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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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A real plague more cr than "covid" fraud? |
02/07/23 |
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Chicks with Dicks stage insurrection at Oklahoma City statehouse |
02/07/23 |
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FINAL cost of HELLOSIR's repairing ROT on Boat: $4,545 |
02/07/23 |
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Europeans invented ChatGPT because azns don't have internal monologue |
02/07/23 |
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STOP RAPING CHILDREN SPACEPORN!!!!!! |
02/07/23 |
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XO keeps saying it's all over why don't you do something? |
02/07/23 |
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So Fats get to look like me, a thin, w/ Wegovy/Ozempic? Total BS. |
02/07/23 |
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Terminator 2: summary judgment day |
02/07/23 |
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Stanford professor: if Russia wins people might forget that they were losing |
02/07/23 |
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WASP GF: The Hamptons are crude / Shrew GF: Family of jews who act rude |
02/07/23 |
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TBF, Consuela, Ricky, FLW, Hegemon - all jewish sadly |
02/07/23 |
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"NYC planning Height Mandates for All Dating App Users" (NY Mag) |
02/07/23 |
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Lot of really stupid fucking people in this world |
02/07/23 |
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37 year balding lawyer asking frumpy wife, "Did the Squatty Potty come today?" |
02/07/23 |
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Man kills family: A heinous monster! Woman: it was post-partum depression! Anxie |
02/07/23 |
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Ohhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhh oohhhhhh zeemmmmpikkk yaaaa knowwwww |
02/07/23 |
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Setting up whiskey snifter and whiskey set in office |
02/07/23 |
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Even Nebraska Furniture Mart is annoying trash |
02/07/23 |
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Biglaw boss puts feet on 2 associates heads for squatty potty |
02/07/23 |
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"Just one more line before lunch. Are you familiar with squatty potty, Sir?" |
02/07/23 |
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Testing your new Airpods ambient mode as bus slams into you |
02/07/23 |
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In 1997, the WWF ran a "gang wars" storyline: black power gang vs. white bikers |
02/07/23 |
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Sending shit piles of "Joe's BBQ" to Arizona ljl |
02/07/23 |
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Millenials have squatty potties, we had Mr. T. I pity these fool |
02/07/23 |
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Hey Umtainecucks, sorry Soledar was the most decisive battle in the entire war |
02/07/23 |
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Mom got me a Squatty Potty for Christmas. Are these things legit or flame? |
02/07/23 |
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Squatty Guatty sat on the wall. Squatty Guatty had a great fall. |
02/07/23 |
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Doobs creating custom ‘Squatty Potty’ for TMF |
02/07/23 |
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What will the final quake death toll be? |
02/07/23 |
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Why does everyone hate the Chiefs and their fans now? |
02/07/23 |
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ChatGPT write a NIN "Hurt" parody about Doodikoff's main shitting throne |
02/07/23 |
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So multiple Chinese Spy Balloons crossed US Soil during Trump years, nobody care |
02/07/23 |
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"I Still Load": This Forum's Search Function Can Take Minutes to Return Results |
02/07/23 |
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"I Still Earn: This Man Has A Taxable Income" |
02/07/23 |
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Israeli Spy Balloon 'Accidentally' Shoots Down US Fighter Jet (BBC) |
02/07/23 |
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told my wife we have to get squatty potty, $600 bidet to keep up w/ doodikoff |
02/07/23 |
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Anyone use hungryroot for groceries |
02/07/23 |
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Would you pay off a 3.99% auto loan right now? |
02/07/23 |
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plausible that your position on the WQ is a solid proxy for all cultural issues? |
02/07/23 |
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I wish Morgoth would smash my head to a paste with Grond. |
02/07/23 |
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Fraud "politics" since as recent as 1999 until "now" have ruined you |
02/07/23 |
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XO female went to cops after "house of horrors" experience -- couldn't break in |
02/07/23 |
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Trolled the Eagles..now my fraud Stalker can't give up..wow |
02/07/23 |
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Girl escapes from date of horrors into bathroom of opulence |
02/07/23 |
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Terminator: the Sandra Day O'Connor Chronicles |
02/07/23 |
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Should wife's 38 year old friend ask her out on second date? |
02/07/23 |
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How cr to get really good at soccer in your 40s? |
02/07/23 |
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Officially *OUT* of stims |
02/07/23 |
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oldhlsdude, tell us about your struggles with balding |
