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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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which major sport has changed the least in the last 20 years? |
10/05/25 |
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I just want to empty a man's balls before the day is done |
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Real cock feels the best when it's throbbing in my ass |
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80% of traffic is proles aimlessly driving their oversized cars on finance |
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evan39 it's "october" already ljl another month of fraud in the books |
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Bald opposing soccer dad tried to start shit with me. |
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I'm becoming increasingly sensitive to caffeine |
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Alien facehugger with Evan 39 |
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NYT: Your Wealthiest Friend Has a Private Concierge |
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Dems leaning towards a Harris/Buttigieg Ticket for 2028 |
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The Gentrification of Panhandling |
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*barfs cum* *returns after its been cleaned up* “where’s my lunch?” (Tsina |
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Which Will Prevail: The Egalitarian Ratchet, Zionist Power, or a Third Path? |
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They are really starting to treat these antifas like sides of beef |
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Describe your home audio setup |
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“DEI causes low standards” *barfs jello shots* “enough already.” (Hegset |
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Describe your home screens setup |
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Something shifted this high holidays, things are different now |
10/05/25 |
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The US allowing slop gen brain rot content targeting US citizens is a war crime |
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Too many homos and trannies and jeets...everything is gross now |
10/05/25 |
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my butthole can fart out cum on demand |
10/05/25 |
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Only 25 Weeks till Spring! |
10/05/25 |
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All homeless and blue haired trannies should get bussed to Portland |
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I've run out of places to LIVE in this faggot benchod WORLD |
10/05/25 |
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these people enter your home as guests and walk out as murderers |
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AP poll: PEnn 7 -> unranked. Tejas 9 -> unranked. |
10/05/25 |
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Load every illegal spic and african onto container ships and sink in Pacific |
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Pop a perc for Charlie Kirk |
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have you ever seen a client naked? |
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new Tucker interview is an absolute fucking banger (link) |
10/05/25 |
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I can play “Teen Town” at full speed on bass. Rate me. |
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Libs the real revenge hasn’t even started yet fyi |
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Has MAGA taken responsibility for murdering Charlie Kirk yet? |
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whores paid by actors in "world of men" (hell) use naive young men to launch |
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micro-entering jafar’s psyche to battle his demons & bring ur old pal back |
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Mick Mars and Johnny Marr have a "solo off" on UK television (link) |
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your CUTE NEIGHBOR is a HIRED ACTOR for your apartment's LANDLORD |
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Conservatives know they’re wrong, and evil |
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The Xbox Game Pass Situation Is Getting Ugly |
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What in the fuck was I thinking coming to Autoadmit |
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Bought a new handheld console that emulates over 10 million games (doodikoff) |
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Why no coverage of the Dept of Silencing Families of B-on-W Murder Victims? |
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trying to lose weight, but i can't cut back on calories. wtf do i do? |
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the price of wool is skyrocketing now no one wants polyester clothing |
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Mick Mars might be the more underrated guitarist of the past 40 years |
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Rate this UW prof leading angry mob against white boy across campus |
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Did Elon Musk actually have sex w Grimes? |
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libs, I’m warning you, do NOT come ITT |
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cowdog this painting is a sin against clique theory and God |
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What in the fuck was I thinking coming to Austin |
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World Cup early lottery ticket update |
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Rate this Redditor's tirade against Microsoft due to the Gamepass price hike |
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Why is Vance only leading Gavin 28%-22% when he has no competition for the nom? |
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Reagan judge calls masked ICE agents Klan members |
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"That's crazy I'm also a farmer haha! Engagement, mostly" |
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Trump judge: “old YouTube clips can’t justify martial law retard” |
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Stephen Hawking did not let total paralysis keep him from extreme sports |
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I spend nearly all my free time on escapism through screens. |
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libs are calling Kamala's step-daughter "the liberal Sydney Sweeney" |
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did night crew retire? |
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In my father's house there are many screens |
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remember that guy named bronx bum |
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hfs I’m fucking old (just bought a Harley) |
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Having kids after 37 gives you a 50% chance of never knowing ur grandkids |
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Tommy T's Ideal Wife is the Vietnamese Chick who threw a Grenade in Apocalypse N |
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The NEW Xbox is DEAD! NO NEXT GEN XBOX! All Hardware CANCELLED! |
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lmao Mark Sanchez got hospitalized by a 69 yr old |
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Don’t worry libs, at least you’re losing 30 house seats by redistricting! |
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Vid: Lib woman in Portland begging homeless cutpurses to return her iPhone 🤣 |
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Wow Texas fucking SUCKS ASSSSS |
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Peak experience for El Capitan climber: rappels off end of rope on livestream |
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Countries best suited for Indians to migrate to in 2025: |
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LinkedIn recruiter just messaged me about Texas QB position |
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"Mmm this is good. Floral. Could be a little faggier though" -luis at brewery |
