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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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am I living in the twilight zone for thinking Trump's going to win |
09/17/24 |
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Sport rules that should be changed |
09/17/24 |
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The Arab/Israel conflict has a certain Roadrunner/Wile E. Coyote dynamic to it |
09/17/24 |
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Seinfeld scene about exploding pagers (season 2) |
09/17/24 |
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Trump reaches new high in 538 odds |
09/17/24 |
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ITT: Predict the new wars for 2025 if Trump loses |
09/17/24 |
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Friendly Reminder: The lies you tell yourself 👀 are the most dangerous |
09/17/24 |
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jcm rating poasters as works of entertainment |
09/17/24 |
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Real talk: If you own a 'phone' or keep one near your body, you're retarded |
09/17/24 |
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Arrested Development gag where it turns out the Bluths sold pagers to Lebanon |
09/17/24 |
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New Israeli lithium batteries last for the rest of your life |
09/17/24 |
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"The pager is blowing their nuts off." "Give them two pagers." |
09/17/24 |
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🚨🚨🚨P DIDDY INDICTMENT PDF - SOMEBODY ABOUT TO HOLD HIM DOWN🚨🚨🚨 |
09/17/24 |
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You ever watch a white boomer interact with a brown service worker |
09/17/24 |
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The Economist model has Trump with his biggest lead ever |
09/17/24 |
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Harris vs. Trump Polls: Kamala’s Debate Bounce Emerges |
09/17/24 |
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500 Hezbollah Fighters Brainstorming New Excuses to Leave Party Early |
09/17/24 |
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we're going to see record low turnout this election and that will benefit Trump |
09/17/24 |
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given the stakes for Trump, seems weird he's not trying harder |
09/17/24 |
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180 Israel makes every Hezbollah fighter's pager explode (link) |
09/17/24 |
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should i get a Dell or Mac Air? |
09/17/24 |
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I would vote for Trump if he lowered the coconut shrimp prices at Costco 2 bucks |
09/17/24 |
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LOL that megapoasters absent for years will "check in" then poast 8 hr/day |
09/17/24 |
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Nintendo won the gen? |
09/17/24 |
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Going to go out on a limb and say Trump wins |
09/17/24 |
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"we trust jews now!" (xo poaster citing nate silver's outlier projection) |
09/17/24 |
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POLL: Is Israel a terrorist state? |
09/17/24 |
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"All the kids are brown (alll the kids are brown), and/or fucking gay.." |
09/17/24 |
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Apparently Rome the city never noticed the decline of the empire |
09/17/24 |
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Tesla Nightmare - LJL at morons driving these deathtraps |
09/17/24 |
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The nation will be tarnished forever if Kamala actually wins |
09/17/24 |
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eric adams on diddy's sex slave ring: "nobody's perfect" (nypost) |
09/17/24 |
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Saudi TV: 500+ Hezbollah members lost all vision in beeper attack |
09/17/24 |
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if it's 270-268 for Trump then an elector will be bribed/killed hth |
09/17/24 |
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Finally, a daily compilation of the rus KIA |
09/17/24 |
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"no we stop being pro life when the cell globs morph into hungry venezuelans" |
09/17/24 |
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watched The Firm for the first time last night. haha wow holy shit |
09/17/24 |
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MSM: women who dress like sluts deserve to be raped (link) |
09/17/24 |
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Today was the largest mass-circumcision event since Genesis 31. |
09/17/24 |
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Do people Fuck at Burning Man? |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: everyone gets 2 free buffets and $50 free slot play at Trump Casino |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: I will make sure nobody drives slow in the left lane ever again! |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: every American will get $10,000 Trumpbuck payments weekly when I'm POTUS |
09/17/24 |
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Actual Romans got conquered by "Byzantines" and hated their shitchristianity |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: I will make sure that it never rains on weekends when I am POTUS |
09/17/24 |
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DONNA ADELSON TRIAL: Jury Selection and Review |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: I will cut your CAR INSURANCE in half, eat shit Flo! |
09/17/24 |
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The Militant Penis Amputations |
09/17/24 |
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good morning |
09/17/24 |
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People who claim "Rome" lasted until the 15th century are the biggest losers |