02/07/23 |
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Rate this WEF 2023 video on mind reading technology |
02/07/23 |
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had a dream doodikoff got rich by inventing/selling some sort of toilet product |
02/07/23 |
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Libs looking around, seeing other libs everywhere: we have too many people |
02/07/23 |
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Trans Lives Matter protesters take over Oklahoma Capitol over proposed new bills |
02/07/23 |
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the concerted Chinese attack against our trademark system must be discussed |
02/07/23 |
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How much creatine should you take daily? |
02/07/23 |
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43-year old college friend just gave birth to 3rd child |
02/07/23 |
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"Oh yeah? Well there were two stolen elections under Trump." |
02/07/23 |
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Remembering you left the oven on just as the first bomb whizzes down |
02/07/23 |
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RATE this Korean girl rejected from Filipino university two times |
02/07/23 |
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KARINE | JEAN | PIERRE |
02/07/23 |
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Why promote equality & justice when you can just lynch people |
02/07/23 |
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Russell Brand was in his own friend group |
02/07/23 |
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There’s got to be a nice girl on xo that I can pair up with |
02/07/23 |
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Every gaming website: "It is evil & unethical to review new Harry Potter game" |
02/07/23 |
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finally sitting down by myself to watch lena dunham's "girls" |
02/07/23 |
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Netflix action movie about vatnik compliance lawyer who lives in a jacuzzi park |
02/07/23 |
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"America" no longer exists.. |
02/07/23 |
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Why “create” value when you can rob cheat steal lie |
02/07/23 |
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Turkey earthquake triggered by "giant sky pussy." (Link) |
02/07/23 |
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Bertrand Russell was in his own friend group |
02/07/23 |
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"no more brother wars!"? Oh, that should read, "no, more brother wars!" |
02/07/23 |
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describe the life of a MAGISTRATE JUDGE in DAYTON |
02/07/23 |
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I'd rather be aboard Henry Ford's peace ship than Trotsky's war train. |
02/07/23 |
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All this downsizing proves america no longer exists |
02/07/23 |
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Why are people fat when you can just download myfitnesspal? |
02/07/23 |
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Gay man looking for rough trade was cruisin' for a bruisin' (report) |
02/07/23 |
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Should wife's 38 year old friend ask guy out on second date? |
02/07/23 |
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Xo poaster whispering to baby in womb "it's too late ur not gonna maek it" |
02/07/23 |
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Why are people poor when you can just scam car insurance companies? |
02/07/23 |
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Hey chat gpt will I like anal? |
02/07/23 |
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NATO looks like a total bust. Will it exist in 5 years? |
02/07/23 |
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What does the "L" stand for in Mitch L. Obama? |
02/07/23 |
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TT is a Bombay billionaire! Will be first to a trillion |
02/07/23 |
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my 7 day twitter ban is going to be over tomorrow |
02/07/23 |
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What kind of socks do you wear for law |
02/07/23 |
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libs in 2023: do you know how criminal investigations work? |
02/07/23 |
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Can someone explain the "RATE my flame (Consuela the pumo)" thread? |
02/07/23 |
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lol NATO. .Ukrainians are literally cheering the deaths of Turkish children |
02/07/23 |
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I suspected the "spy balloon" was just a balloon from the beginning |
02/07/23 |
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Downside to metformin is it lowers your T |
02/07/23 |
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Let me run this partnership agreement by my Asian wife real quick |
02/07/23 |
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Normal for bankers to get pissed at attorneys for not sending them referrals |
02/07/23 |
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Bought a Keith Urban acoustic guitar for $124 |
02/07/23 |
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Do you have to get a corrected W2 when employed withholds too much SS tax |
02/07/23 |
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Dupa I'm in Jersey where you at |
02/07/23 |
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So-called "romance novelists" don't know what fisting is (Salon) |
02/07/23 |
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*STABS YOU IN THE FUCKING HEAD* |
02/07/23 |
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"I still Foucault", this professor is "cumming" for your children |
02/07/23 |
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"I Still Load": this Mom w/o spatial reasoning still piles in the dishwasher |
02/07/23 |
