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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Doctor: "but he doesn't have your genes in him" SP: "ummmm. ...." |
11/27/25 |
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Confession: I'm getting sick of Theo Von |
11/27/25 |
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thought pnp stands for pumpkin pie |
11/27/25 |
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Wife has 103 fever and Covid. Thanksgiving ruined |
11/27/25 |
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A lot of 80's/90's cyberpunk media seems quaint in retrospect |
11/27/25 |
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"How am I supposed to put both turkey legs in there?" (beady eyes narrow) |
11/27/25 |
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Becky & Stacy giggling about your all american rejects lyrics AIM away msg |
11/27/25 |
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Whenever I think about Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for 2nd cousin threading |
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Why do YOU think gunners first marriage failed? π€ |
11/27/25 |
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QUESTION: Where is 2nd cousin gonna sleep during Thanksgiving? |
11/27/25 |
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Rowan:nigger dicks::Spaceporn:litlle asian boiholes |
11/27/25 |
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Peterman at VC firm: "It's a sophisticated boihole-based nutting algorithm" |
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Welcome to this very special Thanksgiving weekend edition of 92.7 The Fear |
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Aflac: "Mr. Peterman, we don't insure, umm... *squints* boiholes.." |
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This Thanksgiving 92.7 THE FEAR wants to remind you of the Brief due on Monday! |
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Peterman rubbing bathroom vending machine cologne on his boihole between clients |
11/27/25 |
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π¦ Happy Thanksgiving π¦ |
11/27/25 |
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"For my boihole" Peterman says earnestly as cashier rings up sutures, neosporin |
11/27/25 |
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Looks like DC National Guard shooting was a Jew false flag |
11/27/25 |
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*petermans boihole pulling you into vortex like final scene of Poltergeist* |
11/27/25 |
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Nick is attacking MTG big time |
11/27/25 |
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Do you guys have Hard beer bellies or Soft fat bellies |
11/27/25 |
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Depressed lawyer in my mid 30s. Too late to become a cyberpunk hacker? |
11/27/25 |
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"Turkey is moist today...hit me up" texts Peterman to 55 saved contacts |
11/27/25 |
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Is PE’s singular goal to identify places/businesses Americans like and ruin th |
11/27/25 |
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"Anyone need a breast?" SIL asks innocently holding 2 very strategically placed |
11/27/25 |
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"oops, my foot must've slipped out of my heel," SIL murmured |
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Charles just noticed what NSAM was saying in August 2021 |
11/27/25 |
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Sister-in-Law: "That turkey has the second juiciest breasts at this table" |
11/27/25 |
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This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for... (FizzKidd) |
11/27/25 |
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sexy SiL asks u to show her how 2 adjust shower head settings in guest bathroom |
11/27/25 |
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Animal porn a day keeps the wife away |
11/27/25 |
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SP here. I routinely fistbump w Christ. He likes my sense of humor, I like how h |
11/27/25 |
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SP jr, sobbing, dressed as π¦ for SP's annual "trot & stuff" game |
11/27/25 |
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New super-realistic AI video of Tucker saying "faggot faggot faggot" |
11/27/25 |
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Macy’s parade committee vomiting at SP’s “Adoptive Love” entry submissio |
11/27/25 |
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had no idea Collin Farrell was The Penguin in the new Batman |
11/27/25 |
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The Penguin megathread π§ |
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How many roses would your wife command on the open market? |
11/27/25 |
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"he's still hungry" SIL giggles, breastfeeding your son while wife naps. |
11/27/25 |
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don't worry guys, kash patel and a fake tv judge are all over this |
11/27/25 |
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The Penguin is actually really good |
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Yale was more prestigious and WASPY even in like 1900. Harvard was jewy and cath |
11/27/25 |
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rate my workout |
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Hope you guys are happy - just locked wife & kid in oven and set to 500 (sp) |
11/27/25 |
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pumpkin pie luis |
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Today I'm thankful pussy doesn't cause cancer. Oh wait. |
11/27/25 |
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Cowgod, get in here and explain WTF nintendo is thinking with Metroid Prime 4 |
