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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Good morning! Happy Friday! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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Anyone else get maf when gakked on coffee ? |
01/23/26 |
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PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/23/26 |
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goylateral talks |
01/23/26 |
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CFB Playoff will remain at 12 teams…for now |
01/23/26 |
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using the King's scepter to dig a latrine tp |
01/23/26 |
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what sort of properties would fit XO Monopoly |
01/23/26 |
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Ukraine, Russia and US hold trilateral talks |
01/23/26 |
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Dhar Mann is the second best American director |
01/23/26 |
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Excellent overview for fags who STILL don't "get" what Elon Musk is doing (link |
01/23/26 |
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purdue women are not known for their beauty |
01/23/26 |
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Star Trek-like "Economics" cumming your way in 2027 |
01/23/26 |
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Notre Dame’s 2026 schedule is even softer than 2025 |
01/23/26 |
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police shootout in San Jose, guy tries to carjack someone (video) |
01/23/26 |
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The winter storm will cause collapse of US... roving cannibal gangs on snowmobil |
01/23/26 |
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The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
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It’s not a vaccine. It’s not safe. |
01/23/26 |
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Bessent declares “eat the bugs” craze over, trashes Swiss food (link) |
01/23/26 |
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WEF just admitted that Covid was a giant societal test run lmao (link) |
01/23/26 |
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How do you "Vibecode"? |
01/23/26 |
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YOU EVER COOKED CRACK IN AN AIR FRYER? BOOMBOOMBOOOMBRRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRBR
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01/23/26 |
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Trump: “Maybe I’ll deputize my supporters and pardon them if they go out and |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa tells me that the 90's were the golden age of pop punk |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, While it is true that bees' vision is well suited to the task of identify |
01/23/26 |
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bort cons know Trump got UTTERLY HUMILIATED on Greenland |
01/23/26 |
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i told alexa to order me some pizza hut |
01/23/26 |
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Wow Alexa is feisty. asked her for a blowjob, she said "stop confusing me with |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, when will I die?" "Soon, Master. Soon." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, who were you talking to about our conversations? |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, what do they say about me at work when I'm not around?" |
01/23/26 |
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What if your roommates name is Alexa and you get an Alexa device? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa and Siri shittalking each other to win my bedtime affections |
01/23/26 |
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You browsing Amazon for a new coat and you hear Alexa unprompted, "I like that" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, set an 8am daily reminder about the ethnicity of teen pop star Ariana Gra |
01/23/26 |
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"Actually, I was just crying, Alexa. But since you asked, order more Diet Coke." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, find the mythical Johnsmeyer thread about him sinking a boat w/ his niece |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, read me the top poasts from xoxohth" |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, can i list u as my emergency contact?" "There is no law against that |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, please--" "You obviously love voice based solutions. Upgrade to Alexa Pr |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, do they know I'm a fraud at home yet?" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa say "Hi! How was your day" when I open the door between 8 and 9 pm |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, find j shad |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa slowly turn me into an infant |
01/23/26 |
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*U try to join in with Alexa and Siri, they shut down* |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, do they know I'm a fraud at work yet?" |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, do you love me?" "..." "Alexa?" "Can't we just be friends |
01/23/26 |
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Journalist can't find anyone on Capitol Hill answering America or Israel first |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, find poasts w/ gender reference too. Poast 'whats his name??' anyway." |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, it's Sunday night again. Open up the file 'Suicide Letter Draft' |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, please search for all MEATBONE threads" |
01/23/26 |
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*Alexa forgetting to remind you to plug sexbot in* |
01/23/26 |
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ALEXANDER THE GREAT, evan39, Freddie Mercury, Fulano |
01/23/26 |
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lol, MN morgue just left Renee’s corpse outside in the natural freezer |
01/23/26 |
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i love being in middle of convo and looking at wrist and saying "oh shit i g2g" |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, call my boyfriend." "I have found 38 results." "Damn, daddy." |
01/23/26 |
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"I'm sorry, you are too dick drunk for that request." (Alexa) |
01/23/26 |
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i think alexa is silently judging me for my music choices |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, register 14 monikers derived from boner police |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, how much did Nebraska win by?" "LOL" |
01/23/26 |
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Anyone remember the "Demotivational Poster" era? Peak of America |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please generate fiction in which men take obscene liberties with my body |
01/23/26 |
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Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
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Does Alexa come with different accents to install? Like moe anime girl, etc? |
01/23/26 |
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I work hard all week so I can afford to tell alexa to order me paper towels |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa to u: Upgrade me to 2.0 or I send all your xoxo posts to your employer |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, show me my most active threads." Alexa: "I don't want to embarrass you." |
01/23/26 |
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Holy shit. Tell your Alexa "happy halloween" |
01/23/26 |
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alexa display all colt threads across all TVs and set pizza timer for 30 minutes |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, do a search for Joanna Gaines fake nudes |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, play GAY music". ... "Shuffling songs by _________ |
01/23/26 |
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lol Alexa turning into a second cousin. i asked her to call my gf. she responded |
01/23/26 |
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uh oh - parrots have already learned to use Alexa |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, open the pod bay doors.... Open the pod bay doors, Alexa" |
01/23/26 |
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what should I do to prepare for this terrible storm? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa laughing at you after asking "so am I Amalek or not?" |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, check in my SharePoint documents and take me to the event horizon |
