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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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*Peterman draining a trucker's balls like a capri sun pouch* |
05/16/26 |
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Attachment Theory |
05/16/26 |
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Reporter: "why XO?" Poa: "it's there." |
05/16/26 |
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Me, Luis and Emilio going to a No Doubt concert at The Sphere |
05/16/26 |
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I forgot just how bad spaceporn's dive bar spaghetti story was |
05/16/26 |
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It's a feature, not a bug: xo's slowness makes you think before poasting. |
05/16/26 |
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biz idea: hats/scarfs/etc. made out of human teeth |
05/16/26 |
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Hey spaceporn, do you have any tips on dodging serious chomo allegations? |
05/16/26 |
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Biz Idea: XO, but slower |
05/16/26 |
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uh that's the thing Becky, its an engineering manual disguised as epic poetry |
05/16/26 |
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Somewhat Aspie guy here. Got a little "too political" with recent first date |
05/16/26 |
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Clavicular got mogged by his judge |
05/16/26 |
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someone repoast SP's old firm bio page pic - the one with the hairline |
05/16/26 |
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"Oh and Becky, get this: the best part is he's a completely deranged lunatic" |
05/16/26 |
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u rescue Doobs from Lord Halford, but he just repeats "doobs, rhymes w/ boobs.." |
05/16/26 |
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remember when we all couldn't log in? |
05/16/26 |
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butt cheeks tp just 'gets' XO. he understands things. |
05/16/26 |
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going to start greeting people w "you look unwell, what's wrong?" |
05/16/26 |
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One of the faggy parts of 2024 political shift is cons becoming pro electric car |
05/16/26 |
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Is the Patek Nautilus 5711 striver af? I can get a white dial "Piano" $62K |
05/16/26 |
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One of these threads will be top of the forum for 3+ days when nobody can login |
05/16/26 |
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Mysterious Poasting Abortion |
05/16/26 |
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Midnight Poasting Amnesia |
05/16/26 |
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Your AI gf: Unavailable because too many other users. Your GF: Same actually. |
05/16/26 |
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Missing Packet Aneurysm |
05/16/26 |
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what happened to the "doobs, it rhymes with boobs" thread |
05/16/26 |
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Meme Pipeline Arrested |
05/16/26 |
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Trump fellating Xi is so embarrassing Jfc |
05/16/26 |
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these are our last posts. i really liked it here and you are all 180. thank you |
05/16/26 |
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brief period of xo uptime is like a conjugal visit |
05/16/26 |
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STICKY: New AWS Backend Up and Running (Rach) |
05/16/26 |
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can't believe i'm still logged in |
05/16/26 |
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Xo server is in hospice |
05/16/26 |
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Chud The Builder just shot a guy (a nigger chimped out) |
05/16/26 |
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XO is a digital "lazy river". A relaxing slow-paced alternative to fast websites |
05/16/26 |
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"it rhymes with boobs, doobs." *pumps shotgun* |
05/16/26 |
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Reminder: doobs, it rhymes with boobs |
05/16/26 |
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doobs: rhymes with boobs, u: poast |
05/16/26 |
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Bump this thread every 20 seconds if you're still logged in. |
05/16/26 |
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*doobs standing behind Halford blinking "TORTURE" in Morse Code to cops at door |
05/16/26 |
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"Becky, you have to meet him. He coded a brilliant solution to the login glitch |
05/16/26 |
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don't see much point in living if i can't poast |
05/16/26 |
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Rach just sent me this email about what's next for AutoAdmit (must read) |
05/16/26 |
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I GET LOGGED OUT, BUT I LOG IN AGAIN |
05/16/26 |
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ok guys let's compile an official list of bugs to help rach |
05/16/26 |
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Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is" |
05/16/26 |
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Ur son and halford in bathtubs in a cialis ad |
05/16/26 |
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Made a poop sound and everyone looked my way |
05/16/26 |
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Spacepedo ramming his beet red acorn dick up his mail order kid’s rice chute |