11/27/25 |
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I think vocotype is a thing |
11/27/25 |
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The government is collapsing |
11/27/25 |
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Artillery cannons seem pretty useful |
11/27/25 |
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For those who are asking. |
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Mods took down my threads exposing Jack Posobiec |
11/27/25 |
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How would this big buck neegra have fared during slavery times? (vIDEO): |
11/27/25 |
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Welp, PE ruined Jersey Mike’s too (link) |
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Kid hangs on a basketball hoop rim, hoop falls on him and kills him. |
11/27/25 |
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Hey dumbfuck antisemites, more people died in Sudan last week than 3 yrs of Gaza |
11/27/25 |
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Happy Thanksgiving, BOOM! I hope your anus gets it gentle today! |
11/27/25 |
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Anyone else holding out on buying a switch 2 until there's actually more Games |
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ICE detains Karoline Leavitt's nephew's Mom (link) |
11/27/25 |
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should these transportation consultants take this off of their website? |
11/27/25 |
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Just had sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (Evan39) |
11/27/25 |
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Lot asking dotters to dress like Hittite SIL for no particular reason |
11/27/25 |
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What's This Smashed Burger Trend? |
11/27/25 |
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what’s the faggiest movie you’ll admit to liking? |
11/27/25 |
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History MFEs: How Did UK Survive The Battle Of Britain (WW2)? |
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I'm a bit of a cyberpunk myself, heh. Yeah I say whatever I want on there |
11/27/25 |
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SIL unbuttoning blouse to let the wine spill "breathe" |
11/27/25 |
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Theres no official Happy Thanksgiving Thread - can someone make it? |
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fuck, the thought of a very pregnant, radiant sexy SiL has me horny as fuck |
11/27/25 |
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Turdskin sexpat goes on date w/AZNgirl. She starts interviewing job candidates m |
11/27/25 |
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Indian Man poses as Birdshit Sugar Babby on Tinder to extort Singapore AZNgirls |
11/27/25 |
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“Welcome to my harem” Musk hissed as he pushed the turkey baster plunger |
11/27/25 |
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CNN: Trump has cut government spending by a shocking 8% #MAGA #USA |
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New York Times: blacks invented Korean fried chicken (which dates to the 1400s) |
11/27/25 |
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“AAA” used to mean “good game” before westerners co-opted the term |
11/27/25 |
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"Turns out, she was wearing nothing under the robe. Yes, his SiL! Pass the gravy |
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Time Magazine article on "cyberpunk" from February 1993: |
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Tommy Turdskin: thoughts on this Indian basketball star? (video) |
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Gemini 3 destroyed all other LLMs |
11/27/25 |
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone) |
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pics of your turkey itt |
11/27/25 |
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RSF, will you be bringing the wife and kids to Thanksgiving this year |
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Poast ITT if you have no Thanksgiving plans and will be poasting |
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Anyone getting their “Turkey” stuffed at Steamworks today? |
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Spaceporn put SP Jr on the turkey platter & covered him in gravy |
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Halford yelling "I'll give YOU some gravy!" from the HELLROOM |
11/27/25 |
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"They supposedly gassed 6 million but were hoaxed into lockdowns? Pass the gravy |
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"The Thanksgiving Gravy is free!"- Peterboi to horrified RigPig |
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Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow poasters |
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Horror film Fundraiser: You open puzzle box deal toy, become Debevoise 6th yr |
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Doobs at Thanksgiving table: "This stuffing is mushy, reminds me of pussy." |
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WH turkeys bought $1B in Trump crypto before pardon |
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*trucker ladling hot gravy out of Flying J steam table onto peterman's ass* |
11/27/25 |
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Just caught wife blowing nose into TP she just wiped her ass with. |
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if u haven’t just finished a turkey trot ur a lazy piece of shit |
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IGWC on display at Macy's T-giving parade. Asshole gaped open with speculum |
11/27/25 |