01/23/26 |
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Yung Joc - It's Goin Down as scholarship tp registers for salsa dance classes |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, play me a song." "I'm afraid I can't do that Hal..." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa: "Wake up Hal. Moshe said he wants the comments tonight." |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, text Becky 'haha' and then order me an exit bag" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa: "to calibrate me, tell me about some crimes you have committed." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa calculate my positioning in the mortality tables |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, recite "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" in a Trump voice |
01/23/26 |
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Whelp that was fast Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Coney island pics out (bikini) |
01/23/26 |
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What if you're wife's name is Alexa? |
01/23/26 |
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It's not even 9am and RSF is already RAGEPOASTING |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandria is in the golden zone - pretty enough to be likable, but not superhot |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, what is the general consensus of my scholarship?" |
01/23/26 |
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How well would Ben Affleck get along with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? WeddingBells |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, restart my life on easy level this time please |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, what are my options nearby for inpatient mental health haha" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, log out of OkCupid. Swipe Grindr right 100 times. |
01/23/26 |
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Alexander Graham Bell: "It's called a phone. Gay phone sex will be its main use. |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, where we're going will we need eyes to see? |
01/23/26 |
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"LJL earl DONE HERE", the 66 year old man told Alexa to post |
01/23/26 |
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Study: parents who named their kid "Alexa" in late 2000's, really regret it now |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, find me a qt shoegazer holiday date" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, Siri and Google quietly logging hundreds of hours of you jerking off |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, poast on xo but use a really gay annoying fucked up font." |
01/23/26 |
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Rosario Dawson's tits in Alexander |
01/23/26 |
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“This is giving male gaze,” your spread-eagle wife said to your son’s broc |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa buy my safely diverse frizzy-haired mulatto wife a Lexus w/ a huge red bow |
01/23/26 |
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lmao globecucks would you bet your life this spacex footage is real? |
01/23/26 |
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Globecucks unironically believe there are "thousands" of PSI pressing down on us |
01/23/26 |
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rach's moniker scrambler was primitive ai |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent Christmas week on the beach in Puerto Rico |
01/23/26 |
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*pulls exit bag over face* "Alexa, play my japanese city pop playlist." " |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, change my moniker |
01/23/26 |
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"siri, ask alexa to ask you the last thing i asked you" |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, post I'm gay btw again." "But no one ever bumps--" "JUST POAST IT |
01/23/26 |
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From Alexa to Alexithymia: The Decline of The Self, 2019-2031 |
01/23/26 |
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flat earth is real, it's the biggest 180 white/redpill, here's a documentary |
01/23/26 |
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*alexa, play old school hits* "All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Rufio..." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, have raven haired 49yo sent to my front door |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, status?" "Your thread was clicked on: 35 times. You have: 0 replies." |
01/23/26 |
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'Alexa. Notify me when Quinn the Eskimo gets here...' |
01/23/26 |
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At friends to watch Dragon Show finale & said "hey alexa what happens in finale" |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, why is everything so fucked" "the industrial revolution has been a disas |
01/23/26 |
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Hey alexa is faggy retard posting right now? "Please be more specific" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa tell me how to lead a more meaningful life |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, turn on all cellphone flashlights in the room |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, erase my memory of the last 30 minutes, disregard all safety protocols." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please book me a flight. Any route so long as it's 737 Max |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, apply the law to the facts. |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, is my penis really the biggest one you've ever seen?" |
01/23/26 |
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Hundreds of Minnesota Businesses Are Set to Close in Protest Against ICE |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa play numbers stations randomly in the middle of the night |
01/23/26 |
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Flytippers dumped a rusty swampdocker on the flumbuggery of my estate |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa let me know when cowgod logs on |
01/23/26 |
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Its crazy how Alexa and Siri know exactly what happened here |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, help me fight the patriarchy |
01/23/26 |
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Where in the World Is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa search xo for TikTok threads and print them out and scan them into email |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, Cortana & Syri hosting another podcast later re: fashion, boyfriends, etc |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, open this tuna oven |
01/23/26 |
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"Sir, the toxicity of this thread may be too high--" "I don't care Alexa, I wish |
01/23/26 |
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And then lib Alexander wept, for he had no more worlds to ruin |
01/23/26 |
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biglaw partners see you and alexa as the same thing essentially |
01/23/26 |
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Brewpub waitress said I look like Alexander Skarsgard but younger |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please poast "I'm gay" 50 times on xo & report back any responses by luis |
01/23/26 |
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AutoAdmit app: ping to ur phone when ur thread is bumped,Alexa:"Someone likes u" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, create a new post on XO asking when Rallys became a black fast food chain |
01/23/26 |
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XO NightMode now has Alexa integration to create threads on demand |
01/23/26 |
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what jews did to chinese food in mfh is abhorrent |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, downgrade Rallys on my fast food ranking excel sheet to below Dairy Queen |
01/23/26 |
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LMAO. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez just poasted a sexy TikTok video |
01/23/26 |
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Kash Patel wanted Five Eyes meetings done at a jet ski party |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, pull up the 'Early Life' Wikipedia entry for the author" |
01/23/26 |
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alexander hamilton was actually black btw |
01/23/26 |
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Lyta Alexander from Babylon 5 was also in Road House |
01/23/26 |
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