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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
05/16/26 |
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Spaceporn is a family man, a successful attorney, a valued community member, and |
05/16/26 |
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Guy at my work calls himself the tickle crane |
05/16/26 |
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the absolute Gate of Gaming |
05/16/26 |
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Pounders is an outrage if ur lifting in briefs Pounders is an outage if u wont s |
05/16/26 |
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$5000 sitting in cash at Schwab. What should I buy? |
05/16/26 |
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Trevor Lawrence haters can eat it from the back. Jags will win it all. |
05/16/26 |
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Contemporary of Charles Ponzi who stole more but we don't remember him |
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COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA |
05/16/26 |
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Please poast your name, contact info, and SSN here in case this is the end. |
05/16/26 |
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🚨 UFOs Confirmed. Unbelievable Financing Opportunities at Marco Rubio Toyota |
05/16/26 |
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Hawaii judge strikes down Rubio Toyota's crazy low prices as "unconscionable" |
05/16/26 |
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Remember when Louis Cannon Esquire described his wife’s snatch online |
05/16/26 |
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Adam Greenberg: first MLB appearance hit in head, killed career |
05/16/26 |
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Is AUDEMARS PIGUET credited? |
05/16/26 |
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They never stopped sacrificing children |
05/16/26 |
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The Absolute State of Gaming |
05/16/26 |
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BUT START BY STORMING THE LAW BORT AND LIBERATING THE OPPRESSED |
05/16/26 |
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Clique Law |
05/16/26 |
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*Fastens "Emotional Support Animal* harness/vest around Boner Police* |
05/16/26 |
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Armisen and Brownstein to play ICE agents in "Deportlandia" |
05/16/26 |
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Boner Police telling a Bracewell recruiter that he wants to be a litigator |
05/16/26 |
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I love driving around town with AssFaggot |
05/16/26 |
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MPA sitting in repulsive apt like end of Dead Ringers, smiling and poasting |
05/16/26 |
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Me and ACP totally nude running Heg Bad at the GLENBROOKS |
05/16/26 |
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English call gay lot lizards "Lorry Larries" lmao |
05/16/26 |
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munchable handhelds and specialty upgrades |
05/16/26 |
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In squat racks stimmin nude With muscly other dudes I'll remember yanny's peen |
05/16/26 |
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The board's on fire and there's no hamster on the wheel |
05/16/26 |
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We've identified a pigeon discussion forum as a viable alternative to xo. |
05/16/26 |
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<board dies, goes outside for the first time in 20 years, pale & squinting> |
05/16/26 |
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Spaceporn paid someone to attack the site |
05/16/26 |
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If only OYT knew how much he sucked |
05/16/26 |
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If only OYT knew. If only he knew — |
05/16/26 |
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If only OYT knew how much he sucked |
05/16/26 |
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If only OYT knew how much he sucked |
05/16/26 |
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"Odyssey" set in jet black Africa or Baltimore or something would be cool |
05/16/26 |
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Max Cady yelling "I'm Spaceporn Jr!" |
05/16/26 |
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I have Rach’s cell and email and have for some time, btw. |
05/16/26 |
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SCOTUS rejects ridic appeal by VA Dems over redistricting |
05/16/26 |
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former lawyer in psych ward yelling "i logged back in!" |
05/16/26 |
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'You knew FBI had long since seized the site, yet continued to post?' 'Correct.' |
05/16/26 |
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This series of outages will kill the Board for good |
05/16/26 |
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brief period of xo uptime is like a conjugal visit |
05/16/26 |
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Chud The Builder just shot a guy (a nigger chimped out) |
05/16/26 |
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Gina Carano lost over 100lbs to fight Rousey and her steroid clit today |
05/16/26 |
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this stupid woman never had lawful access to my estate or assets |
05/16/26 |
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"Now, the straightjacket. Observe: the mental patient blames a 'login glitch'" |
05/16/26 |
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CSLG abandoned his kids. rach abandoned xo. |
05/16/26 |
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The Fifth Element Should Have Been A Trilogy |
05/16/26 |
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how could rach abandon our most vulnerable, mentally ill lawyers? |
05/16/26 |
