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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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It used to cost $18 to call someone in another state for 30 minutes |
01/07/25 |
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SD is pretty boring af |
01/07/25 |
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People's music taste is predictive of their personalities though |
01/07/25 |
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butt nougat |
01/07/25 |
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He spent 70% of his income on lifts at 34—why he's now eating "supreme nougat |
01/07/25 |
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Does anybody else think Sam Altman just seems FUCKING EVIL? |
01/07/25 |
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Swedes transformed from mighty Norse warriors -> "we're neutral" by Russia |
01/07/25 |
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retiring because I’m too straight for this bort (cucumbers) |
01/07/25 |
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EPAH, may I contact you IRL? |
01/07/25 |
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Ac9d on sb, flop is Jc7c9c. Checked and button shoves 300bb. Call or fold? |
01/07/25 |
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Reminder: every single poaster was once a flippant, pretentious middle schooler |
01/07/25 |
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Describe the culture in Duane Morris's Ho Chi Minh office for a tax associate |
01/07/25 |
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i don't even care about MPM |
01/07/25 |
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what happens if a lawyer just fakes paternity leave |
01/07/25 |
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A gargantuan sample of 70,000 men shows astonishingly little effect of Height |
01/07/25 |
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MPM = popularity contest for people who were unpopular in high school |
01/07/25 |
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zurich has to be the "zaniest" poaster around |
01/07/25 |
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Have you ever yelled “YOURE DRIPPING IN NOUGAT!” To Taller guys? |
01/07/25 |
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my body is NOT for sale anymore. |
01/07/25 |
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E Michael Jones: "White unity is not compatible with Christianity." |
01/07/25 |
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impressed how mpm finds new ways to be mentally ill each year |
01/07/25 |
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I can no longer take the harassment. I'm retiring. |
01/07/25 |
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has nyuug's brain fully broken? |
01/07/25 |
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one thing i really miss about nyc is that bike path along the hudson |
01/07/25 |
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"If you want a vision of the future, imagine billions of gunnerattts in all dire |
01/07/25 |
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IRL Germans went lived for centuries without seeing anyone of another race |
01/07/25 |
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I think Ricky is one of the coolest posters of all time 😎 |
01/07/25 |
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How often CR to quit job and go on multimonth sabbatical? Every 10 yrs?? |
01/07/25 |
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Wtf, just saw Ricky's latest away message on AIM |
01/07/25 |
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english are white-washed iberians, not germanics |
01/07/25 |
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I sure hope nutella and her lovely family are safe from these wildfires |
01/07/25 |
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watching gunneratttt lose his mind recently has been 180 |
01/07/25 |
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MPA’s comments on his MPM votes are pure scholarship, unironically |
01/07/25 |
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does anyone actually like winter? |
01/07/25 |
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Fatal flaw in the Terminator: he needs a red dot sight to aim from 3ft away |
01/07/25 |
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Rate this trailer for Max doc on the rise and fall of AOL Instant Messenger |
01/07/25 |
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Terminator 2 aged like shit |
01/07/25 |
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🚨🚨🚨 MPM DAY 4: ELITE 8 + SUPERLATIVES 🚨🚨🚨 |
01/07/25 |
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Millennial women smell like old grandmas now lol |
01/07/25 |
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Terminator at the gun store: yeah, uhh, with the laser attached, heh |
01/07/25 |
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Rate this anthem US will read out loud to honor Tall men (not flame at all) |
01/07/25 |
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Historical figures/writers/artists who 100% would fit in on XOXO |
01/07/25 |
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How I Got Out of a Toxic Relationship & Found Love Again & How U Can 2 (MPA) |
01/07/25 |
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Fatal Flaw in the Terminator: he has to use a phone book at the phone booth |
01/07/25 |
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INTP xo'ers receiving diagnosis of 'Existential OCD with Derealization Features' |
01/07/25 |
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Did you know that three states have “Rumpelstiltskin Laws” on the books? |
01/07/25 |
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that insane NPC shitlibs are being "calm" about orange retard is deeply ominous |
01/07/25 |
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Old Country Buffet acquired by Marriott |
01/07/25 |
