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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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morgan freeman narrating: "They thought LTM was just a schtick." |
03/05/26 |
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Muscadine, I saw a souped up Freeman 47 boat this weekend. Unnghhhhh |
03/05/26 |
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Shrew GF: Eww, that's demeaning. Freeman 2nd Cuz: We must preserve ALL liquid |
03/05/26 |
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gordon freeman hittin gman with that thanks will do |
03/05/26 |
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TFW no hapa tomboy gf asking randoms “Aren’t tamagotchis crazy bro?” |
03/05/26 |
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would kill ppl for gordon freemans job in HL1 intro level |
03/05/26 |
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"Oh my God! He's poasting in International Waters!" |
03/05/26 |
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he's got big dreams train dreams runnin through the tunnel make the ladies cream |
03/05/26 |
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Noem already using the Nuremberg defense |
03/05/26 |
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xoxo is hosted in international waters, right? |
03/05/26 |
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Getting separated from wife soon |
03/05/26 |
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CENTCOM run by children |
03/05/26 |
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Have you ever been poor? Describe |
03/05/26 |
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Haven't kept up. Is TBF still defending kike trump? |
03/05/26 |
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Mommy GF Battle: Elizabeth Shue vs Heather Graham (vote) |
03/05/26 |
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Female at work said book called “Height of a Salesman” and everyone agreed |
03/05/26 |
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Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!! |
03/05/26 |
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Wake up my ZoZo. Time to get diapered. |
03/05/26 |
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estimate how much time Tucker has left before he gets Epstein'd/Charlie Kirk'd |
03/05/26 |
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Tucker: The group behind the Iran attacks is... CHABAD! |
03/05/26 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
03/05/26 |
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*grown, college educated man laughing at memes on his secret internet law club* |
03/05/26 |
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"ZOZO" is one of the most feminine web 1.0 forums. I really like it here btw |
03/05/26 |
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Incel. The sequel to Microsoft's FreeCell. |
03/05/26 |
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"i just need $5k so i can release the funds" (sbf getting another $5k out of tbf |
03/05/26 |
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Hypo: $10M if you score 86 or less on 18 holes, 365 days in a row |
03/05/26 |
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Zero Dark Thirty except it's about cowgod tp leading a Forcememe SEAL Team |
03/05/26 |
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"Ah, an educated man." |
03/05/26 |
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Trump: “We have to lighten up on illegal immigration. They’re cheap workers |
03/05/26 |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
03/05/26 |
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Millennials anachronistically think console launches are like the 90s |
03/05/26 |
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Jafar is 2 weeks away from building a nuclear weapon |
03/05/26 |
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"Hummus" is one of the most feminine foods. Impossible to feel manly eating it |
03/05/26 |
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You have to be very stupid to not realize the Torah is the direct word of G d |
03/05/26 |
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If you still support Trump buy this yard sign |
03/05/26 |
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LIBS WE DONT CARE HOW MUCH TRUMP PUTS ISRAEL FIRST WE WONT ADMIT WE WERE WRONG |
03/05/26 |
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C12 posts lengthy screed bending knee to Trump |
03/05/26 |
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Never heard a legit non-israel reason why a golden retriever can't practice law |
03/05/26 |
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First day ever concealed carrying today, taking Questions |
03/05/26 |
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Lol at jews thinking they're gonna build a third temple |
03/05/26 |
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Is it bad the WH Chief of Staff is literally an Israeli spy? |
03/05/26 |
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*sticks gum in a jew's sidelocks* |
03/05/26 |
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One of my life’s goals is to NEVER set foot in India or China |
03/05/26 |
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Asking For Sex With Askav |
03/05/26 |
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cowshit did you see the big news on Bloomberg |
03/05/26 |
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Who said Sugar Gay? I'll beat your fuckin' ass! |
03/05/26 |
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I don’t get the “x console has no games” meme. Every console has tons of g |
03/05/26 |
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Are all short men “incels”? Trying to figure this out |
03/05/26 |
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Should we be respecting “incels” more than this? |
03/05/26 |
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hehe grrrr hehe |
03/05/26 |