09/17/24 |
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Rashida Jones now instructing all staff to go back to sticky buns. |
09/17/24 |
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How many 8+” cocks have been up the avg law shrew’s stench trench? |
09/17/24 |
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Wow try saying or typing "the politicth of perthuasion" - cant do it w/o lisping |
09/17/24 |
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Sad to see my kids grow up |
09/17/24 |
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So an entire generation of Hezbollah terrorists are now infertile? |
09/17/24 |
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Clicking dead links from a 10-year-old thread |
09/17/24 |
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Microsoft lays off 650 Xbox workers |
09/17/24 |
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we're costco guys. these kirkland brand pagers get a big...BOOOOOOOM. |
09/17/24 |
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There's no fucking way Kamala is winning |
09/17/24 |
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extremely based Fuentes rant |
09/17/24 |
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2 jobs in "america" entertainment & ditch digging |
09/17/24 |
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Parks & Rec ep where Aubrey Plaza and Rashida Jones lez out for Amazon execs |
09/17/24 |
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TT's trolling for Kamala is truly pathetic |
09/17/24 |
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‘There’s no way that will work,’ Bond laughed at Q. |
09/17/24 |
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Pagers supplied by secretive Mossad division known only as 'JQ Branch' |
09/17/24 |
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Wile E. Coyote looking at pager attacks, holding up sign that says 'haha wow hol |
09/17/24 |
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Biden was a pretty good President all things said and done. |
09/17/24 |
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but the cats weren't *in Springfield.* they were in other Ohio towns. |
09/17/24 |
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Is Rashida Jones the closest thing to a 10 face? |
09/17/24 |
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For the record, how many bi-racials is Rashida Jones? |
09/17/24 |
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Rashida Jones quit Twitter the day Johnsmeyer retired |
09/17/24 |
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Prediction: KAMALA is pulling ahead and it won't be close |
09/17/24 |
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DEAL Team 6 member bites down on soft tooth, dies |
09/17/24 |
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Do you Birdshits realize how FOOLISH Trump makes the US look? |
09/17/24 |
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Under Siege 2 (1995) exploding pager scene |
09/17/24 |
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Last Chance to get on the KAMALA BULLET TRAIN to National Renewal & Prosperity |
09/17/24 |
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call me mossad because im blowing up your phone again haha. tapas 2nite? |
09/17/24 |
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KAMALA is being interviewed by National Association of NIGGA Journalists |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: "I WILL REINSTATE SALT DEDUCTION (which I got rid of)!" |
09/17/24 |
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Real Talk: RSF Prob Doesn't Know If He's Halachically Jewish, Prob Doesn't Care |
09/17/24 |
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FBI: "Why'd you shoot?" Blue-haired freak: "Because Trump threatens democracy." |
09/17/24 |
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Tennis Rules That Should Be Changed #tennis |
09/17/24 |
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*beep beep… beep beep … beep beep* |
09/17/24 |
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Israel deploying Haitian agents to eat Hezbollah carrier pigeons |
09/17/24 |
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Rashida Tlaib now instructing all staff to go back to sticky notes. |
09/17/24 |
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How did a GOAT song like Kiss From a Rose make it to the Batman Forever soundtra |
09/17/24 |
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Better movie, The Cell or Cube? |
09/17/24 |
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WSJ: Xbox lost the console war |
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SEAL Team 1 member died after deploying chute in wrong body position |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 2 former member and another ex-SEAL found dead next to heroin syringes |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 3 member died after gust of wind deploys reserve chute inside plane |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 4 commander died after shooting self in despair during deployment |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 5 members die after drowning in base swimming pool |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 6 member jailed after posing as an online dietitian to get nudes |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 7 member dead after shooting self in head to impress girl from bar |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 8 commander dead from fall after rope snapped |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 9 does not exist |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 10 member committed suicide after testing positive for cocaine |
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GOP Senate votes against protecting IVF. |
09/17/24 |
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montage of bumble 5s tossing MPA's mix tape into nyc trashcans |
09/17/24 |
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Board olds, describe the hype/marketing which accompanied "Batman Forever" (1995 |
09/17/24 |