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Hakeem Jeffries is wearing sneakers to Jimmy Carter's funeral |
01/07/25 |
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"Sexualize him! Sexualize him!" crowd roars as Peterman stands before Pontius Pi |
01/07/25 |
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"Sexualize him! Sexualize him!" crowd roars as MASE stands before Pontius Pilate |
01/07/25 |
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MASE & gunneratttt are rigging MPM via the Xo Indian whatsapp group |
01/07/25 |
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'Pedo-hunters' attack 22-year-old for meeting up with 18-year-old: |
01/07/25 |
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Why didn't Dems run men against Trump if they actually wanted to beat him |
01/07/25 |
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watching the bitterness & cynicism creeping into MPA is a horror unto itself |
01/07/25 |
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Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception |
01/07/25 |
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In a bit of a posting rut. Should I just retire? |
01/07/25 |
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Which poaster would live in this house (check interior pics)? |
01/07/25 |
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Nutella muting conference call to beat chained up sun bear with stick |
01/07/25 |
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Google is nigger |
01/07/25 |
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42, 3 kids, sex drive is basically 0. I don’t see this as a problem |
01/07/25 |
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China is implementing a social credit score, like Black Mirror s3e1 |
01/07/25 |
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1989 phone deal: You can designate up to five numbers as friends and relatives |
01/07/25 |
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racemixing regret tp |
01/07/25 |
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AGWWG loser father of 2 (2&6) here, racemixing regret is starting to hit me HARD |
01/07/25 |
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"Do you want out-of-state calling added to your line?" |
01/07/25 |
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aside from biglaw, what wagecuck jobs are best to make $500k+ |
01/07/25 |
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MASE bends the knees |
01/07/25 |
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FLW (aka evan, aka boom) is a closet homosexual. he stuffs raw cock up his anus |
01/07/25 |
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jungian circumambulation of MASE's anus |
01/07/25 |
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hot 18 year old was selling candy outside the local subway sandwich shop |
01/07/25 |
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Companies to buy naming rights to map names like stadiums |
01/07/25 |
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Installing backdoor VPNs to steal bandwidth: easy to do with boomers |
01/07/25 |
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Billboard's Hot 100 singles chart from 50 years ago (Jan. 1975): |
01/07/25 |
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Reminder: race-relations in the US will WORSEN as whites decline in % |
01/07/25 |
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"Some black people are white" |
01/07/25 |
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Poast your top 3 most used emojis itt |
01/07/25 |
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"Oh yeah? Well my hapa daughter doesn't speak *any* English at home." |
01/07/25 |
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Consuela is this blurb from a geopolitcal book pscyhobabble? |
01/07/25 |
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Peak Cuck: Soyboy insists wife who strangled their 3 kids to det is good person |
01/07/25 |
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black sci fi author, space oprah |
01/07/25 |
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I consulted ChatGPT on gunneratttt's behavior |
01/07/25 |
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hey disco you pay your property taxes yet? |
01/07/25 |
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*counts to 20, gives up in exhaustion* (gunnerat) |
01/07/25 |
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE'VE GOT AZN WIVES |
01/07/25 |
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Last person to post ITT wins |
01/07/25 |
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Remember Grantland lol? |
01/07/25 |
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cr 7-10 itinerary from Sedona to Zion to Moab to Telluride to Denver? |
01/07/25 |
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MASE: flying shotgun on Trump Force One. cucumbers: biting the pillow |
01/07/25 |
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"Prison Rules: Using Homosexual Rape to Dominate in Business" |
01/07/25 |
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Cucumbers is a dogshit poster btw |
01/07/25 |
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ur grandpa at battle of okinawa fighting for his 1/8th racemix great-grandson |
01/07/25 |
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Twins opening philosophy bar called Mojito Ergo Sum |
01/07/25 |
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Japan is the only white nation left |
01/07/25 |
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10 bucks for a fucking milkshake |
01/07/25 |
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golden retriever pads up to you, whispers, "look, I'm not a racist, but..." |
01/07/25 |
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i peeled my face off it revealed the same face |
01/07/25 |
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Do you support making Daylight Savings Time or Standard Time permanent? |
01/07/25 |
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Usha and AOC getting a little too handsy in leaked 2014 photos (link) |
