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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Hypo: You pitch in Little League World Series this year. What's your ERA & slash |
08/09/24 |
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Do you cook lunch when you WFH? What do you cook ? |
08/09/24 |
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MAGA 2024 |
08/09/24 |
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son when i was your age being a slut was a phase in high school and college |
08/09/24 |
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Does Trump even want to win anymore? |
08/09/24 |
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RATE this MAF (Majestic As Fuck) Schnauzer |
08/09/24 |
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JD Vance rallies drawing fewer than 20 people (NOT FLAME) |
08/09/24 |
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Fit, tall 35 y.o. friend has sarcoma. Given 50/50 chance. What's going on? |
08/09/24 |
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Trump not ruling out outlawing condoms and birth control |
08/09/24 |
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I retired Jeff Flake |
08/09/24 |
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People are working too hard on Summer Friday jfc |
08/09/24 |
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Frustrating aspect of "Mad Men"- Don being so handsome & successful |
08/09/24 |
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tussled in open court in the lowest bowels of shitlaw today and it was a blast |
08/09/24 |
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JDVance is an ugly fat faggot mongrel married to a literal shit skin |
08/09/24 |
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Your wife, swayed by your argument, admits she engaged in fallacy and apologizes |
08/09/24 |
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How many tattoos does a woman need to = fucking one nigger |
08/09/24 |
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plane in Brazil stalls and crashes (video) |
08/09/24 |
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Your internet friend "Horst Kumblast" is calling |
08/09/24 |
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Is Vance going to score Ozempic from Gilfoil & Sarah Huckabee Sanders? |
08/09/24 |
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Donald Trump Can’t Get Over What Happened to President Biden (NYT) |
08/09/24 |
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USA 2024: 43yo Jessica Alba looks better than her TEEN Datters |
08/09/24 |
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Wtf USA has more golds than China now |
08/09/24 |
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WSJ: Nintendo is winning the gen, has already won the next one |
08/09/24 |
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"Babe, you kept saying 'horse cum blast' in ur sleep." "No I was awake" |
08/09/24 |
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nyuug in NYC vs RSF in Seoul, who wins? |
08/09/24 |
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There's no money in doing Good. Only in doing New. |
08/09/24 |
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Oh, lol: Trump thinks “asylum seekers” means people released from asylums |
08/09/24 |
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First time in human history a nuclear state was invaded by regulars. |
08/09/24 |
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Ukraine has invaded russia again (link) |
08/09/24 |
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Why do TV seasons the so long to make now? The State of AAA TV? |
08/09/24 |
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Why aren’t 5-10 new proles every day during election season? |
08/09/24 |
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Why aren’t 5-10 new polls every day during election season? |
08/09/24 |
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Russian woman tells ungrateful Ukrainians things they need to hear - video |
08/09/24 |
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President Operation Warpspeed deserves to lose |
08/09/24 |
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*Searches for email from yesterday* Outlook: here's an unrelated email from 2018 |
08/09/24 |
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"AssFaggot? boner police? honey what's going on?" "relax he's not a real cop |
08/09/24 |
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Day 20 since Kamala took the lead: Trump still refusing to energize the base |
08/09/24 |
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Summon: TDNW |
08/09/24 |
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How many debates will Trump and Kamala have? |
08/09/24 |
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7/11 was a part time job |
08/09/24 |
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Two newest polls have Kamala +2 and +5- it’s over for Trump |
08/09/24 |
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Rasmussen flips blue! It’s over Trumptards! |
08/09/24 |
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The anxiety XO posters are feeling is because Trump lost the people’s mandate |
08/09/24 |
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How do I double my money in the stock market overnight? |
08/09/24 |
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Why is Kamala now at +13 on PredictIt? |
08/09/24 |
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Flying to Cebu tomorrow. Praying for Luis today and everyday |
08/09/24 |
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What are the worst famous drinks? |
08/09/24 |
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Kamala's Asked how she will juggle POTUS duties: "Well, I have 12 arms actually" |
08/09/24 |
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2028 L.A. olympics to include drag competition. (Link) |
08/09/24 |
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hypo: the whole world turns into corgis for 15 minutes at 12:00 |