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rach is currently vibe coding a fix for the log in glitch and slowness |
05/16/26 |
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I GET LOGGED OUT, BUT I LOG IN AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUT |
05/16/26 |
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Bald dork w/Napoleon t-shirt and 30-06 fleeing the scene at Utah Valley Universi |
05/16/26 |
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Try clearing your cache and deleting cookies |
05/16/26 |
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It's like you get logged out & can't log back in |
05/16/26 |
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Rachmiel has actually transitioned and now goes by Rachel. |
05/16/26 |
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Reminder: Poasting is a privilege, not a right. |
05/16/26 |
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Maybe its a GOOD thing xo is on its last legs... Spend more time |
05/16/26 |
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Oh wow, our previously dead forum is now active because of the glitch. |
05/16/26 |
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CAN SOMEONE CONTACT RACH TO FIX THIS SHITHOLE |
05/16/26 |
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This is like our own Holocaust. Starved of poasting, emaciated, hungry. |
05/16/26 |
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Reminder to print out your favorite threads before being logged out later. |
05/16/26 |
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sometimes i log out now just to chase the high of a successful login |
05/16/26 |
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Which law schools are you applying to this fall? |
05/16/26 |
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Sp here. I warned you faggots. Now i control this boart. |
05/16/26 |
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Those people that say not to look at your finances everyday are right |
05/16/26 |
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It's like our own government shut down. |
05/16/26 |
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Oh auntie please the needful or cousins will have a terrible surprise |
05/16/26 |
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XO is a digital "lazy river". A relaxing slow-paced alternative to fast websites |
05/16/26 |
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laughing my ass off at the jew poasters who can't look at xo on shabbos |
05/16/26 |
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🚨🚨 EMERGENCY XO BACKUP DISCORD 🚨🚨 |
05/16/26 |
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AutoAdmit issues tied to KARS4KIDS lawsuit (NYT) |
05/16/26 |
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It’s time to go home to the great College Board in the Sky |
05/16/26 |
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"Sir, reports are coming in of an xo Renaissance." "Shut it down" |
05/16/26 |
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Love spending my Friday nights with no ability to poast online |
05/16/26 |
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ITT: Name the book based on ChatGPT's ≤10 word description |
05/16/26 |
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Spent time with wife & kids during bort outage. We definitely need to fix server |
05/16/26 |
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holy shit i can poast |
05/16/26 |
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I'm afraid the New Message button will be quite operational when your friends ar |
05/16/26 |
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NO DBG SATURDAY |
05/16/26 |
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AutoAdmit's new private equity owners cutting uptime to fund dividend recap |
05/16/26 |
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Hey COHEN you're allowed to look at computers the other 6 days; fix this |
05/16/26 |
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If this is my last thread ever, tell rach he's a piece of shit |
05/16/26 |
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Adjusting my sleep schedule so I slumber only during bort outages |
05/16/26 |
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Wasn’t CSLG going to buy the board from rach? |
05/16/26 |
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Most people don't visit XO, so it's like the bort is permanently down for them. |
05/16/26 |
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xo is a lifestyle business that's open only part-time |
05/16/26 |
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Video Vampires: Issue 1 |
05/16/26 |
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GET DOWN! *fires shotgun at board's uptime* |
05/16/26 |
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Started a Creed cover band because of the login glitch |
05/16/26 |
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I had no outlet for my mentally ill thoughts when xo didn't work. (NYT) |
05/16/26 |
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Xo hasn’t been this active on a Saturday morning since the bush administration |
05/16/26 |
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Maybe Scamilio and the Scamdadis are behind all this |
05/16/26 |
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Maybe we could for a socialist kibbutz collective to buy & manage XOXOHTH.com |
05/16/26 |
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gonna buy xo and turn it into an early 90s horror zine called Video Vampires |
05/16/26 |
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SS Big Changes has crashed into the dock, spilling chemical weapons everywhere |
05/16/26 |
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"Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch! The site's back up, okay?" |
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"jews did 9/11" your dog mouths as he thumbs up and sinks into lava |
05/16/26 |
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"See you 11 more times before you die," you say to the New Thread page |
05/16/26 |