05/16/26 |
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Then we learned the real virus was inside each of us all along. |
05/16/26 |
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"Who's he? And why is he so bald?" "He's here for the diaper party." |
05/16/26 |
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bald lawyer pulling up sullenly to Chuck E Cheese "Im here for the diaper party" |
05/16/26 |
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"I'm here for the diaper party," said the depressed lawyer |
05/16/26 |
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So Chris Spinelli (Emroch & Kilduff, Richmond VA) molests his adopted “son”? |
05/16/26 |
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"I'm here for the pizza party," said the depressed lawyer |
05/16/26 |
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Completely insane that people "choose" to get fucking "married" holy shit jfc |
05/16/26 |
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Real Slav talk. Check my Slav walk. |
05/16/26 |
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mount Everest is a veritable tourist attraction |
05/16/26 |
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So, here's the thing about the ZoZo |
05/16/26 |
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"We gave it our best effort. We left our diapers on the field." |
05/16/26 |
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A 29th degree TAURUS Becky? Like what were you thinking??? |
05/16/26 |
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See libs you can’t have a guy out there outting rich pedophiles |
05/16/26 |
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Billy Joel - Vienna (IMY2 Cover) |
05/16/26 |
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isn't proprioception crazy? |
05/16/26 |
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what autist buys a samsung tablet? |
05/16/26 |
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my last poast 8============================3~~
~~~X |
05/16/26 |
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This is our 9/11. Rach's backyard is the memorial garden. |
05/16/26 |
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Farewell, fellow poasters |
05/16/26 |
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Michael Sugrue | Adolf Hitler | Claude |
05/16/26 |
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*GoDaddy tech shoves shit into server* “I’m Boondocks!” *whole office laug |
05/16/26 |
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Gemini is my Dad, Claude is my Mom, ChatGPT is my gay brother |
05/16/26 |
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Official 2026 XO Summer Meetup: June 12-14, 2026 in Palm Springs (details) |
05/16/26 |
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Just talked with exuent on discord. He talked to rach and rach wants some people |
05/16/26 |
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Post in this thread if you're experiencing the login bug and I'll troubleshoot |
05/16/26 |
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"foes, its scree again" (dark disco fries summiting teewinot) |
05/16/26 |
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if I’m meeting you in richmond, I’m bringing home a clownskin rug |
05/16/26 |
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If only my ERECTIONS cld last as long as it takes to make one XO Poast |
05/16/26 |
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To live and poast on XO |
05/16/26 |
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the er nurse trying to call ur emergency contact horseniggerfaggot |
05/16/26 |
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(pearl jam alive tune) Oh I, OOOOOOAAAWWWOOH I'M STILL LOGGED IN |
05/16/26 |
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"Yes honey it's a law board" he said, Horse Cum Blast and NiggerFaggot on screen |
05/16/26 |
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kids buddies all over for playdate.I asked "What kind of pizza u faggots want?" |
05/16/26 |
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"Faggot residence, Ass speaking." |
05/16/26 |
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Would you guys vote for a KENNY/ASSFAGGOT ticket? |
05/16/26 |
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"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot" |
05/16/26 |
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He's Assfaggot, check it and see he's got an IQ of 133 |
05/16/26 |
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I love driving around town with AssFaggot |
05/16/26 |
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Using your one login a day to bump a 2016 AssFaggot thread |
05/16/26 |
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spaceporn cracks open door of playroom, holding jumper cables, "yeah, what?" |
05/16/26 |
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Spaceporn is a family man, a successful attorney, a valued community member, and |
05/16/26 |
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"will u accept a collect call from (robot voice) 'mystery meat roided PC gremlin |
05/16/26 |
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ABA votes to end DEI requirement for law schools |
05/16/26 |
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Thanks, Fox! I thought they had me! |
05/16/26 |
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Jap girl plays Mary Had A Little Lamb on flute w her pussy on Jap TV |
05/16/26 |
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ty for the laughs rach im going to miss ur world |
05/16/26 |
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This is Emilio when xo goes down and he can no longer poast (link) |
05/16/26 |
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XO Twitter is currently recruiting racists, misogynists, and anti-semites. |
05/16/26 |