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20 years ago: the intense marketing push for Batman Forever |
09/17/24 |
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Hey guys, can you stop researching which polls were accurate in 2020? |
09/17/24 |
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Iran’s ambassador in Lebanon wounded by exploding pager |
09/17/24 |
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U.S. still "liveable" friends? |
09/17/24 |
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How can you say NES had No Games? Ever play MONOPOLY? |
09/17/24 |
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I sell you 2800 pagers, my friend! |
09/17/24 |
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Report: Mossad hacked pagers to make them say HI THERE in Peter Gabriel voice b4 |
09/17/24 |
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Vance: “I lied about Haitians eating dogs. Nyuug still does though.” |
09/17/24 |
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"civil" "rights" that should be changed |
09/17/24 |
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How did the HOAX assassin get the AK-47? don't we have gun control the Trumpmo |
09/17/24 |
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“If you don’t respond, Ari will blow up your phone” *associate starts to s |
09/17/24 |
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Speaker Johnson Expels All Congressional Pages From Capitol Hill (The Hill) |
09/17/24 |
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Schrodinger's Cat both eaten and uneaten in Haitian's stomach |
09/17/24 |
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When you look at the big picture, Trump is doing great |
09/17/24 |
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ITT: I give you a hypo and you must choose a city to live in |
09/17/24 |
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first date unprotected bathroom anal |
09/17/24 |
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Drinks tonight? Trying 1 more time, hoping your pager didnt explode, haha |
09/17/24 |
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My mixed family suggested this website - really liking it here so far |
09/17/24 |
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The Mutilating Penispager Attack |
09/17/24 |
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"pencils down" "pass your scantrons to the left and embrace alcoholism" |
09/17/24 |
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Ortho Jews: Kosher Flip Phones | Hezbo Terrorists: Exploding Pagers |
09/17/24 |
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NY Post Front Page: Terrorist W/ Balls Blown Off, Headline: JIMMY PAGED |
09/17/24 |
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"BEEP! Check that pager, it's alerting you to the EXPLOSIVE DEALS at Marco Rubio |
09/17/24 |
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OMG Becky I caught him reading the Visigothic Code under his weighted blanket |
09/17/24 |
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Nixon was right when he said "(((they))) have a strange brilliance to them" |
09/17/24 |
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*pager explodes* “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended |
09/17/24 |
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pager pager muhammed jihad |
09/17/24 |
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It's pretty hilarious and telling that TT was treated like subhuman scum in Iran |
09/17/24 |
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ITT we speculate what was texted to the pagers to make them explode |
09/17/24 |
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"They're not even real women" ur loving gfs tears visible in glow of ur browser |
09/17/24 |
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Going to XO OHIO this weekend for a BUCKEYE game (RSF) |
09/17/24 |
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evan39, how much do you wish this was UR grocery store??? |
09/17/24 |
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Georgia BANS same-sex marriage, sex-change surgery, pride events,& the fag flag |
09/17/24 |
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Ya Becky, he looks pudgy, but his FUNCTIONAL strength is way above average.. so |
09/17/24 |
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''Oh my God Becky he owns the 37th-largest substack in the ‘‘News’’ cate |
09/17/24 |
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Nippon, why did you give up on Rolling Rock? |
09/17/24 |
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"OMG Becky! He snidely derides all restaurant food as Sysco Slop! so hot" |
09/17/24 |
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On the topic of Drinking |
09/17/24 |
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Rating poasters as islamist terror organizations |
09/17/24 |
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idk Becky, he's moreso looking for a Sarah Connor biker gf |
09/17/24 |
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imagine being a terrorist in lebanon with an unexploded pager |
09/17/24 |
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standing outside a beirut phone booth with a pager in my hand |
09/17/24 |
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real talk: edward snowden is a dirty nihilist lib with no coherent ideas/mission |
09/17/24 |
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Why are so many young people wearing pajama pants outside? |
09/17/24 |
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MPA what is your IQ? |
09/17/24 |
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The Hezbollah pager fiasco may be the funniest mass casualty event in 50 years |
09/17/24 |
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Any poasters wanna have an XO Freak Off? |
09/17/24 |
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CA Appellate Panel: OK for DA toxicology testimony - EVERYONE impaired at 0.05% |
09/17/24 |
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credited to wear croakies with reading glasses at the office? |
09/17/24 |
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