08/09/24 |
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We’ve entered the “Trump says he’s winning when he’s losing” phase of |
08/09/24 |
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Report: Russia poised for 21st century Renaissance |
08/09/24 |
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LOL, this is video of an actual Olympic competition - link |
08/09/24 |
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second choice husband tp |
08/09/24 |
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Amazing how many men hate women, yet women don't even think about men |
08/09/24 |
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I can't find a woman who can give a decent blowjob and it's pissing me off |
08/09/24 |
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Disgraced Illinois Governor BLAGO says her and Biden were both WACKED |
08/09/24 |
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Can someone paste the text of this article about Hamptons suicide-mo? |
08/09/24 |
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Luis is the Ramesh Srivastava of unexpectedly handsome public servants |
08/09/24 |
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US fucked up the 4x100 relay AGAIN |
08/09/24 |
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Election 2024: Trump 49%, Harris 44%, RFK Jr. 3% |
08/09/24 |
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Pajeet Pajeet Ur Breaking My Heart, why cant u provide me excellent customer ser |
08/09/24 |
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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits |
08/09/24 |
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Outdoor swimming pools make no sense in the southeast USA |
08/09/24 |
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U.S. Physics Team Brings Home 5 Gold Medals from 2024 European Physics Olympiad |
08/09/24 |
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Time traveling Emilio descendent circa 2458 (tp) is literally my dad |
08/09/24 |
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The price I’ve paid for marrying Mr. OK rather than Mr. Right |
08/09/24 |
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"Horse jizz. Yeah full Yeti. Hi who joined?" |
08/09/24 |
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Satan reigns on Earth. Hth. |
08/09/24 |
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'thee you on a bark night' (lab friend going as grimes for howloween) |
08/09/24 |
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Bumble should have turned into a place for beautiful women to met rich men |
08/09/24 |
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Fat KU cheerleaders showing you what’s up |
08/09/24 |
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How does a swimmer drown when they can just float on back? |
08/09/24 |
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Diet Coke is 18394949494 and libs are MAF!!!!! |
08/09/24 |
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Vance must take responsibility for the couch and Walz for the horse |
08/09/24 |
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Break dancing at the olympics |
08/09/24 |
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Does anyone have a hobby horse here |
08/09/24 |
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Kamala says the quiet part out loud |
08/09/24 |
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annual xo sturgis meet-up this weekend |
08/09/24 |
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These spaceships? Yeah. They’re ancient Irish. |
08/09/24 |
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Why did Buffett sell a ton of stocks? |
08/09/24 |
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The price I’ve paid for marrying Mr. BIGLAW rather than Mr. Sexxay (link) |
08/09/24 |
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thank you for the compliment of smile and hug |
08/09/24 |
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Trump: “I had 107,000 people in New Jersey, Kamala had 2,000 yesterday.” |
08/09/24 |
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millenial blogs about entering hospice (link) |
08/09/24 |
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Genetic female 9.5 is still married to her crippled deformed dwarf husband |
08/09/24 |
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Protip: drink 2-3 glasses of boiling water per day |
08/09/24 |
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A pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist for the table please |
08/09/24 |
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I smiled and hugged him but didn't say it back. |
08/09/24 |
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Black thug breaks NYPD female cop’s nose (video) |
08/09/24 |
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Minnesota National Guard Leaders Expose Tim Walz for Stolen Valor |
08/09/24 |
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height is flame--hot american actress married dwarf who played cousin itt |
08/09/24 |
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Retarded Trumpmos distracted by gender of boxer while Trump says no tax on SS |
08/09/24 |
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Reminder of how WHITE PEOPLE treat dogs. Ljl at "white cultural superiority" |
08/09/24 |
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This "Destiny" character is exact same Myers Briggs, Big 5, whatever as Benzo |
08/09/24 |
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My buddy at Titleist said GT2 is easily the best driver of all time |
08/09/24 |
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weird how Ukrainian troops aren’t stealing toilets and clothes |
08/09/24 |
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is it too late to become a litigator 😠|
08/09/24 |
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Would it bother you if your girlfriend gave you this compliment? (link) |
08/09/24 |