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IMMODEST SELFISH FUCKING SPIRITUALLY DEAD WHORE |
03/05/26 |
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Arab foreign ministers to hold emergency meeting Sunday |
03/05/26 |
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Post itt and I will assign your Poasting Twin |
03/05/26 |
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ITT: post best videos of jeets getting clocked on/by trains |
03/05/26 |
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cowgod is emblematic of the decline of XO more than any other single poster |
03/05/26 |
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wtf do you call Caleb Hammer’s phenotype? And how many xoer’s share it? |
03/05/26 |
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Report: Arab Gulf states want Trump to continue war - link |
03/05/26 |
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hamburger nation |
03/05/26 |
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grrr Israel haha |
03/05/26 |
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ZoZo nowadays is just an interactive haiku performance artspace |
03/05/26 |
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Iran’s cluster warheads seem to be working pretty well against israel |
03/05/26 |
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The Satan is giving away FREE CANDY |
03/05/26 |
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The Current Thing tp |
03/05/26 |
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There's no way that guy on twitter is actually JJC right? |
03/05/26 |
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Why don't Women ever take incels at face value |
03/05/26 |
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Kristi Noem's final act before getting fired was lying to congress |
03/05/26 |
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"If you want a vision of the future, imagine MASE saying "Fuck Drumpf" online, f |
03/05/26 |
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"I can't, my white boyfriend" (askav) |
03/05/26 |
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"this is ai btw" (askav probably) |
03/05/26 |
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I miss ASKAV more than any other poster |
03/05/26 |
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"lowkenuinely though, i think it's gonna be ok" (askav probably) |
03/05/26 |
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I read threads with jshad, guy., C+C, solzy & askav like a Star Fox dialogue |
03/05/26 |
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Can't believe askav was posting about limerence in 2025 |
03/05/26 |
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Kristi Noem appears to have traveled to El Salvador for a gangbang |
03/05/26 |
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So we're gonna have a guy named 'Markwayne' in charge of national security? |
03/05/26 |
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Groyper roll call. Who is voting D as per Nick's command? |
03/05/26 |
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*hegseth writing "hair gel, twitter" on qualifications section of secdef applica |
03/05/26 |
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AMERICA FIRST in line after Israel's blood lust and other needs |
03/05/26 |
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XO Today: Jews & Muzzie Terrorists Unite vs Gooks & Chinks In Hummus Debate |
03/05/26 |
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Iran War now guaranteed to spiral into WW3 |
03/05/26 |
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Which poaster is incel adams tp? He is absolutely crushing it this week |
03/05/26 |
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Can someone explain to me why it's prestigious to work for the DOJ? |
03/05/26 |
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WBC OPENING MATCH TAIWAN V AUSTRALIA |
03/05/26 |
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DHS Nominee Markwayne Mullin hiding from peaceful protesters |
03/05/26 |
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A WGWAG Haiku |
03/05/26 |
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man this place gets stupidly carried away w whatever the current thing is |
03/05/26 |
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Your great grandsons in 2126: they slandered Jews saying they raped and ate kids |
03/05/26 |
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Antisemitism reaching escape velocity |
03/05/26 |
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Sarah Hyland phone hack has vids, lesbian stuff, 3some, butthole pics |
03/05/26 |
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1980's West German culture was so lulzy and campy - video |
03/05/26 |
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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp |
03/05/26 |
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Abos can't be fully human. They are more retarded than the stupidest nigs/browns |
03/05/26 |
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Noem out as DHS Secretary, in as OnlyFans model |
03/05/26 |
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The Starlight Barking, read by your posh mommy gf, Catherine of Wales |
03/05/26 |
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These old girls have earned their rest *ZoZo server, hamster sigh in peace* |
03/05/26 |
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felix the cat and istanbul street cat sharing a bowl of milk in Heaven |
03/05/26 |
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the fine art of the thread topic title or: the most prestigious haiku in the wor |
03/05/26 |
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Alysa Liu in blue dress charging her Sailor Moon wand v. Eileen Gu |
03/05/26 |
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All I know about Modern Family is it includes Sarah Hyland's ass |
03/05/26 |
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Male Anal Sex Expert. Most people just call me MASE though. |