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honestly totally get where the replicants were coming from now |
05/16/26 |
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I GET LOCKED OUT, THEN I LOG IN AGAIN, YOU’RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUT |
05/16/26 |
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Flowers for Algernon but it's about bort working for 5 minutes |
05/16/26 |
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Last person to post ITT wins |
05/16/26 |
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Assuming the pattern continues, we have about five hours of poasting time left. |
05/16/26 |
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If it’s one of you catty perma-feuding faggots DDOSing the board, FUCK YOU |
05/16/26 |
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So much to poast so little time to do it |
05/16/26 |
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Treasure these brief moments with you're xo family |
05/16/26 |
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There has never been a "login glitch." There will be no "fix." |
05/16/26 |
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cure is simple. Horror clown spaceporn is on xo tonight. Mock/threaten/defame hi |
05/16/26 |
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Completely insane that people "choose" to get fucking "married" holy shit jfc |
05/16/26 |
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"So without you, bort outage would be exactly the same," Grimes asks narrow-eyed |
05/16/26 |
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RACH MUST *IMMEDIATELY* FIX THIS RACIST, SEXIST, BIGOTED BORT |
05/16/26 |
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RACH IS A DEADBEAT |
05/16/26 |
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Post in this thread if you're experiencing the login bug and I'll troubleshoot |
05/16/26 |
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Currently posting thanks |
05/16/26 |
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* a single, manly tear streams down his face as he turns off the light * |
05/15/26 |
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beach boys “i get around” plays as BP sprays uzi at sidewalk full of gooks |
05/15/26 |
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Auntie i want juice and love marriage and many touch for the chocobar please |
05/15/26 |
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Just had a horrific experience at what was previously one of my favorite bars. |
05/15/26 |
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Rating poasters as excerpts from briefs that Tommy T has filed. |
05/15/26 |
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THE BETAMORPHOSIS. |
05/15/26 |
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If 18 posters blank bump, I will post a pic of me with 3 doods in a hot tub |
05/15/26 |
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There must be some kind of way out of here, said pepito to luis |
05/15/26 |
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*eats a liquor store sandwich alone at the empty zozo hotel lobby* |
05/15/26 |
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if you don't reply to this thread, You're Gay |
05/15/26 |
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kinda seems like most poasters have already been perma-Logged Out |
05/15/26 |
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diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever |
05/15/26 |
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*WH phone rings at 4am* *Trump answers fully dressed in suit and tie* |
05/15/26 |
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"Sup Brady! It's great hearing from you. Hope chi-town is treating you well. But |
05/15/26 |
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a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at breakfas |
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11 years after XO, normies are learning about the KARS4KIDS scam |
05/15/26 |
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IMPORTANT REMINDER: The woman you love? Your future wife? |
05/15/26 |
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Oh gimme the BeefBoy and free my soul... |
05/15/26 |
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Shit threads with low poast counts that get bumped for days |
05/15/26 |
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My backup for AutoAdmit is AutoAdmit |
05/15/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
05/15/26 |
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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene? |
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Arkan walking out of church at 6:45 am on a Sunday, holding his shoes |
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The failed 'turning points' of Trump's campaign implosion: |
05/15/26 |
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THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU |
05/15/26 |
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*Julia's hungry baby throwing crumpled $20 bills at her feet* |
05/15/26 |
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So PLTR is just some gay dudes in Boulder with an Excel file? |
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WMTP w/ a chopstick in each nostril, barking like a walrus while I fuck his ass |
05/15/26 |
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"house rule: shoes off, hats on" said the whiteknight, throwing Chad a pussyhat |
05/15/26 |
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Can't log in anymore. It's over. |
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"Are you choking in there?!" shrieked the white knight, pounding on her locked d |
05/15/26 |
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wait, that dumb chick is 26 and wrote TWO memoirs??!! |
05/15/26 |
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"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the purple haired cunt. |
05/15/26 |
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"Judges" are nothing but thugs in black dresses |
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