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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Russian oil exports through Baltic ports completely halted - link |
03/28/26 |
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pretty 180 that if life gets too shitty u can just kill urself |
03/28/26 |
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I just wanna go home and play Silksong |
03/28/26 |
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CONFIRMED: No 3D Mario in 2026 |
03/28/26 |
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$6 in 2025 realized capital gains, causing a $50 increase in turbotax fees |
03/28/26 |
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A lazy suburban Sunday afternoon circa 1996, magic hour daydreaming tp |
03/28/26 |
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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman changed my life circa 2012 |
03/28/26 |
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Let's go back to XO circa 2012-ish & do lots of BAM! and HYPO threading |
03/28/26 |
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Mine was the bort of Emilio, Beckersted, Beaver. A friendly fraternity. WTF is |
03/28/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
03/28/26 |
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spiderkash, Thank you for the compliment of great body. Gracious regards, julia |
03/28/26 |
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It is VERY UNFAIR that Iran will destroy energy supplies while we invade them |
03/28/26 |
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REMINDER: all the landing marines will die and Iran will be blamed for it |
03/28/26 |
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What do you see first in this photo? (pic) |
03/28/26 |
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kool kohen konklave |
03/28/26 |
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Getting increasingly angry as you scroll on your screen |
03/28/26 |
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I bottomed for jinx bareback last night (whok) 🍑 |
03/28/26 |
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OYT is a guy who works on cars earnestly a Scumbag |
03/28/26 |
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Searching Emilio or golden or retriever circa 2026 gives quite kooky results... |
03/28/26 |
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Sincerely have no idea how/why Autoadmit breaks people’s brains |
03/28/26 |
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Remember that 2016 meme: TRUMP TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES |
03/28/26 |
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Apple Forces British iPhone Users To Prove Age With ID Or Lose Unrestricted Inte |
03/28/26 |
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harry potter actor looks trans in their stupid tv remake |
03/28/26 |
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Ground invasion death rate will be somewhere around 100%, right |
03/28/26 |
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ROFL @ joining LOLFIRM 20 years ago and ppl still working there |
03/28/26 |
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i dont think ive eaten in a car in like 5+ years |
03/28/26 |
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Inception spinning top except not mattering if jafar tp is performance art or no |
03/28/26 |
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is jafar pro israel? i'm having trouble following |
03/28/26 |
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Gorgeous XO Iran just killed 100 US PIGS in Kuwait preemptive attack |
03/28/26 |
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Do they still not know what happened to Savannah Guthrie's mom |
03/28/26 |
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I just want to exist in physical space w/o the females in my life getting upset |
03/28/26 |
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Lob Friend wants to file with TurbotTax this year |
03/28/26 |
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Report: US hitting "water source" in southern Iran - link |
03/28/26 |
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Summon Cowgod: Please apply clique theory to popular book series (eg LOTR) |
03/28/26 |
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Who is "Send the dollar to zero" tp? |
03/28/26 |
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Hey buddy. Your whore daughter is not my wife. And you're a fucking fag. |
03/28/26 |
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how do you get whores up the hotel key controlled elevators |
03/28/26 |
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Egypt imposes hour, WFH requirements to address oil shortage - link |
03/28/26 |
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US Marines captured by Gorgeous Iran on Kharg Island |
03/28/26 |
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Israeli dick in the ass, Iranian boot on the face, The President, |
03/28/26 |
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Account Suspended |
03/28/26 |
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I can’t believe how shitty everything is getting |
03/28/26 |
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KTJ circa 2022 here. Finished court-ordered rehab. New Karen. First day. |
03/28/26 |
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“Emilio Estevez circa 1992” - who is this literal AIDS faggot? |
03/28/26 |
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Bongino => Dungino => Dunguido => Shit Guido |
03/28/26 |
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jafar reappears from the either, fully diapered, dropping nonsense on the bort |
03/28/26 |
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WLMAS | Karen Tatum Jones | Rudolph | Jafar |
03/28/26 |
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Reminder, jafar/backspace was never a good poaster |
03/28/26 |
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*sees Emilio Estevez circa 1992 poasting* *logs off for night* |
