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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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libs need to stop whining about fake inflation |
07/27/26 |
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Why do Germans love talkin climate change so much? |
07/27/26 |
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Summoning Muscadine Wine |
07/27/26 |
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Mamdani opening 5 government run grocery stores, prices 30% below retail (link) |
07/27/26 |
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43 year old man calling his wife "my little goyfoid" |
07/27/26 |
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going to CompUSA to check out new shipment of computers |
07/27/26 |
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I can't stand Olivia Rodrigo |
07/27/26 |
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I can't creampie Olivia Rodrigo |
07/27/26 |
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are libs still attacking and destroying Tesla cars? |
07/27/26 |
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A Muslim or Mexican delivery driver just pissed in my driveway |
07/27/26 |
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Americans turn on (((McDonalds))) |
07/27/26 |
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Think a lot about Casey Anthony leading cops down hallway at Universal Studios |
07/27/26 |
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What is the GOAT "Can't spell X without Y" / "No I in Team" type saying? |
07/27/26 |
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rating posters as olivia rodrigo songs |
07/27/26 |
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Howard Schulz finally accomplishing dream of taking down McDonald’s |
07/27/26 |
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If ur descendants arent living in Southern Cone (Arg, Uru, Chile), ur done here |
07/27/26 |
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"7th U.S. soldier was killed today" <shows photo of a LOTR Orc> |
07/27/26 |
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I thought I was giving up politics in favor of creampies, till I realized |
07/27/26 |
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Gonna see Odyssey tonite; did xo decide if greatest movie ever or lib drivel |
07/27/26 |
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The Odyssey is about Brexit? That's fucking retarded |
07/27/26 |
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Photo of a golden retriever and a bonfire |
07/27/26 |
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computer man taking computer qs |
07/27/26 |
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McDonald's is demonic |
07/27/26 |
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Met niece and her fiancé this weekend. was this text message inappropriate? |
07/27/26 |
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Odds gunneratttt will poast 32 times in my next megathread? |
07/27/26 |
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Feminist translator: Nolans Odyssey is boring, insipid, and subverts the moral |
07/27/26 |
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Tracking my weight loss with Wegovy. Taking advice/suggestions/abuse/etc. |
07/27/26 |
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Cons, did you ever figure out why Mamdani's grocery stores are a bad idea? |
07/27/26 |
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insane that optimal financial strat= take millions in debt and never pay it back |
07/27/26 |
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biz idea: ai data centers with lazy rivers built into them |
07/27/26 |
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california LAND OWNER here, my property has gone up 350% in three years |
07/27/26 |
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Female ecologists call for "controlled burns" of sub 6'3" men from gene pool (li |
07/27/26 |
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Rubio to Orbán: "Dey say joo are a strongman." *slurps lollipop* |
07/27/26 |
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Tel Aviv orders Trump to deploy Rent-Seeking Missiles (Fox) |
07/27/26 |
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Bored Peterman explaining to BP how to do a Sprite Enema for the 5th time today |
07/27/26 |
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Flight delayed takeoff for 3 hrs- can't leave plane |
07/27/26 |
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"Government subsidies cause shortages" he said before chugging a gallon of milk |
07/27/26 |
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"Blown out?" "That's correct, Senator. Ludicrous that this warrants a debate." |
07/27/26 |
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All Of My Rapists Have Been White Men. Now I'm Trying To Change That. |
07/27/26 |
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Yes, my son. You've experienced your first trvke. Let us rejoice. |
07/27/26 |
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should i get my son a gaming computer if he only plays minecraft & roblox? |
07/27/26 |
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do you guys ever try holding your breath? I'm up to 5 min now. |
07/27/26 |
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Strapped in for bootstraps tp |
07/27/26 |
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An open-borders kleptocracy subservient to a closed-border ethnostate |
07/27/26 |
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Female in charge of Forest Service spent 5m fighting "emotional forest fire" (li |
07/27/26 |
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Hot lesbians licking each other's assholes in D&D game |
07/27/26 |
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Reminder: most women had full pubic hair until 2001 anti-George W Bush campaign |
07/27/26 |
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Life imitates XO: Griffey Sr & Jr listed as “Kens Griffey” HoF duo (link) |
07/27/26 |
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“A Height You Can Trust.” |
07/27/26 |
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Just put about 600 pennies in my dog's ass before he noticed |
07/27/26 |