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Season 1 of Mad Men: Pete makes $300 a month, 1500ft2 is $30k |
08/09/24 |
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Almost completed my outdoor golf simulator |
08/09/24 |
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What Trumpmos are doing is elder abuse, putting an 80 year old up for POTUS job |
08/09/24 |
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Does anyone believe like 8% of Americans just changed their mind to Kamala? |
08/09/24 |
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kamala's favorite living rapper is tupac |
08/09/24 |
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"Trump on Republican Ticket As of Election Day" down to 33% on PredictIt |
08/09/24 |
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*Kamala flashing gang signs as she exits Air Force 2* |
08/09/24 |
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Should I watch Star Wars this weekend |
08/09/24 |
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dems will 100% engage in an insurrection when trump wins 2024 |
08/09/24 |
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Russia Declares "State of Emergency" |
08/09/24 |
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Women make a lot more sense as property tbh |
08/09/24 |
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Weirdos insurrectionists and freaks |
08/09/24 |
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Russian ammo storages obliterated - link |
08/09/24 |
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Waltz lists favorite movies as Seabiscuit, War Horse, Black Beauty, Freddy Got F |
08/09/24 |
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If u mock/defame/threaten VP candidates ur trash |
08/09/24 |
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Trumpmos seem genuinely OUTRAGED today. Did something happen, or? |
08/09/24 |
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So WALTZ ON IN to any of Walz Dongfeng Auto's 6 locations in Xiameng Prefecture |
08/09/24 |
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Vance: I want a serious debate with Walz, no horsing around - link |
08/09/24 |
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"HERRO! Dis a Tim Warz from Jingzhao Marketing" |
08/09/24 |
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Give me some perspective on Olympic weighlifting |
08/09/24 |
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Eggnog originated from ancient Swedes drinking fermented elk cum |
08/09/24 |
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"What if we brought back the Trump Truck Parades or something?" |
08/09/24 |
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A pitcher of boiling Horse Semen for the table please |
08/09/24 |
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Matt Taibi PWNED as Walz eats the entire pie (vid) |
08/09/24 |
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"Hello sir, I..." *briefcase full of horse cum falls open* |
08/09/24 |
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Had a nightmare that I was going BALD. It was a terrifying prospect. |
08/09/24 |
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Eating toasted almonds and dates for breakfast |
08/09/24 |
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‘And now they’re ingesting horse..’ *libs boo* ‘..cum’ *libs cheer* |
08/09/24 |
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Libs: Walz horsecum is different because nobody believes it! |
08/09/24 |
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FDA finally forced to take down it’s “You are not a horse” tweet |
08/09/24 |
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Harris Used to Worry About Laughing. Now Joy Is Fueling Her Campaign. |
08/09/24 |
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"One sec, babe, just seeing if horse cum blast has been poasting recently |
08/09/24 |
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HORSE CUM BLAST one of the most iconic monikers of our times |
08/09/24 |
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just do run a coup on your elected nominee to save democracy |
08/09/24 |
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GIANTS GAME TONIGHT |
08/09/24 |
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“The adults are in the room” sign greeting Biden at nursing home |
08/09/24 |
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IT'S CALLED A COUP MEE-MAW. LIKE THEY DO ON YOUR DRAGON SHOW |
08/09/24 |
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Is getting cancer under 50 truly random? |
08/09/24 |
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"Yes Glaucon, but what of the cock?" |
08/09/24 |
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Hey TT tomorrow is Chinese Valentine’s Day |
08/09/24 |
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what is our “president” up to these days? |
08/09/24 |
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Cackles, the tipsy clown |
08/09/24 |
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Lab friend is reading the Critique of Purina Wisdom |
08/09/24 |
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How is "Biden" spending his days? Is he still Commander in Chief? |
08/09/24 |
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Rate this UK anti-sex harassment in the army campaign (BBC-crazed blonde) |
08/09/24 |
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asian mother asmr |
08/09/24 |
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Have you ever wondered how Corgis handle stairs? Wonder no more ITT! |
08/09/24 |
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I'm not weird! *spends week talking about horse cum* |
08/09/24 |
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Marilyn Manson - Couchfuckers.mp3 |
08/09/24 |
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What is Gavin Chad Newsom's next political move? |
08/09/24 |
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''How did we lose the election? We had the best horse jizz memes?!'' |
08/09/24 |
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