03/28/26 |
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busload of children screaming after sighting Emilio's greasy AIDS dick |
03/28/26 |
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Biz Idea: Stuck in the 90s Resort, rooms have N64 & VCRs, Pizza Hut |
03/28/26 |
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what do first year biglawyers make now |
03/28/26 |
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The Real Housewife Racks of Autoadmit |
03/28/26 |
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Is it rude/impolite to compliment a bitch on her rack? |
03/28/26 |
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How do some of these Indians get in this country they look like peasant proles |
03/28/26 |
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i love saying "circa." It has a nice ring to it |
03/28/26 |
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A lot of Iran timeline seems to be converging around Easter. May need to reset |
03/28/26 |
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Starting to think Israel didn't do this shit at all |
03/28/26 |
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list of people jmaw has beaten the shit out of |
03/28/26 |
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Rewatching Entourage, this is too heartbreaking |
03/28/26 |
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UMC autoadmit poasters still live like it's 1995 judging by console discussion, |
03/28/26 |
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It’s Always Worse Than What She Admits |
03/28/26 |
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u need to have internet-induced schizophrenia to even vaguely understand America |
03/28/26 |
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NYT: How an Immigrant from Uttar Pradesh, India is the New Face of Country Music |
03/28/26 |
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They turned a godly spirit into narcotics. Thanks |
03/28/26 |
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these actual demon people are trying to bring more demon people in |
03/28/26 |
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Can someone summarize Capitalism and Schizophrenia in 5 sentences |
03/28/26 |
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I make about $700/mo posting stolen XO material on X |
03/28/26 |
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honestly, ZoZo's schizo-spamming is the most 180 part. |
03/28/26 |
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if u arent an insane XO schizo spammer spamming ur gibberish & feuding ur insane |
03/28/26 |
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Rearranging your entire life to watch boomers suffer tp |
03/28/26 |
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how high was Tiger if they asked him to take a piss test |
03/28/26 |
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whok, did you pull your double life playbook from Jean-Claude Romand? |
03/28/26 |
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hither, hence; thither, thence; whither, whence |
03/28/26 |
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Golden retriever retrieve me the Rape so I can pay the people I had blackmailing |
03/28/26 |
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Who handles the philosophical matters in your house? |
03/28/26 |
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is rock climbing just a misguided attempt at making gymnastics hetero |
03/28/26 |
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"Haha truuuueeee" (my zoomer gf after I go on 20 minute rant about gassing jews) |
03/28/26 |
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someone actually once confronted me over posting detailed reviews on N64 forums |
03/28/26 |
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alright this is one giant entrapment scheme run by lowlives |
03/28/26 |
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*Of Counsel showing off a practitioner's guide*: "This is my book of business" |
03/28/26 |
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The Nigerian Nick Fuentes |
03/28/26 |
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Is this guy the Black Nick Fuentes? |
03/28/26 |
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Kantimental Philosophy (nü metal band) |
03/28/26 |
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"I can smell your Kant" |
03/28/26 |
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Twitter is furking RETARDED now, Elon has destroyed it |
03/28/26 |
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wry cooter |
03/28/26 |
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TIGER WOODS DEAD AFTER ROLL OVER CAR CRASH |
03/28/26 |
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I am a law machine powered by amphetamine and alcohol |
03/28/26 |
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The new X japan translation integration is black swan event 180 insanity |
03/28/26 |
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Wisconsin and Ohio are 38th & 39th states to enact IHRA Speech Code (Karlstack) |
03/28/26 |
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OYT did you pre-order Yoshi and the Mysterious Book |
03/28/26 |
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Can someone explain the MASE vs gunerattt feud to me? |
03/28/26 |
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new claude model is a "step change" in AI capabilities |
03/28/26 |
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Star Fox title rumored will it be 80$ |
03/28/26 |
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Trump offers to trade shoes that are 3 sizes too big for Iran's uranium (WSJ) |
03/28/26 |
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What is the State of YATMB |
03/28/26 |
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Asmongold dropping TRUTH about western game developers |
03/28/26 |
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Has Jennifer Love Hewitt ever shown her butt hole? |
03/28/26 |