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Do people actually poast on obscure message boards like Autoadmit and ZoZo?? |
07/27/26 |
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After food sells out at Mamdani Mart, New Yorkers demand "no new stores" |
07/27/26 |
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mixed race nerdy dork i know quit all Screens and became outdoors guide |
07/27/26 |
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reminder: can't spell gristedes without G-R-E-E-D |
07/27/26 |
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nyuug is mad at xo because if he even went to a TTT law school like chandler |
07/27/26 |
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a lot of significant price cuts on Zillow |
07/27/26 |
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Major League Baseball featuring Ken Griffey Jr |
07/27/26 |
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is my early 40s a good time to start listening to Tool for the first time |
07/27/26 |
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Rate Margot Robbie, 36, In A Short White Sundress (PICS) |
07/27/26 |
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Lowest net worth required to stop working? |
07/27/26 |
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Adam Sandler to star in new movie You Always Mess with the Zohran |
07/27/26 |
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You now need $20 mil min NW to escape (((Hellworld))), will be $50 mil in 3 yrs |
07/27/26 |
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"And we're having Powerful Talks with the best Leaders in Iran!" |
07/27/26 |
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Hypo: $1M for nothing OR $1M for every mile you swim across the English channel |
07/27/26 |
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why doesn't Telemachus use time inversion to go back and rescue Odysseus? |
07/27/26 |
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Do people actually listen to obscure bands like Smashing Pumpkins and Oasis? |
07/27/26 |
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Mamdani mart, where you pay whether you bought anything or not |
07/27/26 |
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guy in my 1L class exclusively wears early 2000s racist abercrombie tshirts |
07/27/26 |
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Shitcon friend thinks The Odyssey has a better plot than Back to the Future |
07/27/26 |
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Beautiful Dreamer (the song AND the surreal / ethereal 1984 anime) |
07/27/26 |
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No job since 2021. $280k in Treasuries. Trailer in Birmingham. LeanFIRE? |
07/27/26 |
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Done with the piano, I want an Autoadmit Poaster Girlfriend (XO 2027, possibly) |
07/27/26 |
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Emilio are you the same poaster as Poetic Dreamer? |
07/27/26 |
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I enjoy diarrhea |
07/27/26 |
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Hiker’s Smart Watch Reveals What Happened in Fatal Grizzly Attack |
07/27/26 |
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Groundhog Day: Man has to relive day 1M times to get obj 6 |
07/27/26 |
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Just take the deal my guy, it’s a vibe. Only 14 years in prison. (Luis to clie |
07/27/26 |
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just absent-mindedly typed "180" into the Google search bar |
07/27/26 |
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Halley's Comet poasting on XO in 2061 is gonna be so sick |
07/27/26 |
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Our Youngest poster (sharklasers) will be 40 in may |
07/27/26 |
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Maybe my next move is to move to Nepal and become a monk |
07/27/26 |
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ur old: if reality bites was made today it would be set in 2026 |
07/27/26 |
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π΅ Last night I let the TuTu talk π΅ |
07/27/26 |
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ur boomer parents making the last payment on their 30-year $105k mortgage |
07/27/26 |
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The Elements of Style updated to now include proper emoji usage (new yorker) |
07/27/26 |
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Kate Upton's jizzy lower back tp |
07/27/26 |
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Me and The Penis tp DPing Mrs. Whok |
07/27/26 |
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One dead, seventeen injured at Berlin Pride |
07/27/26 |
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"fathoming" |
07/27/26 |
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Lol at calling weed "goynip." Absolutely devastating for stoners |
07/27/26 |
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America's government-run schools perpetually plagued by chalk lines |
07/27/26 |
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Women call for "protection for the tallest trees" as wildfires continue (MSNBC) |
07/27/26 |
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Decolonizing My Love Life: What I Learned When I Stopped Dating White Men |
07/27/26 |
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Mamdani offers to compromise: govt run supermarkets will charge Bezos prices |
07/27/26 |
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"It was just a normal stature IRL but his emotional height blew me away mom" |
07/27/26 |
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Lines out the door at Mamdani Mart? The solution is to close the store |
07/27/26 |
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Ecobomist: if food prices are TOO low we get excess consumption *draws line grap |
07/27/26 |
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Cop gave my wife an "emotional speeding ticket". Legal advice needed |
07/27/26 |
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TFW no Lydia Hearst gothlite mommy gf |
07/27/26 |
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"She said, 'I'm 15.'" *flips chat transcript page* "And you said, 'UNNGH.'l |
07/27/26 |
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grocery store scene in Hurt Locker but it's ricky tp in office conference room |