01/07/25 |
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Vivek: “Our H1B Visa Applications Will Block Out The Sun" |
01/07/25 |
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LMFAO there's an "MPM Hair Removal Studio Exclusively for Men" |
01/07/25 |
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Elon pumping and sweating, MAGA's ankles behind its ears. |
01/07/25 |
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MAGA: ankles behind ears; Elon: passing his sloppy seconds to Vivek |
01/07/25 |
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"Wait, grandpa, I'm confused. Cucumbers aren't supposed to go up a grocery clerk |
01/07/25 |
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Reminder - EVERY woman is a femme fatale leading man to his doom |
01/07/25 |
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I genuinely have no clue whose MPM personas are legit vs. performance art |
01/07/25 |
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Daytime drug users of xo drug thread |
01/07/25 |
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throwing old shampoo bottles full of pi$$ into the (((ocean))) ... cr? |
01/07/25 |
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White supremacist here. I will never stop fucking Asian Pussy. I will never "be |
01/07/25 |
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The most prestigious Usha discussion board in the world |
01/07/25 |
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Gorgeous Kamala has a MEXICAN COUSIN who's Kyooter than Usha |
01/07/25 |
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stock market |
01/07/25 |
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🚨 ATTN: very good job guys, peak mental illness achieved today 🚨 |
01/07/25 |
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Your proud father, flawlessly using naan to eat curry at your wedding reception |
01/07/25 |
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Your proud father bitung into Big Mac, nodding to Trump at yr wedding reception |
01/07/25 |
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Rate this Trump meme - pic |
01/07/25 |
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Niggas, Guidos, Irish, Beaners contribute nearly nothing Intellectually to USA |
01/07/25 |
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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GUNNER |
01/07/25 |
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mainlining are we rewatching Terror s1 or Chernobyl tonight |
01/07/25 |
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How long after Trump takes office will the Dem pedophile ring be revealed? |
01/07/25 |
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TSINAH launching “Special Military Operation” on local Wendy’s |
01/07/25 |
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XO WSJ: Economic crisis accelerating, expect more pain |
01/07/25 |
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i don't even know who MASE is |
01/07/25 |
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cumcumbers |
01/07/25 |
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face swapping girls i know onto porn pics |
01/07/25 |
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Pond hockey update |
01/07/25 |
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cremaincumbers tp |
01/07/25 |
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Biden Won't Point to a Key Culprit in the Sudanese Genocide :( |
01/07/25 |
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Libs kill Puff the Magic Dragon folkie for answering door naked in 1968 |
01/07/25 |
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Pond Lehocky update |
01/07/25 |
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cucumbers tp piledriving his cucumber fuckstick into MASE's hold |
01/07/25 |
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Fell in love with a streetwalker who works outside my regular Burger King |
01/07/25 |
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gavin & stacey & smithy & nessa |
01/07/25 |
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the NVIDIA RTX 5090 is here: $1999 MSRP |
01/07/25 |
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57 Obese Birdshit Trumpmos Invading Greenland With 200 H1B Support Staff tp |
01/07/25 |
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Now that the siege is finally over: I'm pro-Israel |
01/07/25 |
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“The demon raped me” Tucker Carlson intoned without emotion |
01/07/25 |
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TDNW how will Trump end the war in one day? |
01/07/25 |
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cr to marry an azn wife but have her carry baby made with white woman? |
01/07/25 |
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Just a month until Trump releases the “Epstein list”! |
01/07/25 |
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Josuhua Brolin here. 100% Christian goy. |
01/07/25 |
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Tommy, you a cricket fan? If so what do you make of Isha Guha? |
01/07/25 |
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Josh Brolin's early life is incomplete |
01/07/25 |
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Brothers... we're going to Nuuk! |
01/07/25 |
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Is 3.85 a decent GPA for 1L fall? |
01/07/25 |
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ITT we play which is MOAR PROLE |
01/07/25 |
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AI video of Spaceporn Jr. as an adult |
01/07/25 |
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just got rugjacked by aladdin. taking q's. (tsinah) |
01/07/25 |
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Slowly killing yourself with drugs and alcohol tp |
01/07/25 |
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Rate GOOD DAD, JD Vance with his WHITE little girl cooking Xmas cookies |
01/07/25 |
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