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Lex and I just went to a candy shop together and bought faggy Easter baskets |
03/28/26 |
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cuttingtable we're on the verge of famine and people are "Tweeting" lol |
03/28/26 |
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jesus was always complaining about dealing with people who don't speak english |
03/28/26 |
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"AM I BEING DETAINED?!" (tsinah getting held down by 4 ruth's chris employees) |
03/28/26 |
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tommy t and luis are the whitest posters left here |
03/28/26 |
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Tucker rips mask of grandstanding evil kike, reveals petty evil kike (link) |
03/28/26 |
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Which poa's wife has the best rack? |
03/28/26 |
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UK: 2 admirals per fighting ship, 1 Adm per 800 sailors, 30k total sailors |
03/28/26 |
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Business Idea: Suicide Pods but u are with a NAKED AZNgirl as you die |
03/28/26 |
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market needs to drop another 20% |
03/28/26 |
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Major bathroom situation unfolding |
03/28/26 |
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Kind of feel like ass fucking a nigger bitch as payback |
03/28/26 |
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"Buy the Dip!" (evan39 desperately trying to hit his upsell quota at checkout) |
03/28/26 |
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Fleetwood Mac: The Official Band of THE Islamic Republic of Iran |
03/28/26 |
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Kash Patel's GMAIL Hacked, show's he's Chill 180 All Amerikkkan Guy |
03/28/26 |
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Qatar to help build drones in Ukraine - link |
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LOL @ Women bleeding out of Pussy for 30 years, but not maeking BABBY |
03/28/26 |
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does bussy surgery bring your virginity back |
03/28/26 |
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AfD head calls for removing all US troops from Germany - link |
03/28/26 |
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Is 'Fidele in Bruges circa 2003' tp, a bot? |
03/28/26 |
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NPB! Let's go fuck some bar sluts |
03/28/26 |
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I love men & women (designed for a distinct yet complementary purpose!) 🍇 |
03/28/26 |
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He died doing what he loved: spamming golden retrieverisms online to a dozen men |
03/28/26 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
03/28/26 |
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i have 3 years of cash should i become alex honnold |
03/28/26 |
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Can you stop mewing in the goon cave for 2 seconds and cum in this soap dispense |
03/28/26 |
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whispering "was it good 4 u 2 grimesy" as you unload in Elmo's freakshow test tu |
03/28/26 |
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Severus Snape Americans |
03/28/26 |
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JCM twerking on my tented crotch while her husband does the dishes |
03/28/26 |
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I <3 :P pussy |
03/28/26 |
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I’m convinced most people who wear “Dive Watches” do not dive and are not |
03/28/26 |
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What’s with every Gen Z guy wearing sweatshirts in the gym? |
03/28/26 |
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Rate this SA girl I bought for $15,000,000 (CSLG) |
03/28/26 |
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Thomas A Kempis was a heretic |
03/28/26 |
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Cuttingtable tell us your latest theories |
03/28/26 |
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For my friend, Gay Grandpa: Netanyahu confirms he funded Hamas $35m/month |
03/28/26 |
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Thoughts on my new Twitter Profile Photo? |
03/28/26 |
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prestigefaggot getting her cheeks clapped by an Argentine of Finnish descent |
03/28/26 |
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I've given XO my all. Thinking of retiring to ZoZo full-time. |
03/28/26 |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp 🌈 |
03/28/26 |
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Frutiger Aero began around the same time as Autoadmit - coincidence? |
03/28/26 |
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“Butterfly Lovers” Violin Concerto, an ethereal performance circa 1991 |
03/28/26 |
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Stacey Dash’s golden retriever tp |
03/28/26 |
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Autoadmit.com is the greatest walking simulator ever made: chill yet majestic |
03/28/26 |
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black med team twerking during surgery |
03/28/26 |
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Bizarre 1993 Terrier-Based Sega ad: "Woof there it is" |
03/28/26 |
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Iranian missile narrowly misses oil depot - video |
03/28/26 |
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mr. woof, open a hailing frequency |
03/28/26 |
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UMC women still live like it's 2005 |
03/28/26 |
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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp |
03/28/26 |
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Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.” |
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