gone Girl or Alexandra Daddario c. True Detective |
09/21/26 |
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pov: you're watching him claim his throne in my ass |
09/21/26 |
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Detroit Tigers home stadium renamed “Fifth Third Park” |
09/21/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
09/21/26 |
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"Thank you, ZoZo." *puts on Citypop album art ZoZo souvenir T-shirt* |
09/21/26 |
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Damn Vivek might actually lose |
09/21/26 |
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Will this ZoZo boy find his true love? |
09/21/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨TRUMP IS RENAMING “A.I.” GUYS! AND HE WANTS US TO VOTE ON NEW NA |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: Newbury Street; JAP GF: street meat |
09/21/26 |
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Justice Kavanaugh Blocks Missouri Voting May Benefiting Republicans |
09/21/26 |
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So benzo got Guillaume-Barre from eating other men's poop? |
09/21/26 |
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“Did the white man touch u in ur special place?” Tommy:“yes…my heart” |
09/21/26 |
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Mandy here, taking questions for a bit |
09/21/26 |
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my golden retriever is freaked out by her glow-in-the-dark ball |
09/21/26 |
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JAP GF- never been east of Syosset / WASP GF- never crossed East River |
09/21/26 |
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JAP GF: constantly whines to dad / WASP GF: gazes at his portrait, distant & sad |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: I'm A DAR | JAP GF: I Wanna Blow You In The Car :-P |
09/21/26 |
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Tasha Yar smirking as Borg line up to mechanically sodomize her anus |
09/21/26 |
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Mamdani teaching Trump how to empty his shitfilled diaper in East River now |
09/21/26 |
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pixelcat, sunnydayz, netdreams, fruitigeraero, leafnode cum ITT |
09/21/26 |
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WASP gf: *vocal fry* JAP gf: "Blow job? Nice try." |
09/21/26 |
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did boom die |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF- first kiss on cousin’s yacht / JAP GF- Poconos summer camp BJs are ho |
09/21/26 |
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"Mr. Senator, didn't that the website ROUTINELY celebrate naked weightlifters?" |
09/21/26 |
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me and Emilio tp waking up together in plane à la-Inception ending tp |
09/21/26 |
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The fall equinox is tomorrow. |
09/21/26 |
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JAP gf: pretends to <3 diversity, avoids it; WASP gf: politely avoids topic |
09/21/26 |
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Check out Sophie Cunningham’s new boyfriend |
09/21/26 |
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How to convince jafar tp Im NOT his elderly Jewish Floridian father in law? |
09/21/26 |
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thinking about building a little bread shack on my front lawn by the sidewalk |
09/21/26 |
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Had a dream I got hired at McDonalds |
09/21/26 |
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"but that money's for israel!!" (tbf getting ordered to pay child support) |
09/21/26 |
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Watching a backyard projector movie with luis & emilio eating faggy crudo |
09/21/26 |
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"Sorry, I only swipe right on tax-paying adult women." |
09/21/26 |
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Marcus Mariota's wife outs him as gay (TMZ) |
09/21/26 |
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if you read this you are gay lmao |
09/21/26 |
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Told barista she was extra perky today, she thought I was sexually harassing her |
09/21/26 |
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"WMAF" is an "English Chengyu" meaning "always take the sure thing" |
09/21/26 |
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was bboom rc horsch |
09/21/26 |
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sinologist gf comparing her dating history to an lushan rebellion |
09/21/26 |
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Request: AI generated video of Charles having tea with a Jet Black Congo Nigger |
09/21/26 |
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AI thumbnails and graphics are getting out of hand |
09/21/26 |
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why is FizzKidd/Diane Yap carrying water for jeets |
09/21/26 |
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the miraculous birth of TT (video) |
09/21/26 |
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Faith Ordway’s Labradoodle: am I a good poaster? Good attention to detail? |
09/21/26 |
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Night out with NYUUG (CSLG) |
09/21/26 |
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Sitting on toilet. Farted twice, now poop coming out |
09/21/26 |
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TT is a homosexual Jeet who exclusively bottoms for Whitey |
09/21/26 |
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Best Arch Enemy songs? |
09/21/26 |
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Ed Sheeran mutters "that oughtta hold the SOBs", launches into Shape of You |
09/21/26 |
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lighting a cig on the back porch, lawn mowers braying |
09/21/26 |
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British youth are out of control now (video) |
09/21/26 |
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New Found Glory - Hit Or Miss plays as your HS gf gets engaged for the 3rd time |
09/21/26 |
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Will this Twitter girl find her true love? |
09/21/26 |
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Evan39 friend..please cum to Wyoming... i have cabin |
09/21/26 |
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good morning i love men |
09/21/26 |
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happy jew day! |
09/21/26 |
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jcm rating poasters as 80s songs |
09/21/26 |
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Stanford uses AI to make Azngirl thinner & white guy black chick in brochure |
09/21/26 |
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Every time someone poasts about Fable I get Proustian flashbacks to Xbox c. Y2K! |
09/21/26 |
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Just farted |
09/21/26 |
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Does recorded music always sound better on vinyl? |
09/21/26 |
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No babe I feel fine emotionally, I'm only analytically suicidal |
09/21/26 |
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Chad Gilbert of New Found Glory dies at 45 |
09/21/26 |
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Hitting the clubs hard this summer with a solid new crew. Taking ?s ITT |
09/21/26 |
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Best music for heavy squats, dls, bent-over rows: Rammstein? |
09/21/26 |
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Ed Sheeran apologizes for apologizing |
09/21/26 |
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Where's the beef? Well, it's crammed up DF's anus hoal |
09/21/26 |
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NYT's Homosexual Game Review: Turds With Friends |
09/21/26 |
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Horror snack "Ceno-Bites" |
09/21/26 |
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BIGLAW is like X-COM one wrong move & some bald thing snipes at u from a corner |
09/21/26 |
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U Michigan--home of man-child QBs and sex pervert coaches |
09/21/26 |
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Robot Penis |
09/21/26 |
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Natural to start hating BARS/CLUBS as you get mega OLDER? |
09/21/26 |
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Terence Tao on suicide watch |
09/21/26 |
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Cons prepare to be angry |
09/21/26 |
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RIP CHAD GILBERT |
09/21/26 |
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Guess who just got stung again by a yellow jacket |
09/21/26 |
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ITT I rate you as a 90's Ambient album. |
09/21/26 |
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Can't believe I missed the Maddie Kowalski (FSU turbo-whore) story |
09/21/26 |
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WEDDING UPDATE; I just GOT KICKED OUT |
09/21/26 |
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Bizarre scene at a wedding of "IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE" types: |
09/21/26 |
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“Red Rocket” dating app surging in popularity among Millennial women (link) |
09/21/26 |
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