03/05/26 |
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The last word, w exclamation mark, is 180, haiku sort of thing. Sad! |
03/05/26 |
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Why are libs spamming so much this week? |
03/05/26 |
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JFKsgiving: a haiku |
03/05/26 |
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The Rock but Hummel reflexively VX gasses San Fran upon waking from 30 year coma |
03/05/26 |
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Ms. Frizzle piloting the Magic School Bus into a gunnerattt subthread wasteland |
03/05/26 |
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bort antisemites voted for the most pro-Israel POTUS since Israel was founded |
03/05/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
03/05/26 |
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I write haiku to emotionally process bad dates |
03/05/26 |
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ITT, rating you as an XO-theme haiku I will compose on the spot |
03/05/26 |
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Noem goes nuclear, tells reporter she blew Trump on AF1 on multiple occasions |
03/05/26 |
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Challenge. Shrew GF / 2nd cousin thread title. Has to be a Haiku.... |
03/05/26 |
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a haiku about mario kart |
03/05/26 |
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Trump endorses child sex changes with 'written approval of both parents' (link) |
03/05/26 |
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$20,000,000, but you can only speak in Haiku.... |
03/05/26 |
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I only make threads whose titles can be construed as perfect haikus |
03/05/26 |
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Haiku in the key of cowshit |
03/05/26 |
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i think it's time for another xo-themed haiku thread |
03/05/26 |
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still don't get why females love pastries, flour/sugar and dessert so much |
03/05/26 |
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Could you summarize your post in the form of a haiku? TYIA |
03/05/26 |
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"Senator, just consider a unit of 'tp' as a line of haiku." |
03/05/26 |
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A Haiku: Is this what I am? Elevator to ten please. Office to office. |
03/05/26 |
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Big explosion outside of Tehran - video |
03/05/26 |
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whatever happened to the thing with the good morning america hosts mom |
03/05/26 |
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Some people like pickles tp more than cucumbers tp |
03/05/26 |
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Glenn Beck Interviews George Washington about Iran War |
03/05/26 |
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Nuclear-hardened shelters for AI datacenters being built - link |
03/05/26 |
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grok, should I start a land war in Asia? |
03/05/26 |
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🎶 if you got bad news, he's gonna serve the Jews -- Markwayne |
03/05/26 |
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i'm a 45 year old man and i'm in love 😍 lmao |
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Report: US aircraft crashes in Iraq - link |
03/05/26 |
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so basically, the Jews won |
03/05/26 |
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Huge cloud of orange smoke over Tel Aviv after missile strike - video |
03/05/26 |
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And then Gemini said, “This is Caesar-level planning! Kurds will be great gro |
03/05/26 |
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MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA Congratulates Salesman Of The Month Markwayne Mullin |
03/05/26 |
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Tucker Carlson's business gets robbed in multi-million heist |
03/05/26 |
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Fuentes voting Democrat in 2028 |
03/05/26 |
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JJC "WestsideLAGuy" career path |
03/05/26 |
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"The flight plan lists me, my men, and Markwayne, but none of you!" |
03/05/26 |
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Why is the UK failing so bad economically? |
03/05/26 |
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Markwayne Mark and the Jewy Bunch |
03/05/26 |
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'Markwayne' to the tune of Eric Clapton's 'Cocaine' |
03/05/26 |
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Mustaine should have let his bandmates sing a few songs |
03/05/26 |
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Trump VETOES pick of Morton Khameini Jr. as successor - link |
03/05/26 |
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Markwayne Mullin was Jeff Foxworthy's Warm-Up Act from 1997-2003 |
03/05/26 |
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Current Ayatollah Thinks Sen. Markwayne Mullin Was Star Of 1992 Comedy Film |
03/05/26 |
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Just got written parental approval for my Ayatollah's sex change. Cons? |
03/05/26 |
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new ICE director is only 5'8" and uses lifts (pic) |
03/05/26 |
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Use the diaper Star Fox! |
03/05/26 |
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The escaped inmates have been ID'd as Markwayne Mullin, JimBob McIver, & Ja'Mari |
03/05/26 |
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spiritual chad tp |
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