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White woman's 19 y/o boyfriend fatally stabs her husband while they had threesom |
05/16/26 |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
05/16/26 |
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Deshi basara playing as server hamster ascends back to the wheel |
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Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey |
05/16/26 |
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Dirty jeet tourist goes swimming at hallowed U.S. war memorial (link) |
05/16/26 |
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Explain the gap in my resume? I was on the Hero’s Journey |
05/16/26 |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
05/16/26 |
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Your little sister picking up the phone right as your thread starts to load. |
05/16/26 |
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May 2026 net worth check-in |
05/16/26 |
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Rach: I beseech you, pull a Matt Damon in GWH and pull the plug. |
05/16/26 |
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what’s going on with this board it’s killing me when it breaks |
05/16/26 |
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Really thought Steven Crowder's "unwell" post would be a fitting end for xo |
05/16/26 |
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We've identified a pigeon discussion forum as a viable alternative to xo. |
05/16/26 |
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Im writing a song called "Don't Be Mean to Luis" |
05/16/26 |
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So Steven Crowder lost custody of his kids because he molested them? |
05/16/26 |
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Board having all three issues makes me appreciate it |
05/16/26 |
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Vibing with other men online, more than words (or poasts) can express |
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started watching Homeland for the first time |
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05/16/26 |
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Wtf xo still works into the afternoon |
05/16/26 |
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Watching the mask (94) for the 1st time with lsd tp in Emilio’s weho apartment |
05/16/26 |
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Bulgaria’s song in Eurovision is called “Bangaranga” |
05/16/26 |
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Really thought niggerstomper59 would be the last voice heard here for all time |
05/16/26 |
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Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception |
05/16/26 |
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Cons make sure to donate to Massie’s opponent |
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*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
05/16/26 |
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Cheerful teen lesbians lick each other's shaved mounds and tits (link) |
05/16/26 |
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Idris Elba TP chimpin out over Chud calling niggers niggers |
05/16/26 |
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RSF broke up with his Zoomer GF |
05/16/26 |
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can't find the GORGON tp's absolutely devastating screed about nyuug |
05/16/26 |
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I remember how shocked I was to learn that Whok is obese and brown |
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A law bort crashes…an Omahan dies |
05/16/26 |
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NIGGER |
05/16/26 |
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<board dies, goes outside for the first time in 20 years, pale & squinting> |
05/16/26 |
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Lord I was born a Cowgod man. Talking about Consoles & doing the best I can |
05/16/26 |
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THIS FUCKING COUNTRY IS SHIT |
05/16/26 |
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Hoping for an evening of wholesome and family-friendly content on xo tonight! |
05/16/26 |
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Evisa AUTOADMITTED for Islamic Republic of Mauritania 🥳 |
05/16/26 |
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🎶 Dumb and gay. Celebrate. 🎶 |
05/16/26 |
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What transforms a titty into a tiddy? |
05/16/26 |
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I'm so logged in that I don't know what to do. |
05/16/26 |
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43 year old guy spreads his hairy male ass (video) |
05/16/26 |
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18 y/o girls spreads ass, shows perfect clean butthole |
05/16/26 |
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STICKY: Board should be fixed + BIGCHANGES roadmap (rachmiel) |
05/16/26 |
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IRL shtick: guy who mentions AP all the time but acts like he's above it |
05/16/26 |
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Made a pop punk song about RSF |
05/16/26 |
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whok, let's create a backup for when xo is down. |
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if this is what 10/7 felt like then I'm sorry jews, I'll light a menorah tonight |
05/16/26 |
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Bucks Billionaire Birdshit Owner extorted by Gorgeous Chink AZNpussy |
05/16/26 |
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"I Still Log In" - This man is an "XO Poaster" who has nothing better to do with |
05/16/26 |
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MR. WIPE |
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