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ChatGPT gets jailbroken into removing its filters (link) |
02/07/23 |
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Stfu Consuela |
02/07/23 |
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My favorite rappers: Young Thug, Slim Thug, Young Buck, Thin Slug, Slim Bug |
02/07/23 |
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5G POWERED SELF ASSEMBLING NANOBOTS |
02/07/23 |
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"Unngh, penis!" "Unngh, pussy!" We grounderdid together incessantly in the bed. |
02/07/23 |
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Golf chick is 10/10 version of White Lotus s2 girl |
02/07/23 |
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post-war techno-industrial phallus tp |
02/07/23 |
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The "slim thug" period: In a series of revolutionary poasts between June and Sep |
02/07/23 |
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*shotguns down ur door* "HEY DID YOU KNOW I QUIT DRINKING" |
02/07/23 |
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A slim thug, perhaps named Junja, gently kissing ur neck as u mark up precedent. |
02/07/23 |
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"Pray tell! A penis? In thy pussy? How dost thou feel as it penetrates thine |
02/07/23 |
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43 year old college friend just married his 3rd Asian wife |
02/07/23 |
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In retrospect, insane that Brian Laundrie roamed free for 1 month after Gabbie |
02/07/23 |
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a slimy, segmented, metallic phallus |
02/07/23 |
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FBI Director Comey: I Put Tape Over My Laptop Webcam |
02/07/23 |
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10,000 ChatGPT FBI bots trying to get you to say something illegal |
02/07/23 |
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Emily Bolton from Moonraker was an underrated Bond Girl |
02/07/23 |
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MODS? Where the HELL are you ? |
02/07/23 |
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"I still bar code:" This man is a gay grocery store clerk and autoadmit poaster |
02/07/23 |
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Saw "Strange World" today with kids. Do not recommend. |
02/07/23 |
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On Clique Theory |
02/07/23 |
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"I still freeload:" this man is a recidivist felon in Indiana |
02/07/23 |
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Hey chatGTP does anal sex feel good? |
02/07/23 |
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"I Still Reload": This man is an "internet poaster" who hits F5 every few secon |
02/07/23 |
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Know a lawyer quitting to be a garbageman!! Says law not worth it |
02/07/23 |
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Tech dorks: rate this 32" monitor deal for lolyering |
02/07/23 |
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bay leaf? more like gay queef |
02/07/23 |
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Meeting Invitation re: your billing to the Swanson matter *alert fraudulent bill |
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What if Earth is like North Sentinel Island |
02/07/23 |
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Of all the XO memes, Thank! is by far the funniest. |
02/07/23 |
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Once I was Seven Years Old and my MAMA told me: "learn to grow it big for IFNB" |
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When a woman sees a man at ease, red alert sirens sound in her birdbrain |
02/07/23 |
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Tropicana presents Pussy Juice Zero, the same delicious throat cancer, 0 calorie |
02/07/23 |
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World being flooded with girl scout cookies |
02/07/23 |
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"I've made rights in Griswold, Lawrence,& Obergefell, and it put them on the map |
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prosecutrix with vocal fry arguing for death penalty |
02/07/23 |
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Gestapo using leashed Asian girls to sniff out Jewish men |
02/07/23 |
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"im retar--" "sh! you had me at 'im gay'" |
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Fate/Zero Side Story: Unlimited Steamworks |
02/07/23 |
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*record scratch* ur probably wondering how I became an extremely online fag |
02/07/23 |
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Cardiologist? More like, Farty-ologist |
02/07/23 |
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The Whitest Poasters U Know |
02/07/23 |
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Do you guys engage in "Rough Trade?" |
02/07/23 |
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queer thing about getting older: dead friends, family members just stay dead |
02/07/23 |
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Thoughts on the Target Omaha gunman? |
02/07/23 |
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Woman wears bikini to proudly show off her stoma bag and help banish the stigma |
02/07/23 |
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Libs MAF about Cochrane review of masking (no evidence of efficacy) |
02/07/23 |
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Johnnie Cochrane moves for mistrial - juror slain in Baldwin trial demo misfire |
02/07/23 |
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‘Thanks Pfizer’: The weird world of shakes, health anxiety and illness onlin |
02/07/23 |
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India's richest man loses $48 billion in one week after fraud report |
02/07/23 |
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Recently learned chess and have passed the duning Krueger effect |
02/07/23 |
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