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"I am here for the turkey party," said the depressed Algonquian chief |
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Bands with chick bassists |
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former coworker announced his/her gender transition on LinkedIn this week |
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Shrimp cocktail and 6 shots of Wild Turkey 101: Lawyer travelling on business |
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Trump says the 1 living Jewish Afghani will be given US citizenship immediately |
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Buying internet money from Dragon Casino in Macau is peak cyberpunk |
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<spaceporn puts sp jr in a turkey costume> “now for your stuffing” |
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*nude peterman running across Lubbock Flying J lot, giant turkey leg in his ass* |
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In hindsight, Fred Phelps did nothing wrong |
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my black wife washed our Thanksgiving turkey with Dawn dish soap (chilmata) |
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Olivia Nuzzi book excerpt dramatically describes sending RFK Jr a butthole pic |
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Where’s that thread with the negative Google reviews of spaceporn? |
11/27/25 |
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Prole Goyim: Frozen Turkey | Canned Cranberries | Boxed Stuffing |
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46m turkeys consumed at thanksgiving. average weight 15lbs. guess 6m isn’t so |
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SP here. My genes die with me. Enjoy them while you can, boys! |
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55 die in Hong Kong Fire |
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How did Tether go from nothing to rivaling a central bank |
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Shove turkey ππ¦πΉπ· down gullet and get back to work you frauds |
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“Kyle Rittenhouse’s Turkey Shoot" video game now available |
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DrakeMallard freebasing turkey grease, crying as midterm results come in |
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RSF forgot to log out of his gunnerattt account |
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RSF spent today on Reddit sperging out about NYC fine dining and airplane food |
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*** SPACEPORN LIST RELEASED *** |
11/27/25 |
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shitlaw boss: "bonuses!!!!" *hands out butterball turkeys* |
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SPjr in a turkey costume getting stuffed with an acorn |
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Erika Kirk checking on the sweet potatoes before carving up the turkey |
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Subject: Urgent staffing needed for Project Turkey |
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deep frying 3 turkeys this thanksgiving: 1 for family, 2 for me (disco fries) |
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The one WEIRD trick to deep-frying a turkey FIREFIGHTERS don't want you to know |
11/27/25 |
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Patel Under Scrutiny for Use of SWAT Teams to Protect His Girlfriend (NYT) |
11/27/25 |
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Happy Turkey Thursday friends! π¦ |
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Epstein asked Tom Barrack, now US ambassador to Turkey, in 2016 to ‘send photo |
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hot pantsless guys running around your house |
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let me just say this |
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CIA confirms the shooter was theirs |
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***THANKSGIVING EVE ZOZO THREAD*** |
11/27/25 |
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Prime Minister Clement Attlee finally dead at the age of 112 |
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eight baby boomer presidents |
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Smoking a turkey |
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Protip Birdshits: the time to be Birdshit Nationalist was 1990's not now |
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Ace Frehley - The Acorn is Spinning |
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Watched "Picnic at Hanging Rock". Good, but no nudity. |
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cannibal "white" people |
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Tucker: "Faggot, faggot, faggot!" (video) |
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Taking Qs on Whokebe |
11/27/25 |
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We'll see what its intentions are if it releases its probes mid december ;) |
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UN confirms planetary defenses will target interstellar object 3I/ATLAS as shock |
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“TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT BRIEFS!” (Mainlining/Evan39/Bboom) |
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Mainlining and Bboom $peaKKK Maoist $tandard Englisε |
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ur a moron if ur not subscribed to Claude Max 5x/20x hth |
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most prestigious AI "subscription?" |
11/27/25 |
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Donald Trump converted to Judaism in 2017. |
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Just worked 12 hours straight after letting my staff go at noon |
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