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Need seeking arrangement help |
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Why did TSINAH stop making trips to California to visit CSLG? |
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Joe Rogan: Why is Israel blowing apart women and children? |
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I do family law in MFH. Word is RSF is getting ass raped in divorce |
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Lots of con voters realizing Dems have been right the entire time |
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Clapital is social "clout" you accrue from "clapping back" |
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why is trantifa officially directing traffic in Portland? |
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How bad is it to sleep with a subordinate? |
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"think of the Sybian as a refined instantiation of technocapital" |
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trump to bibi: "you're always so fucking negative." |
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Crazy no one my age has changed websites in 5 years |
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Niggers and white marriages are nearly 20% now lol |
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mine bitcoin at ur local motel |
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Why did they pepper spray a guy wearing a frog costume in Portland? |
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ICE is now pepper spraying antifa AIR VENTS in Portland. |
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They found your wife in a cardboard box getting homeless dick pushed in her |
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ICE wheeling libs out on a dolly (video) |
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Libs I dont think you realize how offensive it is to say Gavin will win in 2028 |
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fight the oligarchy! buy bitcoin! (27% bitcoin owned by 15 accounts) |
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975) |
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Mark Sanchez STABBED by crazed Tim Tebow fan |
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Julia is so hot |
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Hegseth: “To our enemies, W-P-W-W. If necessary, Enrique Tarrio can translate |
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Bros, the Logitech MX Master 4 Mouse just dropped. |
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Elon Musk is the lamest person that’s ever lived |
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So boom and even disappear at same time? |
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Remember Larry Eustachy? |
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Hegseth: "To our enemies: P.r.E.P. Gravens can translate that if necessary. |
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Imagine someone from the far future. What race is he? |
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I got a happy ending from a male masseuse and it was the hardest I ever came |
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Israel is just a life insurance policy for Jews |
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Kike Hernandez overwhelmed with studio exec, banking job offers |
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Why are Crocs popular? |
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I capitalize on human suffering. I'm an autoadmit poaster |
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Wait what was the point of all that work, where’s the teen pussy I was promise |
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Eddie Vedder says gay sex "only thing that got me through early 2000s" |
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Eddie Vedder: I'm goin' troony Chris Cornell: AAAA I'm goin Trooooony |
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Eddie Vedder voice: whoa I. whoaaaaa I have sex w guys. Yeaaah I |
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Pearl Jam's "Alive" but it's about technocapital being your real father |
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Seems like SNL/libs are taking it easy on Trump (bc of Israel) |
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Another fraud October "day" about in the books |
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renounce your family and pledge fealty to technocapital |
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Tried clicking xo twitter links for a day and now my feed is infinite politislop |
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hilarious that every streaming service took the kike pill & now has ads |
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How would you describe the smell of NIGGERS? |
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Visiting Harvard professor ARRESTED for hunting CSLG |
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Ricky's World (1997 Nickelodeon throwback Saturday morning kids show) |
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Game Idea: Someone makes an actual Game inside of Starfield's World |
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Thank you Lord for not making me dumb fuck mush brain gentile or a woman |
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2 billion muslims on earth, 0 science |
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In the anal sex community, especially those who identify as gay, this is commonl |
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Trump terrorizing minorities will fix my self-destroyed family. |
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Evan? Are you "awake"? |
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To TMNT theme song: TEENAGE JEW-SENT NIGGER MURDERS, TEENAGE JEW-SENT NIGGER MUR |
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If Starfield were an MMO released in 2004 you'd be able to fly everywhere nbd |
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Lawyer. Homophobe. Racist. Misogynist. Autoadmit.com legend. Father. |
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About to hit the scale ceiling (TSINAH) |
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10 Antifa cars box in ICE truck, attempt to MURDERCIDE ICE agents inside |
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About to hit the ceiling (TSINAH) |
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Cons sighing, beginning their 10th annual NFL boycott |
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millions of ACC fans are still watching Duke @ Cal as it nears 2 A.M.est |
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About to hit the debt ceiling (TSINAH) |
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Do most old people in america expire neglected and forgotten? |
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Cons will gladly watch a sportsball game between rosters foot of black athletes |
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they're mugging greta thunberg |
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Israel and Lithuania rated top countries for happiness in under 30 yr olds |
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SAM'S CLUB HAS XBOX ON CLEARANCE |
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Just doesn’t seem like America will exist in 20 yrs |
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Psychotic nigger AG nominee in VA threatens to kill kids of Republican |
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There’s like multiple shooting in state capitals and university’s daily now |
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Must be 18000 to find a loved ones half blown off face in garage from shotgun |
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Libs when you retake WH you shouldnt retaliate for all the stuff Trump is doing |
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Crazy no one my age has changed consoles in 5 years |
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Rate Scott Galloway’s argument in favor of Israel’s war activities |
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I'm becoming increasingly sensitive to cock |
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An intrepid party fighting through jungle in search of Allied Mastercomputer |
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