07/27/26 |
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My rich inner height |
07/27/26 |
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"Hold on. *madly types away* Take a look at these Jewish numbers." "Yeah? So?" |
07/27/26 |
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So capitalism causes a dozen eggs to cost $8? |
07/27/26 |
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Can somebody put the schizo spammer in time out or something |
07/27/26 |
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Hypo: $100 mil but you have to marry 2” penis gook exeunt, or peterman |
07/27/26 |
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Safeway CEO to farmers: it's ok, we still sell your products at 500% markup |
07/27/26 |
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just absent-mindedly typed "wgwag" into the MS Teams chat |
07/27/26 |
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James Talarico has a 74% chance to say Nigga during a campaign speech - Polymark |
07/27/26 |
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If the store ain't makin no money, I may as well quit growing food! |
07/27/26 |
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Golden retriever friend prefers Hallbark channel movies |
07/27/26 |
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But Dad, if the government subsidizes agriculture there won't be enough corn |
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Gas prices swing 25% every time the POTUS farts but otherwise it's a free market |
07/27/26 |
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Mamdani's government department store selling Bucci bags for less |
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But Dad, if the government fixed bacon prices there'd be shortages |
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New government issue perfume Zohran by Mamdani |
07/27/26 |
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I want to coat each of you in lettuce & unleash a flock of famished guinea pigs |
07/27/26 |
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AgenticAI Girls With Asian Guys |
07/27/26 |
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We should make sure every middle class job in America is given to an Indian |
07/27/26 |
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Mamdani announces high-end government run steakhouse "Zohran's" |
07/27/26 |
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Mamdani's government run hedge fund "Will of the PE" 30% less fees! |
07/27/26 |
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"Nearer, My God, to Thee" plays as u pick up copy of New Yorker with XO on cover |
07/27/26 |
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Posting from da FIRST World (Malabo, Equitoreal Guinea) |
07/27/26 |
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Cattle ranchers go Galt after hearing about retail prices in NYC |
07/27/26 |
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Hegemon did you ever see bread lines at the PX when you was in the army? |
07/27/26 |
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Do cons know there are government-run grocery stores on US military bases? |
07/27/26 |
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(1) take money from people (2) use it to buy food (3) sell the food to people |
07/27/26 |
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Resource Distribution Idea: government-funded retail store |
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Oil tanker has exploded after hitting a naval mine in the Strait of Hormuz. |
07/27/26 |
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The real problem with Mamdani's grocery stores is they infringe on liberty |
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Russians were used to having plenty of food, that's WHY bread lines were news |
07/27/26 |
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Porky dorky nurse runs himself clean through with trekking pole |
07/27/26 |
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Tufts dad rolling up to campus with new David Guetta track blasting |
07/27/26 |
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Libs still refusing to link weather and climate odd case |
07/27/26 |
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Cowgod, rate the Current State of the PlayStation section at Target (reddit) |
07/27/26 |
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GF asked me why "beautiful penis" was in my Firefox search field |
07/27/26 |
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Billy Corgan's hair loss was weirdly rapid |
07/27/26 |
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Shitcons: Mamdani's stores will fail because people will buy all the bread |
07/27/26 |
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5 government grocery stores to rule them all, 1 jeet to find them |
07/27/26 |
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United Airlines cracking down on “kids in luggage” scam (link) |
07/27/26 |
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"I hope spacex does as well as crypto" *monkey's paw closes* |
07/27/26 |
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But Mom, the Hoover Institution says Mamdani's policies are misguided |
07/27/26 |
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Marty McFly machine gunning Palestinian jews in 1947, doesn't care if he dies |
07/27/26 |
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Resolved: Highland Park 12 is best value Scotch our there |
07/27/26 |
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They should do a remake of Back to the Future where Marty decides not to go back |
07/27/26 |
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Why I keep the song I was raped to on my playlists |
07/27/26 |
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πππBENZO ELECTS TO FILE CIVIL ACTION IN SHITVAX CASE πππ |
07/27/26 |
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I hate Shinedown's cover of Simple Man so much |
07/27/26 |
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REMINDER: Tesla will be a ~$4-5 Trillion company by ~2030. |
07/27/26 |
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Capitalism: everything costs 40x more than in communist China. EVERYTHING |
07/27/26 |
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