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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
what??
kink-friendly medicated chad
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
180 national mad cow disease
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
Mewling Demanding Gas Station
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
Mewling Demanding Gas Station
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
Mewling Demanding Gas Station
  02/14/05
Guidos.
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
Mewling Demanding Gas Station
  02/14/05
...
Burgundy floppy jewess
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
Mewling Demanding Gas Station
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
...
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
..
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
chrome forum police squad
  02/14/05
HAHA!
Magenta Fighting Station
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
Talking Stag Film
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
Massive Pungent Useless Brakes
  02/14/05
Interesting.
Tan church deer antler
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
kink-friendly medicated chad
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
Maize cuckoldry
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
Adventurous indian lodge partner
  02/14/05
...
Tan church deer antler
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
Razzle-dazzle Shrine
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
Mewling Demanding Gas Station
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
Razzle-dazzle Shrine
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
Mewling Demanding Gas Station
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
adulterous famous landscape painting
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
Maize cuckoldry
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
Stimulating love of her life
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
Maize cuckoldry
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
Stimulating love of her life
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
Maize cuckoldry
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
Rebellious cracking parlor
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
Maize cuckoldry
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
Stimulating love of her life
  08/12/05
...
charismatic stock car
  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
thriller area
  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
Multi-colored Property
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
Maize cuckoldry
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
Mind-boggling Violent Parlour Dragon
  07/06/06
...
glittery cream haunted graveyard
  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
Maize cuckoldry
  09/07/06
tytyty
Free-loading misanthropic stain kitty cat
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
Magenta Fighting Station
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
ungodly school windowlicker
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
Maize cuckoldry
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
bearded masturbator
  12/12/06


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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: kink-friendly medicated chad

what??

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)



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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: 180 national mad cow disease

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: Mewling Demanding Gas Station

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Mewling Demanding Gas Station

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Mewling Demanding Gas Station

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Guidos.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Mewling Demanding Gas Station

I'm German-Irish...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Burgundy floppy jewess
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Wazzup, coolie?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: Mewling Demanding Gas Station

Holy shit hahaha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

i still don't get it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

..

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: chrome forum police squad

I like the ascii art.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)



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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Magenta Fighting Station

HAHA!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Talking Stag Film

wow, that went right over your head

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Massive Pungent Useless Brakes

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Tan church deer antler

Interesting.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: kink-friendly medicated chad

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge partner

yes, that's right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Tan church deer antler



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Shrine

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Mewling Demanding Gas Station

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Shrine

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: Mewling Demanding Gas Station

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)



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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: adulterous famous landscape painting

Classic exchange:

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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis)

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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis)

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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis)

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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: Rebellious cracking parlor

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)



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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)



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Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: charismatic stock car



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)



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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: thriller area

Pee pee bump.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)



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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property

i didnt know god was black.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)



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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Parlour Dragon

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)



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Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: glittery cream haunted graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)



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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)



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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Free-loading misanthropic stain kitty cat

tytyty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)



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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Magenta Fighting Station

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)



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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: ungodly school windowlicker

Dangle, dangle.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)



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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Maize cuckoldry

Ah, Mormons...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)



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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: bearded masturbator

Cut or uncut?

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